Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Jason]

59. ZOMBIES



Strengths: A never-ending horde of undead creatures that exist only to feed.
Weaknesses: Co-opted by infuriatingly gay Internet nerds.

133. LINK



Strengths: The fabled Hero of Time, the great beam of hope for all of Hyrule, holder of the Triforce of Courage.
Weaknesses: I've probably knocked you off the ledge with his boomerang while you were doing something you couldn't cancel out of.

267. TURIN



Strengths: One of the fairest Men to have ever lived.
Weaknesses: duh im ace kmedno and i think its a great idea to nominaet a bucnhf of fucking charaxcters from teh silmerailllon, hey have you read romanec of the three kingdsomsn?????

50. DA BOUNCER



Strengths: Was the coolest fucker in all of DBZU and all of you looked up to him, admit it.
Weaknesses: 2001 through 2002.

296. NICE PETE



Strengths: Making serial killers seem hilarious again.
Weaknesses: Never murdered Pat.
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[Big Fagot]

Da Bouncer pulls an object out of his pocket. On the side it reads: PARTY PUSSY. A slash has been scratched between the two words. He starts fucking the device and shoots cock juice in it. He then swings it like a sword at the rest of the fighters, spraying them with penis paste and dissolving them. Only Link ducks the deadly substance and runs forward yelling "YAH" in that way he always does. He finds there's no one there.

After staring for a moment, he spins around with his sword drawn but is caught by a hand in his face. "SONO MANA SHINE! JUST DIE LIKE THAT!" The semen on Da Bouncer's hand melts his face off. Da Bouncer whips his hand toward the ground a few times to clean off the residue and walks away. "When you're elite ... you're golden."

[MADali]

Zombies are not an internet thing, fag. Its always pirates and ninjas, not pirates and zombies or ninjas and zombies.

[Jason]

Zombies are absolutely an Internet thing.
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[MADali]

You don't know shit

[Jason]

Pirates and ninjas were an Internet thing in 2001.

What the hell, fag, Rickrolling isn't an Internet thing! People only care about All Your Base!
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[Big Fagot]

Pretend instead of these words you're reading now that this is the most recent 4896734967346 post "what will you do when it's the zombie apocalypse" thread on Something Awful.

[cloacal kiss]

i don't like nothin they like on the internet goddamnit!!!