Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[cloacal kiss]

What are some foods that I don't need to prepare in any way?

-nuts
-ready-made salads
-fruit
-carrots
-cereal

My current living arrangement makes doing the dishes painful and unrewarding so I'm trying to think of things I can eat directly out of the package or MAYBE with a bowl.

[Theldorrin]

You should eat baby spinach. It's all the nutrition of spinach with the taste of lettuce.

[Servbot]

You could try a bowl of dick.

[Action Hank]

-granola bars
-Fig Newmans
-celery

[cloacal kiss]

Oh yeah, I'll buy some peanut butter and dip the celery into it! That's one of my favorites!!

[johnbuisthegreat]

that is what I have been doing

[cloacal kiss]

UGH maybe you should find some POISON you don't have to prepare in any way, and eat that.

[L Ron Butterfly]

A cookie is just a cookie, but Fig Newtons are fruiten cake, and Fig Newmans are Jewish Fig Newtons.

[RPtotheMax]

I'm actually trying to cut a bit, so I've been eating a lot of quick and easy made foods as well.

Tuna/Salmon (Canned/Packaged)

Chicken Breast (Canned/Packaged)

Brown/Wild Rice- There are little Minute packs that you throw in the microwave for 30 seconds and you are good to go.

Oatmeal- I like the little single cup packs that you throw into a soup cup, add water, cook, done.

[Action Hank]

Fig Newmans are only half-Jewish.
But they are CT-based!

[L Ron Butterfly]

EZMAC makes these pasta and red sauce cups that are only a dollar, don't require any dishes besides an eating utensil, and are insanely easy to make (there's a little line in the cup they provide to indicate how much water you should add).

It takes at least three or four of them to get full, though.

The best possible diet will always be Ramen noodles and a few pieces of fruit and meat so you don't die of malnutrition.

[Action Hank]

There are some delicious Asian soups that only require you to tear open packets and have access to boiling water or a microwave. They are very cheap at places like Trader Joe's (where they also tend to have less sodium, and thus certain types can be considered healthful).

But most instant soups/canned soups have insane levels of sodium.

[L Ron Butterfly]

Ace, I've tried those, and the noodles are really soggy, and the whole thing smells like rubber.

The rubber thing is a big problem for me because my hands usually smell like rubber from contraceptives, so it has kind of an unappetizing implication.

[johnbuisthegreat]

I guess jerking some dude off with a condom on can bring a disinterest to the taste

[Theldorrin]

What is Trader Joe's?

[Potatoes]

Hummus, just add hot water stir it and eat it

[Action Hank]

Or, hummus and Stacy's pita chips! Hummus is very delicious. I like roasted red pepper flavored.


Trader Joe's is a food market chain in the US that specializes in healthier foods from around the world. Cheap, too. I can spend 20 bucks there and get as much in groceries as if I spent $50 US in a normal supermarket. They also have really good dumplings and dried rice/grain options.

And good cheap beer. The fruit quality isn't quite so good, as it is organic and so looks sickly.

[L Ron Butterfly]

I can't eat hummus anymore because I tried to live entirely off it for a few days, and now the smell just reminds me of how sick that made me.

[Sporkism]

I know fruit was mentioned, but bananas are the ultimate fruit of convenience.

Also, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches should be obvious.

[L Ron Butterfly]

Any form of bananas combined with peanut butter is a Southern delicacy.