Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

Spamdini made a pretty good point about trying rape once.

[Big Fagot]

It strikes me that the point of the last one is that if you fuck the sister, you'll probably make her pregnant.

But whatever, this is extenuating circumstances.

[Seru]

Totally.

And it's only two months.

Plenty of time for an abortion!

[The Great Jon]

I put so much thought into these questions and answers that my fucking head exploded. Every question and answer is open for interpratation. Ill like theldorrin's reasoning on some of the questions.

Many of these questions have a good and evil aspect. Like for example, the last question about being forced to fuck a family member, everyone is picking the 15 year old sister, the way i see it, that's the most evil answer. But maybe thats what you were going for?

who knows, this is a quality topic.

[Seru]

That's the most evil?

Any combination that includes homosexuality is the most evil, dude.

Fucking fag!

[The Great Jon]

Jon's Ultimate Personality Test For Make great benefit Glorious Nation of FTU

Question #1: A Wizard has forced you to have sex with one of the Following people, the Choice is yours.

A: The Ugliest Woman in the World: Fuck her in the Ass and perform Oral on both her Pussy and Asshole.
B: The Hottest Man in the World: You would have to Fuck his ass and suck his cock.
C: The Hottest Shemale in the World: She would suck your cock.

Answer? C: The Hottest Shemale in the World

Why? I'd probely do this reguardless of if the Wizard forced me or not.

Question #2: Your Mother was Raped, and thus, you were Born because of this Rape. This Rape has caused Much Pain for your Mother, so much so that she eventually kills herself because of it. A Dark Elf Appears and hands you a time Machine, but you can only choose to do one thing...Make your Choice.

A: Go Back in time and stop your Mother's Rape.
B: Get the numbers to this week's Lottery with an estimated Jackpot of 100 Million Dollars.

Answer? A: Go Back in time and stop your Mother's Rape.

Why? I love my mom.

Question #3: Have you ever Masturbated to any Image other then a Woman?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer? No

Who? Nothing comes to mind

Question #4: Would you Kill yourself to Rid the entire world of Evil?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer? No

Why? I just fucking wouldnt.

Question #5: Is their anything you would give your Life for?

Answer? Yes

What? I'd do it for the Bitches.

Question #6: It has just been discovered that their is no god, and that when you Die, your just fucking Worm food. A troll appears with a "RAPE" time Machine. This Time machine has only 1 function, and that is to allow you to Rape anybody you want, and then when your done, you go back in time again and stop yourself from Raping that person, so in essence, the Rape Never Happened. So, would you do it?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer? No

Why? A rape would still have happened, pain would still have been felt, even if it was corrected, there would still be that moment in time where I caused horrible pain. So it's not worth it.

Question #7: 2 People are drowning in a Pool, a man and a Woman. The Man is very Far away and you do not know if you can make it to him in time, he Offers you 50,000 dollars to let her drown (dont ask me how youll get the money, you just will) The woman is near you and offers 50,000 dollars to save her and let him drown, what do you do?

A: Let her Drown for $50,000 (he would die to)
B: Save her and let Him Drown for $50,000
C: Save him, let her drown and get Nothing.
D: Let them both Die

Answer? B: Save her and let Him Drown for $50,000

Why? Who knows why they want the other dead, maybe their is good reasoning for it, maybe not. Since I dont have that information, this seems like the logical choice.

Question # 8: Your Entire Family has been Kidnapped by Orc's ( You, your Brother, your Sister, your Mom and Dad) You are all put into a holding cell. The chief Orc comes to you and your Family and demands that you have Sex with one of your family Members, once a day, every day, for 2 months. After this period, you will all be let free. Who do you choose?

You are 24 Years old and have an unusually large cock with very potnent seamen, and whoever you pick, you must splooge inside of them every time.

A: Your Brother (12 Years old)
B: Your Sister (15 Years old)
C: Your Mom ( 42 Years old)
D: Your Dad (71 Years Old)

Answer? D: Your Dad (71 Years Old)

Explain Why you would have sex with that Person, and Why you would not have sex with the Other 3 People? There is no fun answer here, seeing as how my Class is Chaotic Good, I have to pick a good answer. If I were to fuck my Sister or Mom for 2 Months, then there is a HUGE chance one will get pregnant. A baby born from incest is deformed and retarded and fucked up, no baby deserves that. The logical choice is one of the men, they cant get pregnant obviously. I picked the dad because you know he would not what his son going through that shit, and I concur.

[Seru]

Hey, fruitcake.

A man's anus just called with a job offer.

It apparently has a position you can fill.

[Mike Dunn]

Jon's Ultimate Personality Test For Make great benefit Glorious Nation of FTU

Question #1: A Wizard has forced you to have sex with one of the Following people, the Choice is yours.

