Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Theldorrin]

Foonetic.net

[SuperPsaturn]

if that worked I wouldn't have needed help in the first place! irc.techwarelabs.com?

[Servbot]

That's the one.

[Theldorrin]

irc://foonetic.net

[Mike Dunn]

Vinny and this guy worked at Budweiser so people from Budweiser threw a reception, which was very nice.
16:21 Dpayne Well the death of someone young is probably hard to do the funeral for as a clergyman.
16:21 Dpayne You don't get the usual "full long life" schtick.
16:22 Dpayne You have to sort of justify how if their is a god he is a cruel awful beast.
16:22 Dpayne Which I imagine is tough to do.
16:22 Dpayne there
16:22 Dpayne Bleh
16:22 Vinny But one of their representatives got up to speak and literally 15 seconds into the speech he goes "One thing about Anthony that we all can agree on is he's genuine, which coincidentally also appears on our label"
16:22 Dpayne Jesus
16:22 mikedunn oh my god
16:22 Dpayne Wow
16:22 Feuilly That's unreal.
16:22 Vinny and then he talked about how HE PREFERRED BUDWEISER
16:22 Vinny I KNOW
16:22 mikedunn that's disgusting
16:22 Dpayne That guy must have massive balls.
16:23 Vinny "HE always said he didn't like a fruity beer or anything watered down, he liked Budweiser"
16:23 Dpayne He probably has to carry them around in a wheelbarrow.
16:23 Feuilly Did he really like Budweiser a lot?
16:23 Vinny God, I assumed everyone just sort of took it as a joke
16:23 Vinny I don't think the guy really knew him
16:23 Vinny from what he was saying
16:23 Feuilly Oh
16:23 Vinny So he just made up some insane shit

[Fagzilla]

[15:29] <Psaturn> http://zip.4chan.org/v/src/1234912756760.jpg
[15:29] <Psaturn> what...does it mean?
[15:30] <Jason> What's hard?
[15:30] <Jason> It means that the PC version looks worse than the PS3 and 360 versions, and a Wii version looks comically archaic.
[15:30] <Jason> Because the Wii has no graphic capabilities.
[15:30] <ActionHank> It means that the artist who created this work of art is a douchebag.
[15:31] <Psaturn> I see.
[15:31] <countduckula> But the PC version doesn't look worse!
[15:31] <countduckula> And yeah, the wii would fall under the console catagory!
[15:32] <countduckula> Psaturn, it's a retarded comic.
[15:32] <countduckula> The worst ever.
[15:32] <Psaturn> guys.
[15:32] <Psaturn> I made that comics.
[15:32] <mikedunn> FUUUUUUUUUUUU
[15:32] <Psaturn> I was secretly trying ot get your reactions
[15:32] <Psaturn> Now I see...how you feel.

[Fagzilla]

BY THE WAY, the idea of this thread is to post nothing longer than 20 lines.

Nobody wants to read some big ass thing.

Mike Dunn, yours was JUST ABOUT as long as is tolerable.

[Potatoes]

16:23 Vinny "HE always said he didn't like a fruity beer or anything watered down, he liked Budweiser"
16:23 Dpayne He probably has to carry them around in a wheelbarrow.

Why does a dead guy need to carry budweisers around in a wheelbarrow?

Is this an example of Italian humor?

[L Ron Butterfly]

I could have lived with Vinny's Budweiser funeral story being up to three times longer.

[SuperPsaturn]

