Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Jason · (Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:31 pm)

1. MECHA JAMES K. POLK

Strengths: Is this from FTUW?
Weaknesses: Tell us about it, Vinny or whoever.

89. ROBOCOP

Strengths: He is a cop that is also a robot and is one of those things that all the other five year olds were really into and I wasn't.
Weaknesses: Fuck cops! Fuck laws!

311. GARY LARSON

Strengths: Creator of The Far Side.
Weaknesses: I prefer Close to Home.

205. VOID

Strengths: What is this guy, like a Mars Attacks martian?
Weaknesses: Those dudes were CRAZY.

188. OKONKWO

Strengths: He is a rash, strong warrior who acts upon impulse.
Weaknesses: Okonkwo consciously adopts opposite ideals and becomes productive, wealthy, thrifty, brave, violent, and adamantly opposed to music and anything else that he perceives to be “soft,” such as conversation and emotion. He is stoic to a fault.
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Big Fagot · (Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:47 pm)

That's dry humor, right? That you prefer Close To Home over The Far Side?

Mike Dunn · (Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:47 pm)

Mecha James K. Polk was the main character in a series of awesome plays written by Space Ghost. He fought a variety of giant opponents, none of whom I can particularly remember because I saved the plays on my old computer. But rest assured they were worth saving!

Big Fagot · (Sat Jan 03, 2009 10:06 pm)

Close To Home is alright and I have a book of it, but, well, among other things it's quite a feat to have significantly worse artwork than The Far Side.

bitter gigatron · (Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:02 am)

I only remember reading one that was James K. Polk vs. Mecha James K. Polk. It was a hard fought battle which found James K. Polk as the victor delivering the classic line: "File him under G for garbage". mecha james K. Polk also had a Mexican mustache or wore Mexican hat (Sombrero?).

Robocop has an instant advantage over all of these selections because he's a robot.

Potatoes · (Sun Jan 04, 2009 4:17 am)

Robocop is not a fucking robot for fucks sake.

Servbot · (Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:36 am)

I'm still voting for Void.

MADali · (Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:09 am)

Jason has watched 2% of the things FTU enjoys.

bitter gigatron · (Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:28 pm)

Sorry, Potatoes. I meant android.

Action Hank · (Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:33 pm)

"What FTU likes" is not a uniform thing. While most of the core FTU members agree on many things, there is enough variety in likes and dislikes (even among the core posters) that makes this contest very interesting. Then throw in a Potatoes or Bitter Gigatron or Misfitman, and you get a nice mix.

That and the randomness of the competitors makes this a very good contest!

Ryoko's Biatch · (Sun Jan 04, 2009 1:53 pm)

Also, Ace Kendo is a fag.

MADali · (Sun Jan 04, 2009 3:49 pm)

And that opinion is uniform among FTU!

Fagzilla · (Sun Jan 04, 2009 4:40 pm)

If you think of it, this tournament can go on indefinitely.

I mean, not THIS tournament, but once this is over, just start the next one with however many hundred new nominees.

It's not like there's a shortage of actual and fictional people.

Maybe the next one should be object-based?

Maybe I'll DO the next one, and it will be objects.

Fagzilla · (Sun Jan 04, 2009 4:41 pm)

Then again, this is the kind of thing that's better done no more than once every couple months, and where fatigue will quickly set in if it's always happening.

Mike Dunn · (Sun Jan 04, 2009 5:01 pm)

We should start playing music clip games again.

Captain PUNisher · (Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:18 pm)

Uh, yeah, and after James K. Polk had defeated Mecha James K. Polk, the PAY ROY rebuilt the robot and they teamed up to fight two aliens in a tag team match on top of the White House. I was writing a third story, but I didn't finish it.

Oh, also Mecha James K. Polk ran on clock-work, or else you know, it wouldn't have made any sense.
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