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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:28 pm) Reply
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FTU World RIII: Nathaniel vs. Vinny's Mom |
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NATHANIEL
This is the closest will ever get to defeating his mother.
VINNY'S MOM
Or is it? Will Vinny's Mom be so soul-crushing that she will be the one to finally stop Nathaniel's dancing? Vinny is still in the tournament to potentially avenge young Nathaniel. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:31 pm) Reply
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Re: FTU World RIII: Nathaniel vs. Vinny's Mom |
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Only Nathaniel's dancing can vanquish the demons that dwell deep in Vinny's mom's soul. |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:39 pm) Reply
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Destroy. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:45 pm) Reply
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Re: FTU World RIII: Nathaniel vs. Vinny's Mom |
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Nathaniel |
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RPtotheMax Joined: 24 Dec 2008 Posts: 217 (Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:03 pm) Reply
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Re: FTU World RIII: Nathaniel vs. Vinny's Mom |
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Nathaniel |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:04 pm) Reply
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Re: FTU World RIII: Nathaniel vs. Vinny's Mom |
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Nathaniel _________________
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Captain PUNisher Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 1103 (Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:06 pm) Reply
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Re: FTU World RIII: Nathaniel vs. Vinny's Mom |
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Can we get a guarantee that the winner of this match will face Vinny next round?
I still wouldn't know who to vote for, though. _________________ Said the Captain PUNisher. |
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cloacal kiss Bearded and bald baby is the worst of all worlds Joined: 12 Mar 2008 Posts: 2039 (Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:28 pm) Reply
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Re: FTU World RIII: Nathaniel vs. Vinny's Mom |
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Seru is such a boring gay cunt.
You're probably not too edgy to fit in at a dedicated anime/video game forum, why don't you go be boring and jokeless with other boring jokeless nerds? |
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cloacal kiss Bearded and bald baby is the worst of all worlds Joined: 12 Mar 2008 Posts: 2039 (Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:29 pm) Reply
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Re: FTU World RIII: Nathaniel vs. Vinny's Mom |
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Vinny's mom because I couldn't bear to read about Vinny fighting Nathaniel. |
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LexysaurusRex Joined: 31 May 2008 Posts: 165 (Fri Jan 23, 2009 2:49 pm) Reply
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Nathaniel |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:06 pm) Reply
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Re: FTU World RIII: Nathaniel vs. Vinny's Mom |
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Nathaniel. Vinny's mom will be defeated by time. |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:15 pm) Reply
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Re: FTU World RIII: Nathaniel vs. Vinny's Mom |
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NATHANIEL |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Fri Jan 23, 2009 6:36 pm) Reply
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Re: FTU World RIII: Nathaniel vs. Vinny's Mom |
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Vinny's Mom is such an awful cunt who destroys souls.
Nathaniel is pure in his love of dance.
Vinny isn't perfect, but he seems to have escaped her corruptive grasp, at least for now. This gives me hope that NATHANIEL can defeat her with his spirit! |
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MisfitMan Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 341 (Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:07 am) Reply
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Vinny's Mom is force that no man could ever hope to defeat, let alone a child. |
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MisfitMan Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 341 (Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:12 am) Reply
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Re: FTU World RIII: Nathaniel vs. Vinny's Mom |
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Vinny and MisfitMan sit happily in the family room watching hilarious videos on YouTube. Vinny's phone rings.
Vinny: Gawwwd! *Vinny answers*
A short pause!
Vinny: I don't have the car, you took the car. I can't get you cigarettes without the car... *pause* No I will not ask Keller to take me to get you cigarettes... *pause* FINE FINE. We'll be there in a minute.
Vinny looks at MisfitMan.
Vinny: Can you take me to the gas station to get cigarettes, then to the bar so I can give them to Mom? I'm warning you, she'll probably try to get us to drink with her.
MisfitMan: Sure, no problem.
A short time later, Vinny and MisfitMan enter the bar. Vinny gives Vinny's Mom her cigarettes. Vinny's Mom immediately pulls out her cellphone and has MisfitMan listen to three vicious and horrible voicemails from her boyfriend.
The End. |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:41 am) Reply
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Has she hit on you, Misfitman? |
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