Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[MisfitMan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnyR10CIDW8

I'm very excited about this movie.

[Fagzilla]

PERFECT

[Jason]

This movie will be absolute fucking garbage and Zack Snyder is a retarded, shitheaded fucking COCK.
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[Fagzilla]

That sure isn't what the early reviews are saying!

[MisfitMan]

The Times gave it a good review, and they always smear superhero flicks right out of the gate. The stuff I've seen so far and the reviews I've read say it's so accurate, and they're releasing Tales of the Black Freighter and Under the Hood on DVD.

Jason, why do you feel that way?

[Jason]

How could you possibly list the DVD release of Tales of the Black Freighter as a good thing?

To me, that says it all. You take an intrinsic part of the comic, strip everything from it but its COOLNESS and then distribute it in a way that has absolutely fucking NOTHING to do with how it was meant to tie into the story thematically.

Of course reviewers like it, it's a COOL, STYLISH ACTION MOVIE. But that's not fucking Watchmen. Watchmen is meant to be an ugly story, not SLOW MOTION GRIT-FEST.
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[Jason]

This pretty much condenses my point and also serves to validate it due to the fact that it was written by someone other than me, despite being about the video game.
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[MisfitMan]

Well! That certainly is a very valid point.

Are you at least going to see it before you go suck Alan Moore's dick and tell him how right he always was?

[Vinny]

I think you're overreacting, Jason, especially about the Watchmen game. That really has nothing to do with the movie.

The immense amount of slow-motion is excessive, but I haven't seen the movie so I can't say if it actually works or not. If this gets generally good reviews, I'll go see it although I'm imagining it won't really compare to the book.
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[Jason]

I'll definitely see it as soon as I can do so without paying for it.

Anyway, I didn't mention the game, Vinny, it's just the subject of what I linked. It doesn't even need to be said that the game will be complete trash.

Look, the movie is going to be nauseatingly shallow. If you go to movies to just turn your brain off and look at wicked special effects, you'll think it's great. I don't, I watch movies for a stimulating, intelligent plot, and I think Watchmen is an intelligent enough story to deserve better than Zack fucking Snyder.
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[MisfitMan]

The script was spot on and they used the graphic novel as the visual reference, so I'm pretty sure the only part I'll have a problem with will be the ending. Seeing as how they removed giant space squid.

[FancyMichael]

I highly doubt that the script is spot on!

[Jason]

Are you sure you read the right script? It was David Hayter that changed the ending.
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[MisfitMan]

I'm sure it was changed a little since the version I read, but I had the one they used rigtht before filming started. The ending was the only thing changed at that point.

[Jason]

Well, I don't know what to tell you.

Oh, I just now saw that the video you linked is the one I watched earlier today.

I was going to say, how could you think that sounds good? Rorschach is just doing MINDLESS GROWLING. From an acting standpoint, he's not actually giving anything any depth. It's just shallow, superficial eye candy.
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[MisfitMan]

You don't think he'd sound like he was trying to be intimidating a little too hard? Even in the book he was a tiny dude.

[Jason]

You can make that argument, but:

1. It's his own journal.
2. Motivation doesn't excuse poor quality, no matter what. That is an ARTISTIC RULE.
3. This was chosen as a trailer, so it's on Zack fucking Snyder to make it a palatable selection. It implies he sees nothing wrong with showing people this and only this.
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[MisfitMan]

So, what, when it's VO he should be voiced by Michael Clark Duncan? And there's very little artistic value to what Rorshach does. He's insane.

[Jason]

[Potatoes]

This movie looks pretty good