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FTU World RII: Mike Tyson vs. Steve McQueen

 
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Jason
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(Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:33 am)
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VS.
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(Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:46 am)
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1980

Flocks of adoring females paw at Steve McQueen as he attempts to climb into his souped up Porsche, which is fueled by the power of his mind. Before they know it, McQueen's car is but a speck in the distance.

After ten minutes of driving, a black streak zips across the highway in front on McQueen's car.

McQueen: WHAT THE FU-?!

Swerving, the car flips over and lands in a ditch on the side of the road. Miraculously, Steve McQueen climbs out unscathed.

McQueen: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

A young, but powerfully built black boy shuffles his feet in embarrassment.

Boy: I wath juth training, thath all.

McQueen: Yeah well your fucking training broke my $200,000 custom made car! That's a trillion dollars in 2009 money! How do you plan on repaying that, huh?!

Boy: I...I...

McQueen: Well?!

Boy: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! RAGE OF THE UNIVERSE!

With a single punch, the boy sticks his fist through Steve McQueen's chest. McQueen dies instantly. A young Mike Tyson cries.

Tyson: GOD, WHY HAVE YOU CURTHED ME WITH THITH POWER?!?!

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Jason
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Hahaha.
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Tyson.
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Mike Tyson
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Iron Mike Tyson
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Spamdini's stories are so great. Mike Tyson
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Iron Michael
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Tyson
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Mike Tyson.
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Steve McQueen was considered an enemy of the state by Nixon. I think that gives him the edge
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Tyson chicken tenders are the best
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