PICTURE THE FIGHT |
Mario |
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40% |
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Jean Valjean |
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5% |
[ 1 ] |
Sleepy John Estes |
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10% |
[ 2 ] |
Zhao Yun |
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20% |
[ 4 ] |
Anderson Silva |
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25% |
[ 5 ] |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Sun Dec 28, 2008 11:26 pm) Reply

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FTU World RI: Mario vs. Anderson Silva |
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87. MARIO
Strengths: Most well-known video game character in the world, kills dinosaurs by jumping on them.
Weaknesses: Is like two feet tall.
127. JEAN VALJEAN
Strengths: Can lift a runaway cart with his bare hands, is in the personal favor of God, drives men to suicide through the power of his righteousness.
Weaknesses: Does it all through song.
91. SLEEPY JOHN ESTES
Strengths: Oh wow, really, another manga character that is huge and superstrong? Really? I'm fucking SHOCKED.
Weaknesses: Certainly not unoriginality.
64. ZHAO YUN
Strengths: Some great Chinese general immortalized in those CHINK BOOKS.
Weaknesses: One of like twenty generic ching chong ping pongs nominated.
130. ANDERSON SILVA
Strengths: Is probably, seriously, literally the greatest fighter on Earth.
Weaknesses: Isn't a manga character, so why should you assholes care? _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:01 am) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Mario vs. Anderson Silva |
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I voted ANDERSON SILVA to make Jason happy but I guess no one even chose the ching chong characters |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:25 am) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Mario vs. Anderson Silva |
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Zhao Yun defeated 1,000 men in one battle, all while holding a baby to his chest---which happened to be one of the most insane;y awesome moments in a story filled with insane moments. |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:02 pm) Reply

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You are doing a huge disservice to a lot of these characters. It's not about being HUGE and SUPERSTRONG, but their incredible exploits. _________________
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:07 pm) Reply
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Re: FTU World RI: Mario vs. Anderson Silva |
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And hilariously incorrect anatomy. |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:09 pm) Reply
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Regardless, Mario would stomp the shit out of all these fuckheads. |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:25 pm) Reply

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Anderson Silva would kick Mario's ass until he shit himself. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:29 pm) Reply

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That's bullshit and you know it. _________________
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:43 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Mario vs. Anderson Silva |
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What a very poor time to use the "and you know it" argument. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:47 pm) Reply

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Re: FTU World RI: Mario vs. Anderson Silva |
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Obviously. |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:56 pm) Reply

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Clearly Mario. |
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