Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Jason]

230. ERIC PHAN



Strengths: The man who loved his girlfriend so much... he was willing to kill...
Weaknesses: Or ludicrously shove her name into a bunch of Dragon Ball comics, whichever.

27. STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN



Strengths: STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!
Weaknesses: THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE!

187. RICHARD WAGNER



Strengths: Racist composer whose works were adopted as the aural symbol of the Nazi party.
Weaknesses: Thank you for your open-minded entry, PunkAsss.

20. RORSCHACH (replacing Baki)



Strengths: Never compromise. Even in the face of Armageddon.
Weaknesses: Fuck, Stone Cold vs. Rorschach would be AWESOME.

98. ROSA PARKS



Strengths: Never compromise. Even in the face of bus racism.
Weaknesses: You know those guys in Barbershop really had no right to joke about her just because they're black.
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[Servbot]

Rorschach would break the fingers of all of these assholes, especially Rosa Parks.

[cloacal kiss]

What exactly did Eric Phan do? Are those pix real?

[Derek Payne]

Eric Phan ran the DDBC and dated Meri.

[Jason]

Another Eric Phan went insane and murdered his girlfriend and frankly I'd like to just combine the two in order to give Stone Cold a more credible opponent.
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[L Ron Butterfly]

Early in the match, Stone Cold delivers a round of stunners and struts around the ring pouring beer on his face, as the ref delivers the slow ten count that will surely award him the TKO victory.

When suddenly RICHARD WAGNER, who has rolled out the ring, slowly climbs back in, unbeknowest to Austin whose back is turned.

As the ref continues to count to ten and Austin stands bafoonishly on the second turnbuckly, sticking both middle fingers upwards to uproarious applause, WAGNER crawls across the war-torn canvas, trying to mount the energy for one last Blitzkreig attack.

But just as he's about to deliver a crushing low-blow, a Jewish audience member (Jason trying to interfere on the behalf of wrestlers and the bullshit guilt-mongering Jewish community) points and yells, "Austin, look behind you!"

Austin jumps off the turnbuckles, turns around, and is devastated to see RICHARD WAGNER standing, badly bruised, but still breathing heavily, with an injured animal look in his eyes. Austin exclaims, "WAGNER! You're still alive," exposing his ignorance by pronouncing the name with a "W" instead of a "V" sound. This sends Wagner into a violent anti-white-trash rage during which he blocks all of Austin's punches and counters with insane death blows, leading to his patented finisher, THE ELITIST JAWBREAKER OF MASS DEATH AND MEDICAL TORTURE. Ezra Pound, watching from the balcony, sheds a single tear at the awesome beauty. Wagner makes the cover.

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[Potatoes]

[L Ron Butterfly]

Even better the second time around.

(drinks beer at a rugged bar)