[INFO] Channel view for “#Hell316” opened.
-->| YOU (Psaturn) have joined #Hell316
-->| CalvinT (chatzilla@hide-87E9CA7C.cfl.res.rr.com) has joined #Hell316
<CalvinT> Looks like we're all here!
-->| FagBigot (asdf@hide-63A846D9.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) has joined #Hell316
<FagBigot> YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<CalvinT> :O
<Psaturn> *a pile of corpses shambles at the top of a cliffside
<Psaturn> *out of it rises a 10 foot figure wearing spiked death metal armor and breathing blue flames*
<Psaturn> SO YOU HAVE COMMMMMME
<Psaturn> *the earth begins to rumble as completely bitchin music plays*
<CalvinT> I spit on the ground and smirk like an asshole.
<FagBigot> I turn into a huge dragon.
<Psaturn> *the spot where the spit lands sparks a glowing crack of magma*
<Psaturn> *it ERUPTS TEARING the earth in HALF a GIANT GORGE instantly TEARING THE SHIT OUT OF THE EARTH BEFORE YOU*
<CalvinT> Are people dying?
<Psaturn> Everyone is already dead.
<Psaturn> And everyone is not yet born
<Psaturn> Creation exists upon a ressucitation device of PURE SUFFERING.
<Psaturn> And now you two shall join the suffering dead!
<Psaturn> *giant stakes shoot out of the ground and impale you both leaving you hanging helplessly in the air.*
<CalvinT> I bleed and scream out in joy.
<Psaturn> As you both pass out in ecstasy you awaken to find yourselves in an endless field.
<FagBigot> I T-1000 around the stake and say "Keh ... worthless."
<Psaturn> INfinite blackness in all directions
<Psaturn> over!
<FagBigot> I pull Servbot's mom out of my pocket and begin licking her pussy.
<FagBigot> Over.
<Psaturn> and incredibly skinny ancient man who seems to be inhumanly old and coughs up dust as he speaks appears at your side and speaks in horrible wheezes!
<Psaturn> "Care to share that pussy, sonny?"
<FagBigot> "Yes."
<FagBigot> I had the mom to him.
<FagBigot> Over.
<Psaturn> You look down and see that the pussy you've been eating out is filled with maggots and has taken the shape of Rapple's face.
<Psaturn> roll strength + perception!
<FagBigot> >>> print roll(100, 100)
<FagBigot> 0x01ACTION rolls 100+100: 1 8 4 10 7 4 1 1 10 4 9 6 7 1 1 9 2 2 7 5 7 3 5 8 7 4 9 8 1 9 9 8 2 1 8 2 3 3 5 6 6 4 7 2 10 3 5 1 8 3 1 1 7 7 5 3 6 9 5 8 7 2 8 5 2 5 5 2 7 9 8 9 8 3 6 1 1 9 5 9 6 8 7 10 7 4 9 4 5 1 2 2 10 10 4 7 7 8 3 10 8 4 5 4 8 2 6 4 7 5 6 9 7 1 10 4 3 6 6 10 4 7 10 4 10 10 6 9 9 8 10 10 8 5 3 4 9 5 10 8 4 7 4 2 6 4 8 10 1 8 8 5 8 5 6 4 9 1 5 2 1 10 2 10 3 2 9 7 7 8 5 7 2 3 5 8 5 1 4 10 3 7 2 8 7 4 1 1 7 10 9 1 8 6 1 1 6 4
<CalvinT> Wait, what?
<CalvinT> Mommy...
<CalvinT> I say, while smoking a cigar.
<Psaturn> You hear the high pitched scream of SOMETHING
<Psaturn> You both look up just in time to see a NEGAMORTAR land right on top of the both of you!
<Psaturn> A massive explosion of purple fire awesomely tears an enormous crater into the landscape!
<Psaturn> Roll toughness + holy shit force!
<FagBigot> >>> print roll(100, 1000)
* CalvinT rolls a d316 100 times: 273, 309, 64, 305, 36, 198, 301, 152, 88, 106, 78, 153, 259, 295, 214, 47, 293, 197, 281, 186, 249, 280, 308, 60, 273, 258, 185, 218, 129, 131, 19, 119, 149, 115, 220, 265, 8, 30, 74, 205, 71, 258, 284, 84, 159, 99, 150, 10, 272, 275, 185, 6, 237, 229, 220, 273, 285, 262, 140, 106, 246, 150, 163, 203, 210, 185, 218, 278, 312, 18, 198, 46, 35, 187, 205, 303, 242, 261,...
* CalvinT ...24, 205, 75, 154, 201, 85, 200, 144, 22, 122, 274, 94, 121, 286, 148, 291, 31, 187, 315, 120, 129, 192, total: 17615
