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Jason
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Magic Juan
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Mike Dunn
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(Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:49 am)
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Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
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(Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:51 am)
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Servbot
Overrated faggot
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(Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:50 am)
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RPtotheMax
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(Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:07 am)
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Mike Dunn
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(Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:15 am)
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Henry Rollins takes the stage at one of his shitty spoken word shows.
"You know what I'm reeeeeally sick of? Those stupid, macho bullshit slasher movies. Ohhh yeahhhhh. How much more of this tripe is the fascist, latte sipping, plastic, fake tanned, bottled water drinking movie studio douchebags going to greenlight and regurgitate back into our movie theatres and living rooms? It's always the same contrived plot, where some freakazoid mutilates a bunch of teenagers until they figure out who he is and kill him in just the right way so that he comes back as a zombie in the next twenty sequels. And for what? Because they have sex. What kind of lesson are these movies trying to teach? How fucked up is this country, am I right?"
Suddenly Jason Voorhees comes from backstage and cuts Henry's fat head off with his machete. |
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ryanz19
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(Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:57 am)
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Ha, that was pretty good.
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Action Hank
Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
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(Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:00 am)
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cloacal kiss
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(Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:29 am)
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Vinny
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Derek Payne
huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke*
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(Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:22 pm)
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Ryoko's Biatch
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(Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:39 pm)
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MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
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(Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:43 pm)
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MisfitMan
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(Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:53 pm)
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