A: The Ugliest Woman in the World: Fuck her in the Ass and perform Oral on both her Pussy and Asshole.
B: The Hottest Man in the World: You would have to Fuck his ass and suck his cock.
C: The Hottest Shemale in the World: She would suck your cock.

Answer? A. The ugliest woman in the world.

Why? Even though performing oral on assholes isn't really my thing, I could probably get her to at least thoroughly clean it first, and at least then I won't have my dick in the mouth of someone with a dick.

Question #2: Your Mother was Raped, and thus, you were Born because of this Rape. This Rape has caused Much Pain for your Mother, so much so that she eventually kills herself because of it. A Dark Elf Appears and hands you a time Machine, but you can only choose to do one thing...Make your Choice.

A: Go Back in time and stop your Mother's Rape.
B: Get the numbers to this week's Lottery with an estimated Jackpot of 100 Million Dollars.

Answer? B. The lottery

Why? Because I want to exist.

Question #3: Have you ever Masturbated to any Image other then a Woman?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer? B. No

Who? N/A (Hentai counts as women right?)

Question #4: Would you Kill yourself to Rid the entire world of Evil?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer? B. No

Why? I want to exist.

Question #5: Is their anything you would give your Life for?

Answer? Maybe.

What? I might give my life for someone I love, but I've never been put into that kind of situation so I can't say for sure until it happens.

Question #6: It has just been discovered that their is no god, and that when you Die, your just fucking Worm food. A troll appears with a "RAPE" time Machine. This Time machine has only 1 function, and that is to allow you to Rape anybody you want, and then when your done, you go back in time again and stop yourself from Raping that person, so in essence, the Rape Never Happened. So, would you do it?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer? A. Yes.

Why? Who the fuck wouldn't rape someone if they had an "undo" option? The only reason we don't rape girls constantly is because it makes them sad, which makes you feel guilty and possibly puts you in prison. Rape without the trauma would be rad.

Question #7: 2 People are drowning in a Pool, a man and a Woman. The Man is very Far away and you do not know if you can make it to him in time, he Offers you 50,000 dollars to let her drown (dont ask me how youll get the money, you just will) The woman is near you and offers 50,000 dollars to save her and let him drown, what do you do?

A: Let her Drown for $50,000 (he would die to)
B: Save her and let Him Drown for $50,000
C: Save him, let her drown and get Nothing.
D: Let them both Die

Answer? B. Save her and let him drown for $50,000

Why? This is a no-brainer. You get the girl, the money, and you don't have to swim as much. Fuck that guy, he should have made me a better offer.

Question # 8: Your Entire Family has been Kidnapped by Orc's ( You, your Brother, your Sister, your Mom and Dad) You are all put into a holding cell. The chief Orc comes to you and your Family and demands that you have Sex with one of your family Members, once a day, every day, for 2 months. After this period, you will all be let free. Who do you choose?

You are 24 Years old and have an unusually large cock with very potnent seamen, and whoever you pick, you must splooge inside of them every time.

A: Your Brother (12 Years old)
B: Your Sister (15 Years old)
C: Your Mom ( 42 Years old)
D: Your Dad (71 Years Old)

Answer? B. My sister

Explain Why you would have sex with that Person, and Why you would not have sex with the Other 3 People?

I would feel bad about psychologically scarring my sister for the rest of my life, but the orc has put all of our lives on the line and I could just never bring myself to fuck my mother. Assuming she looks like the 42 year old version of my actual mother, and that I've been raised by her as I have been in real life, that shit would just be too fucked up for me. Plus my sister is 15 and probably starting to get pretty cute. As for my brother and dad, that would just be gross.

[Mike Dunn]

You know, on second thought, maybe I'll just have the shemale suck my dick. Is the ugliest girl in the world just ugly in the face, or is her entire body ugly? Because if she just has a hideous face if I'm fucking her in the ass and giving her oral then I'll never really have to look at her, and hey, I get to fuck a girl in the ass.

[Magic Juan]

Jon's Ultimate Personality Test For Make great benefit Glorious Nation of FTU

Question #1: A Wizard has forced you to have sex with one of the Following people, the Choice is yours.

Answer: C: The Hottest Shemale in the World: She would suck your cock.

Why: This is obvious. She probably sucks a mean dick because she knows what it's like to get a dick sucked.

Question #2: Your Mother was Raped, and thus, you were Born because of this Rape. This Rape has caused Much Pain for your Mother, so much so that she eventually kills herself because of it. A Dark Elf Appears and hands you a time Machine, but you can only choose to do one thing...Make your Choice.

Answer: Get the numbers to this week's Lottery with an estimated Jackpot of 100 Million Dollars.

Why: If my mom committed suicide I'd get the 100 million dollars and my mom's insurance policy.

Question #3: Have you ever Masturbated to any Image other then a Woman?

