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(Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:39 am)
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Mike Dunn
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(Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:40 am)
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Seru
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(Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:10 pm)
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Servbot
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(Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:23 pm)
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Vinny
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(Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:56 pm)
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PHOENIX WRIGHT
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(Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:14 pm)
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"OBJECTION!"
The court goes silent as Phoenix Wright smugly points at a sheet of paper. "There is a clear contradiction here."
The judge looks down on Phoenix and says, "Where is the contradiction between the testimony and the evidence, Mr. Wright?"
"Uhh ... Well ... (I really didn't think this through.)"
"I'm going to have to penalize you." The Judge slams his gavel and Jason Voorhees slowly rises behind the defense table. Jason swings his machete down on Phoenix Wright's neck and a comical amount of blood flies all over the court room. Just as slowly, Jason sinks back into the shadows.
Phoenix Wright slumps forward slightly and apologizes to the Judge.
"Geez, Nick," Maya says, "That was kind of scary." |
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(Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:18 pm)
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(Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:54 am)
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Phoenix runs down the hall of the abandoned oil refinery as the gigantic undead beast plods towards him. He sheds tears of agonizing sadness thinking about how Maya and Pearl were mercilessly skewered by his machete as they fingered each other in the girls' washroom. His quest for salvation is impeded, however, as the hallway has turned out to be a dead end.
Phoenix: *sweat drop* (Gulp...I really hate that DEAD-end cliche)
Slowly, he turns his head and sees the behemoth in a hockey mask, its breath visible in the chilly facility.
Phoenix: Ah...
Jason pulls the machete out of its sheath.
Phoenix: Ah...
He lifts it up in the air.
Phoenix: OBJECTION!!!
Jason: ?
Phoenix: Let's look at the facts, shall we! The first 4 Friday the 13th movies, ok they were decent enough. Freddy vs. Jason, very entertaining. BUT IS THAT ENOUGH TO JUSTIFY YOUR LEGACY?!
Jason: !!!
Phoenix: The first movie was about your mom killing people! The next three, admittedly were you being cool but then you had SIX MOVIES OF UNPARALLELED SHIT!
Jason: Nnnnnnn!
Phoenix: And Freddy vs. Jason? Freddy made that damn movie! You were just some shambling beast who got drugged by a bunch of weenies in a van because Freddy was too hardcore! They could have put any other big silent brute in your place! Like maybe...MICHAEL MYERS!
Jason: UNNNNHGHGHH!
Phoenix: Mike Myers just there before you, and his good movies were better than your good movies! You're just a low grade rip-off!
DESK IS SLAMMED
Phoenix: GO BACK TO YOUR GRAVE, ZOMBIE RETARD!
Jason: MRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Jason stabs himself in the face repeatedly and dies. Phoenix Wright stands triumphant. |
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Vinny
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(Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:33 am)
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FUCK YEAAAAAH!!
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(Sat Jan 17, 2009 7:34 am)
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Mautty
I bet my wife supports a bigger deadbeat jackass liar than yours.
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(Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:59 am)
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(Sat Jan 17, 2009 10:57 am)
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