| PICTURE THE FIGHT |
| Violence Jack |
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18% |
[ 3 ] |
| Samson |
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0% |
[ 0 ] |
| Philip Sheridan |
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12% |
[ 2 ] |
| Bruce Lee |
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50% |
[ 8 ] |
| Spider-Man |
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18% |
[ 3 ] |
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Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
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(Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:24 am)
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34. VIOLENCE JACK
Strengths: TAKE A WILD FUCKING GUESS.
Weaknesses: urrurgrgghrhhrhhhhh
3. SAMSON
Strengths: Muscular Christianity.
Weaknesses: Christian Muscularity.
270. PHILIP SHERIDAN
Strengths: Union general in the Civil War, so probably not a racist.
Weaknesses: Just as dead as the Confederate generals at this point.
110. BRUCE LEE
Strengths: History's greatest martial artist.
Weaknesses: Bruce Lee has two speeds: walk and kill.
80. SPIDER-MAN
Strengths: The most nerdy superhero of a bunch of really nerdy superheroes.
Weaknesses: There is no chin under Bruce Lee's beard, there is only another fist.
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SuperPsaturn
SuperPSaturn
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
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(Sat Jan 03, 2009 8:18 am)
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| Even I have to admit that violence jack is begroaningly huge and superstrong and the author put absolutely no further thought into him. |
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Servbot
Overrated faggot
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 9020
(Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:01 am)
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| I'm voting for Spider-Man. |
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Seika
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
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(Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:29 am)
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| Go ahead! Throw your vote away! |
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Servbot
Overrated faggot
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Sat Jan 03, 2009 10:35 am)
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| Spider-Man isn't dead. |
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Potatoes
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Posts: 3037
(Sat Jan 03, 2009 10:42 am)
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| Violence Jack is the "Holy shit the bastard's heeeeeeere" guy, right? |
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Magic Juan
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(Sat Jan 03, 2009 11:29 am)
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| He killed that guy, yeah. |
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Servbot
Overrated faggot
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(Sat Jan 03, 2009 11:43 am)
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| Violence Jack is a pacifist. |
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Potatoes
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Posts: 3037
(Sat Jan 03, 2009 11:47 am)
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| I voted for Violence Jack anyway lah lah lah. |
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Yogurtman
Odin
Joined: 03 Jan 2007
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(Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:01 pm)
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| Quote: | | Professional hunters, trespassing on Indian land, killed over 4 million bison by 1874. When the Texas legislature considered outlawing bison poaching on tribal lands, Sheridan personally testified against it in Austin, Texas. He suggested that the legislature should give each of the hunters a medal, engraved with a dead buffalo on one side and a discouraged-looking Indian on the other. |
Not that he would win a fight between these five people, but that deserves to be posted again. |
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Yogurtman
Odin
Joined: 03 Jan 2007
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(Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:09 pm)
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SuperPsaturn
SuperPSaturn
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(Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:43 pm)
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| There's actually a better part where he swings a helicopter piloted by some kid who came to rescue him into this guy he's fighting. |
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SuperPsaturn
SuperPSaturn
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(Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:44 pm)
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| This was especially good because it wasn't so much a "violence jack is a ruthless badass who does whatever it takes to win!" thing as much as "Violence Jack is a huge dipshit and does stuff without thinking." |
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Ryoko's Biatch
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 9255
(Sat Jan 03, 2009 3:25 pm)
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| Bruce Lee is a bitch. |
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Fagzilla
Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
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(Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:07 pm)
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| I was leaning toward another "meh, whatever" vote (for Spiderman), but the quote Yogurtman posted changed everything. |
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Big Fagot
Alpha ape
Joined: 09 Jan 2007
Posts: 10545
(Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:12 pm)
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| Sheridan is the original Limbaugh. |
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Fagzilla
Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
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(Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:21 pm)
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| It's funny because it happened a long time ago. |
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Fagzilla
Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
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(Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:23 pm)
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| Also, and I don't know if this is just me, but there is something perversely hilarious about how whites mercilessly and unforgivingly annihilated (and added needless insult to injury whenever humanly possible) an entire race of people who were about as harmless and kind and decent as races come, but fuck them, they were in the way. |
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Derek Payne
huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke*
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Sat Jan 03, 2009 6:26 pm)
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| It's deeply disappointing that Violence Jack is losing. |
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