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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:43 am) Reply

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I'm going to rape Chris' ass so hard that all he'll be left with is a semicolon. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4771 (Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:30 am) Reply

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| that sounds like love |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Mon Dec 22, 2008 3:53 pm) Reply

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| I should file a lawsuit against Jason for causing me MENTAL ANGUISH. |
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4771 (Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:47 pm) Reply

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| it only works if you kill yourself first |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:26 pm) Reply

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I made it so that you have to post to vote in the fight in order to exclude Chris, because I knew he'd be such an arrogant twat that he'd consider it beneath him to waste a post in this manner. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:00 am) Reply

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| I had rejected your corrupt, sham tournament by day 2. |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:04 am) Reply

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Either that's a comment on me not giving the rounds enough time, which is something that you are demonstrably wrong about, or a comment on the fact that you lost to bitter gigatron, in which case no tournament decided by votes will ever be legitimate in your eyes so shut your flabby fucking horse mouth. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:39 am) Reply

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| The truth is, I just lost interest. |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:48 am) Reply

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Nothing you say could possibly convince that you weren't voting in every match, and often multiple times using Lexy's account. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:58 am) Reply

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| It's... it's as if you know me... better than I know myself... |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:05 am) Reply

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Chris, for the last five years I've been using FTU as a means to rehearse and refine a consistent, malleable and well-rounded wrestling heel persona. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:16 am) Reply

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| Well good for you. That sounds like an excellent use for the board. |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:39 am) Reply

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I don't think the wrestling federations will allow your wrestling character to talk for ten minutes analyzing your opponent's personality in boring details.
The guy would be like, "I AM GOING TO DESTROY YOU" and Jason would be tl;dr for five minutes and the guy will respond, "YOU WILL DIE TONIGHT!!" and Jason again will talk for five more minutes and the suits will just go, "I'm sorry, Jason, this isn't working out, we have to let you go" |
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cloacal kiss Bearded and bald baby is the worst of all worlds Joined: 12 Mar 2008 Posts: 2039 (Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:41 am) Reply

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Yeah, that's the way your mom broke up with me, but not before we had gone out for a few weeks and had sex dozens of times!
She sucked my dick! |
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cloacal kiss Bearded and bald baby is the worst of all worlds Joined: 12 Mar 2008 Posts: 2039 (Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:41 am) Reply

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| She said "We have to let you go" and I said "I'm already gone, you slut! Fuck you." |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:47 am) Reply

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| My mom dumped you, loser |
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cloacal kiss Bearded and bald baby is the worst of all worlds Joined: 12 Mar 2008 Posts: 2039 (Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:00 am) Reply

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| YOUR MOM DOESN'T KNOW HOW GOOD SHE HAD IT |
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bitter gigatron Joined: 25 Jan 2007 Posts: 824 (Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:20 pm) Reply

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| Wierdness's 'Semicolon' comeback was so outstanding. The things this guy does without breaking a sweat. |
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