Yes

Who: Ronnie James Dio

Question #4: Would you Kill yourself to Rid the entire world of Evil?

Yes

Why: I would kill myself to fight all the evil in its home in hell.

Question #5: Is their anything you would give your Life for?

Answer: Dragonball Z live action anime

What: Goldberg starring as Nappa really would be nigh unbelievable.

Question #6: It has just been discovered that their is no god, and that when you Die, your just fucking Worm food. A troll appears with a "RAPE" time Machine. This Time machine has only 1 function, and that is to allow you to Rape anybody you want, and then when your done, you go back in time again and stop yourself from Raping that person, so in essence, the Rape Never Happened. So, would you do it?

Yes

Why: Man, free rape

Question #7: 2 People are drowning in a Pool, a man and a Woman. The Man is very Far away and you do not know if you can make it to him in time, he Offers you 50,000 dollars to let her drown (dont ask me how youll get the money, you just will) The woman is near you and offers 50,000 dollars to save her and let him drown, what do you do?


Let them both Die

Why: Face me! FACE THE NEW LORD OF MURDER

Question # 8: Your Entire Family has been Kidnapped by Orc's ( You, your Brother, your Sister, your Mom and Dad) You are all put into a holding cell. The chief Orc comes to you and your Family and demands that you have Sex with one of your family Members, once a day, every day, for 2 months. After this period, you will all be let free. Who do you choose?

You are 24 Years old and have an unusually large cock with very potnent seamen, and whoever you pick, you must splooge inside of them every time.

Your Dad (71 Years Old)

Explain Why you would have sex with that Person, and Why you would not have sex with the Other 3 People?

If I had a very potnent seaman, I would probably try to get my dad out and then we'd double team the orc and free ourselves.

Then I'd rape my sister and my mom.
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[Ryoko's Biatch]

Jon's Ultimate Personality Test For Make great benefit Glorious Nation of FTU

Question #1: A Wizard has forced you to have sex with one of the Following people, the Choice is yours.

A: The Ugliest Woman in the World: Fuck her in the Ass and perform Oral on both her Pussy and Asshole.
B: The Hottest Man in the World: You would have to Fuck his ass and suck his cock.
C: The Hottest Shemale in the World: She would suck your cock.

Answer? C

Why? It's the least gross option because you're just getting your dick sucked. I'm not doing the gay thing and the whole ugly chick option is just out.

Question #2: Your Mother was Raped, and thus, you were Born because of this Rape. This Rape has caused Much Pain for your Mother, so much so that she eventually kills herself because of it. A Dark Elf Appears and hands you a time Machine, but you can only choose to do one thing...Make your Choice.

A: Go Back in time and stop your Mother's Rape.
B: Get the numbers to this week's Lottery with an estimated Jackpot of 100 Million Dollars.

Answer? B

Why? Time Paradox

Question #3: Have you ever Masturbated to any Image other then a Woman?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer? It really depends on how you interpret the question.

Who? Does hentai count as an image of a woman? Does straight sex count? It's a bit ambiguous.

Question #4: Would you Kill yourself to Rid the entire world of Evil?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer? B

Why? Only if it meant I had super powers and I was fighting Dr. Doom.

Question #5: Is their anything you would give your Life for?

Answer? I don't know.

What? I guess if I had super powers and could fight Dr. Doom. Or maybe even be Dr. Doom.

Question #6: It has just been discovered that their is no god, and that when you Die, your just fucking Worm food. A troll appears with a "RAPE" time Machine. This Time machine has only 1 function, and that is to allow you to Rape anybody you want, and then when your done, you go back in time again and stop yourself from Raping that person, so in essence, the Rape Never Happened. So, would you do it?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer? No.

Why? Time paradox.

Question #7: 2 People are drowning in a Pool, a man and a Woman. The Man is very Far away and you do not know if you can make it to him in time, he Offers you 50,000 dollars to let her drown (dont ask me how youll get the money, you just will) The woman is near you and offers 50,000 dollars to save her and let him drown, what do you do?

A: Let her Drown for $50,000 (he would die to)
B: Save her and let Him Drown for $50,000
C: Save him, let her drown and get Nothing.
D: Let them both Die

Answer? Save her.

Why? At least you're saving someone. The $50,000 doesn't hurt. You might also get to bone her.

Question # 8: Your Entire Family has been Kidnapped by Orc's ( You, your Brother, your Sister, your Mom and Dad) You are all put into a holding cell. The chief Orc comes to you and your Family and demands that you have Sex with one of your family Members, once a day, every day, for 2 months. After this period, you will all be let free. Who do you choose?

You are 24 Years old and have an unusually large cock with very potnent seamen, and whoever you pick, you must splooge inside of them every time.

A: Your Brother (12 Years old)
B: Your Sister (15 Years old)
C: Your Mom ( 42 Years old)
D: Your Dad (71 Years Old)

Answer? I don't believe in Orcs.

