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FTU World RIII: Piccolo vs. Ultros vs. Chairman Kaga

 
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Jason
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(Sat Jan 24, 2009 7:05 am)
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PICCOLO

Coming out of nowhere with a surprise victory over James Brock McHarris and Jake Roberts, Piccolo outperformed every DBZ character in the first round except Goku himself. Unfortunately, toppling those two powerhouses took a toll on the strongest Namek in the Universe, and he only barely eked out a victory against stupid fucking Urkel. Now he faces two strong competitors with unfinished business...

ULTROS

Ultros went virtually unopposed in the first round, and fought to a dramatic draw against Chairman Kaga in the second. His wisecracking antics are legendary, but how far will those tentacles truly extend...

CHAIRMAN KAGA

The founder of Kitchen Stadium was Big Boss' greatest competition in round one, but ultimately could not defeat the world's greatest soldier. However, the nimble chairman was lucky enough to be entered into the wild card round, where slew Conan the Barbarian once and for all. Kaga laughed off Ultros when they first met in round two, but now they meet again and Kaga has brought with him his entourage of culinary warriors! Standing behind Kaga are...

Iron Chef Chinese Chen Kenichi.
Iron Chef Japanese Masaharu Morimoto.
Iron Chef Italian Masahiko Kobe.
And the official King of the Iron Chefs, Iron Chef French Hiroyuki Sakai.

They brandish their butcher knives proudly and Kaga licks his lips. He smiles joyfully as he wonders how the flavors of octopus and Namek interweave.
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In disgaea I got "tentacles" as a monster weapon and the description for it said "good for groping all sorts of places! *heart*"
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Ultros
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Ultros
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Chairman Kaga
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Ultros.
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Ultros.
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Kaga
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Firstly, Piccolo beats everyone in a cooking contest because he's smart

Secondly, he splits in to 3 and kicks everyones ass; as his clones are presumably not retarded, Piccolo is able to regenerate these clone even were they slaughtereed

"I am the eulogy of Japan, Japan Japan man samurai" Piccolo eulogizes his victory


Then he faints from being such a tight-ass
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Ultros
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I have writing that is better than Ace's, Vinnies, and Jason's, but I won't share it with FTU because FTU is the wrong audience for high litereature
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Ultros
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Ultros
Jason
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You're all such tools.
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KAGA
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Piccolo
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How can Piccolo be a good cook when he lives entirely off water?

The cullinary arts should be a mystery to him.

Outland, I bet your "high literature" consists of jacking off to Nordic culture, and your internalized (with regards to the non FTU outside world) racism probably explodes through it to an even greater extent than it does here.
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Jason
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I'm going to count all votes for Piccolo as votes for Kaga-sama.
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