<FagBigot> 0x01ACTION rolls 100+1000: 5 10 2 6 1 2 9 9 8 10 5 9 3 5 6 10 1 4 6 10 6 10 1 9 6 6 7 10 8 5 3 2 6 4 6 4 7 5 7 10 1 8 6 3 6 2 4 5 8 3 5 2 10 7 6 9 7 8 4 10 6 7 5 5 10 2 4 2 5 7 2 5 10 2 3 6 3 9 7 3 1 6 4 2 7 5 7 1 10 1 8 7 7 7 1 1 9 1 2 8 3 1 3 3 2 6 1 6 4 8 9 4 1 8 9 3 6 9 9 5 6 6 5 5 1 3 7 6 7 3 7 8 2 5 3 9 10 6 1 3 10 6 4 2 4 1 4 8 3 5 2 3 9 4 5 5 6 2 6 9 4 1 2 8 6 8 10 9 5 2 6 5 7 9 1 8 4 4 4 6 10 9 6 1 8 8 5 6 9 2 4 1 3 8 10 7 10 4
<CalvinT> I think we both passed.
<Psaturn> Cain is blown backwards several hundred yards by the sheer force of the explosion but manages to get his DARK ENERGY shield up at the last moment negating any real damage!
<CalvinT> Which Cain?!
<Psaturn> Caine on the other hand is taken by surprise and looks up to see his a smoldering stump where his arm once was.
<CalvinT> I'm the first Cain.
<CalvinT> That happened to me.
<Psaturn> Also the massive force has blown his now horribly charred body just as far as Cain's. He angrily begins to stand but feels something metallic against his hand! He looks up to see a hulking monstrosity of STEEL AND FLESH!
<Psaturn> A TECHNOFREAK looms over you!
<Psaturn> OVer!
<FagBigot> I rip off Cain's arm and fleshcraft it onto my body.
<CalvinT> I bleed.
<FagBigot> Then I rip off his head and stuff his brain into my skull for double smartness.
<Psaturn> Calvin is way far away from yoU!
<CalvinT> I rip off my right arm to replace my gaping hole.
<FagBigot> Oh, in that case.
<Psaturn> It will take at least 3 turns to get to him!
<FagBigot> I use Android 16's rocket fist attack on the technofreak.
<CalvinT> Gosh that's far!
<FagBigot> Except it's just my regular arm, so now my other arm is gone.
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<Psaturn> Roll Rocketfist + balls!
<FagBigot> >>> print roll(200, 300)
<FagBigot> 0x01ACTION rolls 200+300: 8 4 5 3 4 6 2 2 3 1 6 9 2 2 9 6 5 5 7 1 8 3 9 5 8 3 4 8 8 6 5 4 1 3 3 10 8 1 5 9 9 9 9 1 6 8 9 8 8 6 5 1 5 3 6 4 9 6 10 3 7 1 4 7 6 4 10 3 1 4 6 4 1 8 8 2 2 5 8 6 2 1 2 1 9 2 2 3 8 10 4 8 1 7 5 5 1 3 7 3 1 5 8 2 7 8 3 4 8 1 5 9 5 2 7 5 1 6 10 9 1 10 4 5 10 2 4 5 10 2 10 5 9 5 9 4 10 1 5 1 4 2 6 6 6 9 6 2 9 3 1 8 4 6 5 4 6 7 2 7 10 9 4 9 6 6 8 8 8 1 7 5 1 4 2 3 6 8 4 4 9 7 3 5 5 4 1 2 4 7 1 7 9 6 9 7 7 4 7 5 6 5
<CalvinT> I rip off my dick and throw it into Cain's rocket fist, giving the attack a boost in strength.
<Psaturn> With a Thunderous SMASH the Technofreak's JAW is E#XPLODED into shards of metal and SCREWS
<Psaturn> Roll for dick boost
* CalvinT rolls a d69: 10
<FagBigot> >>> print roll(1)
* FagBigot rolls 1: 6
<CalvinT>
<Psaturn> Cain's dick limply bouces against the side of the rocket fist and is TORCHED by the thrusters adding NO HELP WHATSOEVER and completely incinterating it.
<Psaturn> Cain's dick has met final death.
<FagBigot> That's fine.
<FagBigot> I stand on the ceiling and hiss and shit.
<Psaturn> Regardless the TECHNOFREAK sputters and pukes up OIL and VITAE and as an electric liquid plasma! its eyes glow dark red!
<FagBigot> Like a vampire.
<Psaturn> There is no ceiling!
<CalvinT> M... My dick.
<FagBigot> Mike, could you role play the technofreak?
<Psaturn> Technofreak; DAMAGE - TERMINAL ACTIVATE - ATTACK PROTOCOL - FINAL CANNON!!!!!
<Psaturn> The Technofreak lets out a BLAST of shockwave that knocks Caine a good distance away from it and then fires a bunch of CABLES HOLDING IT to the ground!
<CalvinT> After mourning the loss of my dick I bare my fangs at the TECHNOFREAK and wrap my legs around its neck and attempt to suck it dry.
