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Jason
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(Sat Jan 24, 2009 7:15 am)
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JASON VOORHEES
Even after Lord Humungus killed him, split his skull open and set him on fire and drowned him, Jason APPEARED once again in the wild card round, brutally killing Henry Rollins because he found him fucking. Voorhees then stumbled upon the fierce and just lawyer Phoenix Wright and decapitated him swiftly because of all the teenage girls he hangs around.
TEDDY ROOSEVELT
Defeated such strongmen as Conan the Barbarian and Jeane-Claude Van Damme in the first round, Roosevelt proved his uncanny might by destroying the massive Galactus in the second. Now he has the chance to do what none of his fellow Americans has done before: definitively kill Jason Voorhees.
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Derek Payne
huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke*
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(Sat Jan 24, 2009 7:29 am)
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Servbot
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(Sat Jan 24, 2009 7:33 am)
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RPtotheMax
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(Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:58 am)
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MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
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(Sat Jan 24, 2009 10:37 am)
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Jason
All the fucking US presidents are in this. I guess, thats why its FTUSA and not FTWORLD =/ |
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Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
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(Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:04 am)
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Action Hank
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(Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:19 am)
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Vinny
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(Sat Jan 24, 2009 12:04 pm)
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L Ron Butterfly
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Yogurtman
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(Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:33 pm)
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YES
Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past.
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(Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:37 pm)
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Vorhees hasnt done anything the average spic hasnt (whom TR defeated)
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Magic Juan
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(Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:01 pm)
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Vinny
[00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass?
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(Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:40 pm)
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The average spic never went into outer space.
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(Sat Jan 24, 2009 5:10 pm)
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(Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:10 pm)
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Mike Dunn
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Ryoko's Biatch
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