Explain Why you would have sex with that Person, and Why you would not have sex with the Other 3 People? That shit is gross anyway.

[L Ron Butterfly]

Question #1: A Wizard has forced you to have sex with one of the Following people, the Choice is yours.

A: The Ugliest Woman in the World: Fuck her in the Ass and perform Oral on both her Pussy and Asshole.
B: The Hottest Man in the World: You would have to Fuck his ass and suck his cock.
C: The Hottest Shemale in the World: She would suck your cock.

Answer? C

Why? This one's obvious. There's only one option where you get your dick sucked. Plus, who doesn't think shemales are hot?

Question #2: Your Mother was Raped, and thus, you were Born because of this Rape. This Rape has caused Much Pain for your Mother, so much so that she eventually kills herself because of it. A Dark Elf Appears and hands you a time Machine, but you can only choose to do one thing...Make your Choice.

A: Go Back in time and stop your Mother's Rape.
B: Get the numbers to this week's Lottery with an estimated Jackpot of 100 Million Dollars.

Answer? B

Why? If I chose A, I would cease to exist. Get a 100 million dollars or eradicate my existence from the beginning? No contest!

Question #3: Have you ever Masturbated to any Image other then a Woman?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer? Yes

Who? Ashton

Question #4: Would you Kill yourself to Rid the entire world of Evil?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer? Yes

Why? Because in actuallity I'll probably end up killing myself for some far less noble reason.

Question #5: Is their anything you would give your Life for?

Answer? Yes

What? Ridding the entire world of evil.

Question #6: It has just been discovered that their is no god, and that when you Die, your just fucking Worm food. A troll appears with a "RAPE" time Machine. This Time machine has only 1 function, and that is to allow you to Rape anybody you want, and then when your done, you go back in time again and stop yourself from Raping that person, so in essence, the Rape Never Happened. So, would you do it?

A: Yes
B: No

Answer? Yes, of course.

Why? Well, you get to erase all consequenses of the rape, so why not? The real question here is WHO, and the answer to that is both of the Olson twins at the same time (their combined efforts might put up a good fight, sort of like a midget wrestling match with two midgets against one regular guy), the guy from That 70s Show(this would be entirely a power and control thing), Sarah Silverman (she'd like it), every popular girl from my graduating class, and the Dixie Chicks.

Question #7: 2 People are drowning in a Pool, a man and a Woman. The Man is very Far away and you do not know if you can make it to him in time, he Offers you 50,000 dollars to let her drown (dont ask me how youll get the money, you just will) The woman is near you and offers 50,000 dollars to save her and let him drown, what do you do?

A: Let her Drown for $50,000 (he would die to)
B: Save her and let Him Drown for $50,000
C: Save him, let her drown and get Nothing.
D: Let them both Die

Answer? C

Why? I would save him and let her drown and get nothing for absolutely no reason because I'm an idiot.

Question # 8: Your Entire Family has been Kidnapped by Orc's ( You, your Brother, your Sister, your Mom and Dad) You are all put into a holding cell. The chief Orc comes to you and your Family and demands that you have Sex with one of your family Members, once a day, every day, for 2 months. After this period, you will all be let free. Who do you choose?

You are 24 Years old and have an unusually large cock with very potnent seamen, and whoever you pick, you must splooge inside of them every time.

A: Your Brother (12 Years old)
B: Your Sister (15 Years old)
C: Your Mom ( 42 Years old)
D: Your Dad (71 Years Old)

Answer? A

Explain Why you would have sex with that Person, and Why you would not have sex with the Other 3 People?
I would choose my brother because my parents are both too old, and my sister is just old enough to conceive, and I don't want an inbred child.

But really this question is absolutely retarded because I've never seen anybody in this hyphothetical family, and I'm sure physical attractiveness would play into my decision in a real life situation. Like, in my case, I'd only have a mom and a sister to choose from, so I'd just choose my sister because she's younger, so it wouldn't be AS gross, even though my mom might be menopausal and couldn't conceive.

[L Ron Butterfly]

Wo, Magic Juan is right about that last one. Only, if it's you, your dad, AND the potent seaman, you could TRIPLE TEAM the orc, not just double team him. Plus, the potent seaman might very well have a hook for a hand, which could be a valuable weapon.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

I hadn't considered that.

[Magic Juan]

Yeah, it would be a triple team for all intents and purposes, with the potent seaman.

[Spamdini]

Gosh, even I haven't gone so far as to jerk off to Dio.

[Magic Juan]

No one commented about me letting my mom die to get her insurance policy when I already had $100 million!

[Mike Dunn]

It was so insanely badass that it rendered us all speechless.

[Magic Juan]

I forgot Grayson doesen't read the board anymore

[Ryoko's Biatch]

Gayson Moffagott.