Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Jason]

22. HERCULES



Strengths: You are voting for every incarnation of Hercules here, including the lovable Disney one.
Weaknesses: HUGE... and... SUPERSTRONGGGG

210. MIKE'S UNCLE



Strengths: I don't know if this is something Mike wrote about on MPP or if he actually has a crazy uncle or what.
Weaknesses: I'm sure it's hilarious, though, whatever it is.

179. MICHAEL MYERS



Strengths: I don't know if this is something Mike wrote about on MPP or if he actually has a crazy uncle or what.
Weaknesses: I'm sure it's hilarious, though, whatever it is.

209. RICE'S FATHER



Strengths: Knowing that his son would one day surpass him, attempted to kill him in the womb.
Weaknesses: He really should be worrying about Vinny instead.

33. FRANKLIN DELANO ROOSEVELT



Strengths: Defeated Hitler without the use of his legs.
Weaknesses: He even did it in grainy black and white, so you manga-loving fuckheads better appreciate that.
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[Magic Juan]

Uncle Clarence is not a man to be trifled with, but I don't know if I can vote for him without any sort of additional information.

[Big Fagot]

Uncle Clarence shot his wife in the back as she was walking away from him.

There's a lot more, though.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

Uncle Clarence murdered his wife, then his wife's father shot him in the head.

But Uncle Clarence wouldn't die.

At least until a year or two ago.

[Derek Payne]

Uncle Clarence battled Coke dealers by selling them makeshift weapons in prison and then selling them out to the police, assaulted a man in the court room and convinced the judge he provoked it, ran a brothel that was shut down because he beat his hookers too hard, and swindled a gay man of all his money by convincing guy that Clarence was the love of his life.

[Derek Payne]

He also had a drunken gun battle with his father-in-law after murdering his wife. He was shot in the face and survived and proceeded to tell people it was an injury he received in the Korean war. When he was in the hospital for this injury they couldn't figure out why they couldn't stabilize him, and it was because he had entered such severe withdrawal for alcoholism that it was killing him. Clarence also nearly choked me to death when I was three years old. When my mother was a small child, he used to chase her up a tree and threaten to beat the whore out of her.

[Yogurtman]

Based on the last two posts there's really no excuse for not voting for Uncle Clarence.