<Psaturn> Its face TEARS IN HALF and EXTENDS INTO A HELLISH BONE CANNON
<Psaturn> Technofreak rolls
<Psaturn> action rolls 1000000000 dice (infinite)
<FagBigot> No!
<CalvinT> Technofreak is cheating.
<Psaturn> Technofreak's cannon charges and will be ready to fire in 2 turns!!! A super powerful forcefield surrounds him!
<Psaturn> OVER!
<CalvinT> I summon Neo Bahamut.
<FagBigot> I use musou tensei to pass through the force field.
<Psaturn> roll summon + occult
* CalvinT rolls a d400 7 times: 35, 274, 331, 388, 315, 295, 86, total: 1724
<Psaturn> caine roll huge + super strength
<FagBigot> >>> print roll(300, 800)
<FagBigot> 0x01ACTION rolls 300+800: 7 8 8 6 3 2 5 8 4 7 5 6 6 4 3 2 3 7 3 1 2 5 2 10 5 5 6 5 4 1 7 3 1 7 1 10 1 1 5 4 6 8 4 2 7 8 10 5 9 2 2 3 3 5 5 6 3 6 1 5 8 10 8 1 2 7 5 3 2 5 2 10 3 3 10 6 2 3 1 10 3 10 6 7 8 10 9 1 10 10 1 10 3 1 5 8 4 2 2 2 1 4 7 2 4 7 3 5 5 2 10 7 2 3 3 4 5 3 7 1 1 8 1 5 7 6 1 8 6 7 4 6 3 4 9 9 3 8 1 9 4 5 3 4 10 5 6 5 1 5 2 7 3 8 9 3 8 2 8 6 10 3 1 5 10 2 7 2 10 7 6 1 1 8 6 1 8 9 8 8 3 7 1 3 2 4 9 10 6 9 3 5 3 2 8 9 2 7 7
<Psaturn> Cain prays to some unseen force and suddenly a bass guitar appears in his hands.
<Psaturn> He tears his arm across the strings with such force that the sound waves form some kind of nippy kanji and spin around in a circle opening a PORTAL
<Psaturn> The huge awesome gigabeast NEO BAHAMUT LUMBERS FORTH OUT OF THE BLINDING LIGHT OF THE PORTAL roaring with domination and sending hope across the universe!
<Psaturn> Caine clenches his fist and looks at it with determination.
<Psaturn> His face contorts into pain as he thinks of his one lost love from long ago that he thought was dead but actually wasn't but by the time he found her she only had like a week to live anyway. He closes his eys and grits his teeth as a single tear of BLOOD is shed!
<CalvinT> :'(
<Psaturn> Caine begins vibrating at some horrific speed and hums across the landscape heading towards the forcefield.
<Psaturn> Technofreak continues to Charge! He will be ready to fire on the next turn!
<Psaturn> OVER!
<FagBigot> I lay my hand on the technofreak's head and fill it with love waves that destroy its resolve to kill.
<FagBigot> over
<Psaturn> Technofreak's eyes roll back into its cavernous robot head as it contemplates its life. It remembers being alive. Feeling. Knowing and having purpose. It looks into the ground and sees its horrific reflection staring back. It lets out a scream at decibels that would cause normal human being's heads to explode before tearings it's own cannon head off and impaling itself with it.
<FagBigot> Yesss
<Psaturn> A huge sphere of electricity ferociously tears at everything around it as Caine and Cain jump back.
<Psaturn> With one last BRILLIANT show of POWER it BLASTS a beam of SOULS into the SKY so bright that even the infinite darkness is TURNED INTO INFINITE WHITE FOR A SINGLE MOMENT!
<CalvinT> So the TECHNOFREAK was actually a collection of tortured souls....
<Psaturn> Finally, smoldering, the technofreak shuts down and meets its own version of final death. or perhaps...final peace. Its face place crumbles and reveals the head of a baby.
<FagBigot> I put the baby head in my knapsack in case I need it later.
<CalvinT> I was going to make that baby head my new dick.
<CalvinT> I guess saving it would be best!
<Psaturn> cain and caine breathe heavy though they don't need oxygen finally having disposed of the creature. Their relief is CUT by the sharp sound of a slow rythmic clap.
