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Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
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(Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:31 am)
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Mike Dunn
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(Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:50 am)
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Hermione tries to hit Ricky Williams with a lightning bolt spell or something but he dodges and counters by blowing a giant weed smokescreen out of his mouth, making it impossible for Hermione to see and getting her more blazed than she can handle. Ricky spikes a football in her face and jabs her wand into her fukken brain.
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Big Fagot
Alpha ape
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(Fri Jan 16, 2009 11:57 am)
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| Now THIS is a match. |
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RPtotheMax
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(Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:13 pm)
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Vinny
[00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass?
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(Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:51 pm)
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Ryoko's Biatch
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(Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:03 pm)
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Captain PUNisher
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(Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:12 pm)
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Ricky Williams got kicked out of Hogwarts for smoking too much weed, because Hermione turned him in. So then he went up to Canada where their wizarding schools don't care about that shit. While in Toronto he learned a lot of awesome Canadian magic, and also learned magic from the First Nations and the Inuits, and he taught them yoga in return.
So, to make a long story short, he comes back down and kicks Hermione's ass, and then goes back up to live in Canada, the greatest country in the world!
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Yogurtman
Odin
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(Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:38 pm)
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My favorite moment of the Ricky Williams era was when TL and I were talking about his retirement on the day he announced it, and we had an AIM conversation along the lines of:
TL: What is he even going to do now?
Me: Walk the Earth like Caine from Kung Fu.
TL: Maybe he'll pull an Otcho and end up studying in some Buddhist temple.
Me: Hahaha
Within the next five minutes or so, the ESPN ticker revealed that Ricky Williams had purchased a one-way plane ticket to Thailand, and both of our heads exploded. |
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LexysaurusRex
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(Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:06 pm)
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Spamdini
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(Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:56 am)
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| Hermione shoots a magic lightning bolt. Ricky Williams is fucking Ricky Williams so he runs over her, stomps her to death, scores a touchdown and hi-fives Jesus. |
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cloacal kiss
Bearded and bald baby is the worst of all worlds
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(Sat Jan 17, 2009 1:14 am)
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Servbot
Overrated faggot
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(Sat Jan 17, 2009 7:34 am)
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| Get High and fly (Ricky Williams) |
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Mautty
I bet my wife supports a bigger deadbeat jackass liar than yours.
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(Sat Jan 17, 2009 9:01 am)
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