| PICTURE THE FIGHT |
| Slan |
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11% |
[ 2 ] |
| Lassie |
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5% |
[ 1 ] |
| Alucard |
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44% |
[ 8 ] |
| Judge Holden |
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38% |
[ 7 ] |
| Húrin |
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0% |
[ 0 ] |
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| Total Votes : 18 |
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Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
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(Fri Jan 02, 2009 12:39 am)
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185. SLAN
Strengths: A lady from Berserk.
Weaknesses: A LADY... FROM BERSEEEEEEEEERKKKKKKK
11. LASSIE
Strengths: The best little dog in the whole world.
Weaknesses: When you get down to it, she's a real bitch. Hahahahahaha!!!!!!
248. ALUCARD
Strengths: He's a vampire that uses guns or some shit.
Weaknesses: So is Dante and I don't think Dante is even nominated.
204. JUDGE HOLDEN
Strengths: Is a pedophile that kills children. Is also pure evil incarnate.
Weaknesses: Whatever, I'm worse.
266. HÚRIN
Strengths: Hero of the first age of Man.
Weaknesses: I should fucking disqualify him because Ace didn't include the accent mark.
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Action Hank
Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
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(Fri Jan 02, 2009 12:47 am)
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| I have to go with Judge Holden, even if Húrin was the strongest human to ever exist in Middle Earth (and whose children fuck each other) who was only defeated after his axes were worn down and he was buried under a literal mountain of orc and troll corpses he killed. |
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Big Fagot
Alpha ape
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(Fri Jan 02, 2009 12:58 am)
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| The answer is Alucard, but also, Muscular Christianity. |
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Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
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(Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:07 am)
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| hmmmmmmmm |
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Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
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(Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:10 am)
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This is the first battle that I really don't care about any of the fighters, but I have a feeling that if I read Blood Meridian I'd be in vehement support of THE JUDGE, so he has my vote.
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Ryoko's Biatch
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(Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:19 am)
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| Yeah, I voted for Judge Holden based entirely on Muscular Christianity. |
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MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
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(Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:09 am)
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| Ace Kendo trying to make LotR sound seem manly is so gay. Its about fucking hobbits singing in the forest, you fag. |
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Yogurtman
Odin
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(Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:49 am)
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Well, the Silmarillion doesn't have any hobbits.
It's basically the Bible with elves in it. |
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MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
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(Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:19 am)
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| I bet its still gay, because Tolkien writes like a fag |
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Big Fagot
Alpha ape
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(Fri Jan 02, 2009 12:44 pm)
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| Are there any suicide bombers in it? |
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Mike Dunn
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(Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:20 pm)
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| Are you sure Alucard from SotN wasn't supposed to be the nominee? In any case, Alucard would win. |
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Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
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(Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:22 pm)
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Both Alucards were nominated.
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Big Fagot
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(Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:06 pm)
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| If I uploaded Alucard saying "HURRY, HURRY" to that pussy vampire, that would probably score him a win. |
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Mike Dunn
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(Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:52 pm)
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| It's pretty clear in the Hellsing anime, manga and OVAs that Alucard is completely impossible to kill. |
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Derek Payne
huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke*
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:58 pm)
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| I'm glad I'm the only one who voted for Lassie. |
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Vinny
[00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass?
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
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(Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:18 pm)
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All of the contestants in this battle are impossible to kill except for Lassie, who had to be routinely replaced.
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Fagzilla
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(Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:49 pm)
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| Apparently I voted in this, but I don't remember voting or who I voted for. |
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Fagzilla
Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
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(Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:50 pm)
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Oh wait, it was the pedophile.
It had me at "pedophile." |
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