<Psaturn> You both turn to see a slender man in a pin striped business suit casually walking up to you providing the clapping with a smug smirk on his face. "WELL DONE...Well, welllll done, gentlemen...."
<Psaturn> over
<FagBigot> I walk to him and extend my hand for a handshake.
<FagBigot> However, when he takes it, I use Jyuza's fist on him and blow his hand to pieces.
<FagBigot> Also my hands grew back.
<CalvinT> I walk over to the man then steal his clothes.
<Psaturn> The man looks at his hands in horror screaming as geysers of blood erupt fromt he stumps!
<FagBigot> I laugh and show him my full back tattoo that says BECAUSE I CAN.
<Psaturn> "n-no...please!"
<Psaturn> He whimpers pathetically but you can tell he has no information and is a total scumbag and deserves to die.
<CalvinT> I steal the man's dick to replace my destroyed one.
<CalvinT> The size is no where near comparable, but it'll do for now!
<FagBigot> I use my sharingan to steal all his techniques.
<FagBigot> Then I grab him by the neck for a DDT.
<Psaturn> You learn where to find the best 10 year old shemale pornography and nothing else worth noting.
<FagBigot> "Ready?" I shout to Cain.
<FagBigot> "Ready!" he shouts back.
<FagBigot> I begin running forward, forcing the man to sprint backward while unable to see.
<FagBigot> I get up to an incredible rate.
<CalvinT> Yeah....
<FagBigot> I'm running straight at Cain.
<FagBigot> When I get there, he punches me in the face, rocketing me backward.
<CalvinT> "I'm sorry. This is a double-cross."
<FagBigot> I hold onto the man's neck tightly and his head flies with me while his body keeps flying forward.
<FagBigot> I get up and hold the head in front of me.
<FagBigot> "Can you still feel pain? Blink once for yes, twice for no."
<FagBigot> The head blinks once.
<FagBigot> "THEN EAT SHIT!"
<FagBigot> I hokuto hyakuretsuken the head into an unbelievably large number of pieces.
<FagBigot> Over.
<Psaturn> Thus ends chapter 1: The Curse of Black Beard's Ship.
<FagBigot> Experience?
<Psaturn> Okay well what have you both learned?
<FagBigot> I leanred where to find the best 10 year old shemale pornography.
<FagBigot> Over.
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<Psaturn> WTF!?
<Psaturn> No goddamn XP for that asshole!
<Psaturn> i grant you 100 points of experience.
<FagBigot> Nice
<FagBigot> I'm gonna need it if I want any sort of improvement on what I've already got!
<Psaturn> it is nontransferable to other vampire sessions.
<Psaturn> With other people, I should say.
<FagBigot>
<FagBigot> I see

[Theldorrin]

That was absurdly good.

[Big Fagot]

Psaturn's dreams must kick ass.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

archive

[Fagzilla]

I probably couldn't have come up with a better example of what not to post.

Jesus Christ.

[Seru]

Best friends forever.

[Jason]

Look, Psaturn, don't take this the wrong way, but I really don't think you're capable of capturing the essence of human drama that is Vampire: The Masquerade.
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[Sporkism]

That was awesome.

I'm still laughing at the BACK TATTOO.

[Vinny]

You mean ... inhuman drama?
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[Jason]

Vampires are creatures of the night who live amongst mortals and fight to control the monsters inside of them, while drinking blood and socializing at parties.
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[Mike Dunn]

Chris, did you actually read that? It was awesome! Nobody cares about your made up retard rules about chat highlights and gay titles except you.