Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Jason · (Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:28 am)

144. POTEMKIN

Strengths: .gnortsrepus dna eguH
Weaknesses: WOW

18. LORD HUMONGOUS (replacing Raoh)

Strengths: Maybe you should have spelled it right, Vinny.
Weaknesses: Now shut up forever, fag.

200. MAMORU TAKAMURA

Strengths: Wow, look at THAT guy!
Weaknesses: He's HUGE!

53. EMPEROR GANISHKA

Strengths: I can't wait to hear all the things that make this guy not generic.
Weaknesses: Maybe his beard?

177. JASON VOORHEES

Strengths: Huge and superscary!
Weaknesses: LOOK AT THIS MATCH, FAGGOTS. LOOK AT IT. YOU FUCKING LOOK AT IT AND YOU TELL ME HOW FUCKING AWESOME YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS ARE AND HOW THEY'RE NOT A FUCKING POLICE LINE-UP OF A CLOSETED HOMOSEXUAL TWELVE YEAR OLD'S FANTASY OF THE PERFECT TEAM TO SAVE HIM FROM THE BULLIES AT SCHOOL.

FUCK YOU FAGGOTS.
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Seru · (Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:32 am)

Potemkin and not I-No? Geez!

Jason · (Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:57 am)

By the way, there's a special bonus in this match: a tie means that nobody advances.
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Seru · (Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:59 am)

Ganishka technically can't lose since he's incorporeal.

L Ron Butterfly · (Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:26 am)

I voted for Humongous because he has a cool neck thing.

MADali · (Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:49 am)

You blame characters for being huge and super strong, even though that's like the appeal of wrestling for majority of people.

Jason · (Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:53 am)

So? That doesn't mean I'm wrong.

Apparently, huge and superstrong people is the major appeal of manga. At FTU, anyway. Does that mean a non-huge and superstrong manga like Death Note has no merit?
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Mike Dunn · (Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:56 am)

Death Note is great but that doesn't mean that any of its characters would win in an all-out brawl, except for maybe Ryuk. I guess Light could just write everyone's name in his Death Note, but that's not as fun to imagine as Jason Voorhees cutting Mamoru Takamura's head off with a machete.

Jason · (Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:01 pm)

Like I said in the chat, you have to allow for upsets. If the author of Death Note wanted to have Light defeat a person that was GAY GAY STRONG GAY FAGGOT HUGE, he'd find a way.
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Jason · (Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:02 pm)

Rey Mysterio has to beat The Big Show sometimes.
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Jason · (Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:03 pm)

And, of course, my issue isn't the mere fact that some characters' greatest strength is that they're indestructible and incredibly powerful, it's just that those words pretty much describe half of the entrants or more, with the other half being Hermione.
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Jason · (Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:04 pm)

And people need to realize that they're not compelling, engaging or well thought out characters, no matter if you've convinced yourself otherwise.
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Seru · (Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:08 pm)

As long as you're comfortable with the fact that your opinions amount to jack since you're completely unfamiliar with the majority of the source material.

Jason · (Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:09 pm)

No, "completely unfamiliar" is not accurate.
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Vinny · (Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:19 pm)

IMDb has the way I spelled it, Jason.

Also YOU FUCKING LOOK AT IT AND YOU TELL ME HOW FUCKING AWESOME YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS ARE AND HOW THEY'RE NOT A FUCKING POLICE LINE-UP OF A CLOSETED HOMOSEXUAL TWELVE YEAR OLD'S FANTASY OF THE PERFECT TEAM TO SAVE HIM FROM THE BULLIES AT SCHOOL.
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Vinny · (Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:23 pm)

I like the Humungus not because he's huge and superstrong, which he only demonstrates once to choke out a goon, but because he drives around with a group of raving rapists and fascist fags.

And he also has a guy to introduce him although this is the post-apocalypse and I imagine he doesn't have many opportunities for that to happen, what with nearly everyone being dead and all.
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Rice · (Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:24 pm)

Man, who nominated Potemkin? Also, Humungus is the far more humorous spelling.

Vinny · (Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:28 pm)

Potemkin is the worst choice from Guilty Gear.
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Big Fagot · (Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:32 pm)

Takamura's strength is that he's really good at everything. He always wins.

Mike Dunn · (Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:58 pm)

I think John Buis nominated him. I personally would have gone with Faust, but I was away from the board for all but the first day of nominations. At least my one pick made it to the next round.