Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Jason]

314. JOHN WAYNE



Strengths: A gun-slinging cowboy with lots of belts, spiritually speaking.
Weaknesses: Pretty white trash from where I'm standing, fellas.

101. OL' DIRTY BASTARD



Strengths: Founding member of the Wu-Tang Clan. THAT'S kind of cool.
Weaknesses: Just another dead damn rapper.

72. INSPECTOR GADGET



Strengths: Is so ingrained in my childhood that I feel guilty for writing this next word.
Weaknesses: Sucks.

212. BIN DESTRUCTION



Strengths: Pretty strong. When I wrote FTUW I tried to build him up as the big post-Theldorrin heel.
Weaknesses: Gayest nomination of all since he was narcissistically nominated by MADali.

264. BEREN



Strengths: I have no idea, some Lord of the Rings shithead; ask Ace Kendo.
Weaknesses: Is such a minor fucking character that I was only able to find pictures of dogs named after him.
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[Yogurtman]

Beren is actually pretty awesome but of course you shouldn't vote for him.

[Action Hank]

There are no images of Beren because I don't think any exist. But he's awesome.

Gay nerd alert: He causes physical harm to Melkor---who is the god of Evil (Sauron is his servant)!!

Now, there are only like two non-God characters in all of Tolkien's mythology who have caused physical harm, and the other is an old school Elf (basically these guys are like Saiyans in the First Age) who also happens to have been nominated. But Beren also outwits Sauron, which is quite a feat (Sauron is known as a very crafty and cunning being, and will later cause the downfall of kingdoms just by being allowed to talk to kings), among other awesome things that he does.

[Yogurtman]

He doesn't really "outwit" Sauron, he just has an unkillable king god DOG that kicks Sauron's ass.

But just walking into Angbad and stealing a Simaril is factually the most ridiculous thing anyone does in any of Tolkien's books, so he's still pretty awesome.

[Potatoes]

It was a toss up between ODB and the Duke, until i remembered that John Wayne slapped around Frank Zappa one time.

and Dirt did this: http://rapidshare.com/files/178651152/odb1.mp3.html

[Seru]

>_>

Pass.

[bitter gigatron]

Shame on a nigga for not voting Dirt Dog.