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FTU World RII: King Hippo vs. Raoh

 
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Jason
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Raoh

So far this is FLAWLESS VICTORY
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I can change that.
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RAOH RAOH FIGHT DA POWA!!
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Raoh.
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Doc: Ok Raoh, now here's what you do! His defense is perfect so you gotta wait till he opens that big yap of his and jab him in it! Then his gut will be wide open for you to unload.

Raoh: ...

Referee Mario: Fight-a!

King Hippo bobs and weaves a bit before pulling back his fist and opening his mouth. As per Doc's advice, Raoh fires a jab...THAT APPEARS TO BE TWENTY FEET TALL! The punch goes through King Hippo's head and out the back of his skull!!!

Hippo: AGA PA PE PO!

Hippo's head is hanging on by a thread, but by some divine miracle, he is still alive. His shorts do drop, however.

Doc: Now Raoh!

At a speed exceeding that of sound, Raoh punches him 1,000 times in the stomach. The constant beating actually worked off so many calories from Hippo's gut that his stomach is now flat!

Hippo (through his falling apart face): Whab the hell?

Raoh: Heh! As soon as the ref counts to 10, you die!

King Hippo falls down as a result of the massive beating. Normally, he would be too fat to stand, but his new light body is perfectly capable of lifting itself off the canvas without a forklift. Sadly, the pressure points Raoh hit robbed him of his legs.

Referee Mario: A-one-a! A-two-a! A-three-a!

Hippo: Stob counding! I surrendah!

Unfortunately for King Hippo, the words are unintelligible.

Referee Mario: A-seven-a! A-eight-a! A-nine-a!

Hippo: NOOOOOOOOOO!

Referee Mario: A-ten-a! Raoh is-a the winner!

Hippo: HIDEBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Doc: *black*

King Hippo explodes, creating the confetti for Raoh's triumphant win.
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