PICTURE THE FIGHT |
Dolemite |
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33% |
[ 8 ] |
Captain Falcon |
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33% |
[ 8 ] |
Malcolm X |
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8% |
[ 2 ] |
B.J. Blazkowicz |
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12% |
[ 3 ] |
Mark Discordia |
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12% |
[ 3 ] |
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Total Votes : 24 |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:12 am) Reply

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FTU World RI: Dolemite vs. Mark Discordia |
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245. DOLEMITE
Strengths: Dolemite, motherfucker.
Weaknesses: The human tornado that won't cop out when there's heat all about.
104. CAPTAIN FALCON
Strengths: Manliness solidified in a manner that has not been seen since Roméo Krystál.
Weaknesses: I bet Chris is like "ZUH? Romeo Crystal?? Who the hell's THAT!!"
194. MALCOLM X
Strengths: The only black man with the guts to speak out against white people.
Weaknesses: Besides every other black man.
122. B.J. BLAZKOWICZ
Strengths: The unseen and unheard hero of an archaic series of first person shooters.
Weaknesses: Vote for him if you really want to prove how much of a complete tool you are.
214. MARK DISCORDIA
Strengths: Superstar Nintendo fan whose dick is huge ,from tugging.
Weaknesses:  _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:56 am) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Dolemite vs. Mark Discordia |
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This tournament needs more black people. |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:06 am) Reply

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Nothing needs more black people except Africa and jail. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:06 am) Reply

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And I'm not so sure about jail. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:28 am) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Dolemite vs. Mark Discordia |
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Africa has a surplus of black people. |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:33 am) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Dolemite vs. Mark Discordia |
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So does this thread. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:44 am) Reply

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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:47 am) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Dolemite vs. Mark Discordia |
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The choices in this were really shit. I chose Malcolm X only because it had zero votes and I voted to even out the field a little |
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L Ron Butterfly I take pop music pretty seriously. Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 3537 (Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:16 am) Reply
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Re: FTU World RI: Dolemite vs. Mark Discordia |
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Is it possible to only allow people who have already voted to see the results? |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:17 am) Reply

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It'd be easier just to ban MADali. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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L Ron Butterfly I take pop music pretty seriously. Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 3537 (Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:19 am) Reply
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Re: FTU World RI: Dolemite vs. Mark Discordia |
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It really wasn't fair to make me choose between Captain Falcon and Dolemite |
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cloacal kiss Bearded and bald baby is the worst of all worlds Joined: 12 Mar 2008 Posts: 2039 (Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:46 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Dolemite vs. Mark Discordia |
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It seems like this poll was designed for the express purpose of confounding 8bitorgy. |
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My Head Hurts 90 Joined: 19 Jan 2007 Posts: 3445 (Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:56 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Dolemite vs. Mark Discordia |
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noooooo captain falcon |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:08 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Dolemite vs. Mark Discordia |
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Dolemite? What the fuck, FTU? |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:12 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Dolemite vs. Mark Discordia |
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Fuck you. |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:22 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Dolemite vs. Mark Discordia |
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Seriously. What the fuck? |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:23 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Dolemite vs. Mark Discordia |
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How can you be saying what the fuck about Dolemite? |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:25 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Dolemite vs. Mark Discordia |
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This is FTU. This particular match-up should be a vicious brawl between Captain Falcon and B.J. Blazkowicz. Where does Dolemite fit in? Fuck, who are you people? WHO ARE THE PEOPLE BEHIND THESE MONITORS? |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:25 pm) Reply

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BJ Blazkowicz? Fucking, REALLY? _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:27 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Dolemite vs. Mark Discordia |
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The comic! The books! They are part of the FTU mythos. Where does Dolemite fit in? |
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