PICTURE THE FIGHT |
Roast Beef |
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38% |
[ 7 ] |
Darth Vader |
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38% |
[ 7 ] |
Luigi |
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22% |
[ 4 ] |
Zhang Fei |
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0% |
[ 0 ] |
Cynthia Rothrock |
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0% |
[ 0 ] |
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Total Votes : 18 |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 12:06 am) Reply

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FTU World RI: Roast Beef vs. Cynthia Rothrock |
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57. ROAST BEEF
Strengths: The funniest and therefore best character in this thing.
Weaknesses: Dude whittling a chain out of a two by four at gunpoint would have topped my bachelor party but this is insane
43. DARTH VADER
Strengths: The Force.
Weaknesses: Star Wars is a bunch of bad movie, guys. The prequels are objectively superior, although not by much. Get over it.
105. LUIGI
Strengths: No one is going to read this thread without spontaneously exclaiming "Luigi!" in a retarded impression of his voice.
Weaknesses: I sure didn't.
61. ZHANG FEI
Strengths: I don't know, look at the image.
Weaknesses: You know guys, I am intentionally doing these rundowns lightly because I EXPECT YOU FUCKERS to come in here and CONVINCE PEOPLE to vote your way. Get INVOLVED in a manner that is more than just posting with five different accounts. GOD.
281. CYNTHIA ROTHROCK
Strengths: Beautiful... and deadly!
Weaknesses: So who do think will win this round? I'd say Luigi, probably. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 12:19 am) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Roast Beef vs. Cynthia Rothrock |
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This isn't a Gamefaqs tournament where Luigi wins because more people recognize him.
Roast Beef! |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 12:23 am) Reply
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Re: FTU World RI: Roast Beef vs. Cynthia Rothrock |
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Yeah, but he is totally better.
LUIGI. |
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bitter gigatron Joined: 25 Jan 2007 Posts: 824 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 12:32 am) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Roast Beef vs. Cynthia Rothrock |
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I find your lack of faith in DARTH VADER'S AWESOMENESS disturbing. |
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Potatoes Joined: 06 Jan 2007 Posts: 3037 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:33 am) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Roast Beef vs. Cynthia Rothrock |
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That is probably the most Asian looking picture of Cynthia Rothrock.
I don't 'get' the Roast Beef comic, and I don't even like any of the people in this round, sorry. |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:35 am) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Roast Beef vs. Cynthia Rothrock |
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Well, that's only part of the strip. |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:07 am) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Roast Beef vs. Cynthia Rothrock |
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I voted Luigi, but these characters are boring. |
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Yogurtman Odin Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 2248 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:48 am) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Roast Beef vs. Cynthia Rothrock |
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Zhang Fei held off ONE MILLION MEN at Chang Ban Bridge by shouting and looking intimidating. |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:20 am) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Roast Beef vs. Cynthia Rothrock |
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Oooh.
Why dont you and Ace Kendo just go finger each other's assholes? |
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MisfitMan Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 341 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:29 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Roast Beef vs. Cynthia Rothrock |
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I sure hope Vader gets one more vote before this fight is over. |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:51 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Roast Beef vs. Cynthia Rothrock |
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FAGGOTS! |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:07 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Roast Beef vs. Cynthia Rothrock |
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Darth Vader, seriously? So many people picked something so mundane with their one vote?
Tony The Tiger is going to run away with this shit. |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:32 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Roast Beef vs. Cynthia Rothrock |
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To be fair, look who he's up against.
- Lots of people don't really know Roast Beef. Including me. I've read that comic, but not with enough regularity to feel that I can cast a truly informed vote for Roast Beef.
- Luigi isn't equally mundane?
- Is Zhang Fei a ROTK character? Does anyone know or care besides huge nerd posters like Ace and Yogurtman?
- *I* know Cynthia Rothrock, but I'm willing to bet lots of people don't. Plus, meh.
I only went with Vader for lack of a better choice. This was a pure "I'll just take it easy. Eh, Darth Vader, OK, whatever" vote. I'm assuming others were just being equally lazy. |
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Yogurtman Odin Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 2248 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:09 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Roast Beef vs. Cynthia Rothrock |
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I agree with that post and voted for Vader for more or less the same reasons. |
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MisfitMan Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 341 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:47 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Roast Beef vs. Cynthia Rothrock |
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I voted for Darth Vader because I nominated him and I get a huge boner every time I watch Return of the Jedi. |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:23 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Roast Beef vs. Cynthia Rothrock |
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I like these tournaments because what FTU holds important and what FTUers hold important are very different things. _________________
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