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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:10 pm) Reply
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hintee for me
10. GIMP MASK'S TRAGIC END
With her panties diluted with a magic love potion, Pfil the fairy has no choice but to reach out to her captives' hideously scarred servant, Masopic. Taking her virginity, they grow to love one another, and he helps her escape, only to have his arm and dick cut off by an axe, the dick shoved inside his asshole, then his skull split open by the aforementioned axe. He will always live on in our dreams, though.
9. AZUMANGA DAIOH DICKGIRLS
What really makes this more than a simple dickgirl on female doujinshi is that fact that it charmingly conforms to the Azumanga Daioh manga style, keeping a quirky sense of humor and even doing several pages in the four panel comic strip format that the original manga was crafted in. Very adorable!
8. THE FIRST SECRET PLOT SEX SCENE
Secret Plot is very much a gateway manga for young men just getting into hentai and its first sex scene involving Junkie Teacher Miki having her way with two of her students in an empty gymnasium really serves as a great introduction to what h-manga is all about.
7. SHEMALE #18
From the moment #18 throws her clothes haphazardly into the air, revealing her blurry penis to Videl, readers (especially Spanish ones) were treated to a very distinct piece of Dragon Ball Z lore. Que delicia, indeed.
6. SLUT GIRL LOSES HER ANAL VIRGINITY
Returning home late one night to her beloved Satoru, Slut Girl Sayoko describes an enchanted evening she had with two gorgeous hunks who took her back to their hotel and made her come like a freight train. However, for some reason, Sayoko insists on enlisting Satoru to take revenge on these two studs for seemingly no reason. As the issue finally draws to a close, we learn the shocking truth in an epic revelatory moment.
5. TIFA AND YUFFIE MATERIA-FUCKING
In this staple of Final Fantasy VII doujin, Tifa, distraught over the temporary loss of Cloud from the party, walks into Yuffie's room on the Highwind to shockingly discover herself masturbating with, presumably, the very same materia that the party was just using to kill Tonberries. Discovering its aphrodisiac qualities for herself, Tifa and Yuffie engage in the hallmark of any great lesbian scene, fucking one another with a double-sided dildo (in this case, two condoms filled with materia) until the condensed spirit of the ancients spills out all over the bed, covered in their juices.
4. REI IS USED BY EVERYONE
In the natural progression of her role in the series, Rei spends these two famous Neon Genesis Evangelion doujinshi being fucked by every single man in, presumably, the entire world, narrating the events with a haunting, hollow droll. It's not hard to hear Megumi Hayashibara's voice in your head detailing how the next random guy walks up to her and, without saying a word, spreads her legs and parts her vaginal lips with his fingers.
3. TWO TOURIST GIRLS BECOME BUTTERFLIES
This episode of Cool Devices focuses on a remote tropical island, its noteworthy characteristic (ostensibly) being its beautiful butterflies. As two visiting women are captured by a group of natives, they become sex slaves, losing themselves to the mysterious leader. The episode climaxes as the remaining girl, now living only as a whore for the natives, suffers the same fate he have already seen her friend go through: being thrown down a bottomless pit once the leader calls off his gang with a finger snap and delivers one of the greatest lines ever (see: subtitle). In the pit, she reunites with her friend and they transform into one of the island's many beautiful butterflies. The episode ends with the butterfly shedding a tear somehow.
2. YES, DEAR READERS...
Much like our parents and the JFK assassination, we all remember where we were when we realized that Super Taboo's protagonist Yuu was fucking his sister. As we see his internal struggle between Reason and Instinct for the very first time, we become aware of his troubling split personality, all told in a pale, utter calm to us, the "dear readers."
1. THE LAST SCENE OF BIBLE BLACK
After six epic episodes of what is quite possibly THE greatest piece of erotic anime ever created, and a seemingly happy ending, the first series of Bible Black culminates with a shocking twist! The inquisitive, independent Saeki, searching the labyrinths for the book of the occult that started all the trouble, is discovered by the series' innocent, unwitting heroine Imari, who had just been saved from being a sacrifice to the devil by hero Minase. However, all is not well, as from Imari's panties emerges a cock, the symbol of the demon that had inhabited Kitami before her! In one final sex scene, the evil dickgirl Imari has her way with Saeki, lying atop the symbol that open Hell's portals. As Imari climaxes, laughing hysterically, we see only a black screen with the words THE END. We have to assume, though, that the lack of an italicized question mark is a result of poor translation.
**HONORABLE MENTIONS**
PREPARATION COMPLETE: TURN BUTTOCKS HERE
IMAGE TRAGICALLY MISSING, IF ANYONE HAS IT, PLEASE CONTACT ME.
In a romantic interlude between Son Goku and his wife Chichi before the Cell Games, the married couple shares a bath together and soon their hearts become as one in a lover's embrace. The selected moment comes from Goku's brave cry of passion as he turns Super Saiyan to ejaculate inside his wife.
EVERY GIRLS ORGASMS FROM HEARING AKIRA-CHAN'S VOICE
In this classic moment from Boy Soprano, a tape of pretty boy/effeminate classmate Akira-chan in the throes of sexuality (presumably at the hands of his aunt) is distributed to all the girls in his class at an all-girls school. Upon hearing it, none of them can keep from touching themselves. Understandably so.
JASON GALLOP DRAWS MORGAN'S VAGINA
In a historic piece of erotic artwork, Jason Gallop drew this true-to-life portrait of Morgan Daigneult's vagina, accompanied by the eternal message of its ownership. Truly, one of the greatest hentai moments.
SPECIAL THANKS: THE VINNY MAC, YOGURTMAN, JAPAN
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Matthew Outland The sum of all the arguments Theldorrin makes for not having children. Joined: 30 Jan 2007 Posts: 2669 (Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:26 pm) Reply
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Yeah, id like to at least pretend mike didnt hit that because of his magnificent willpower and contempt for female inferiority |
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Rice Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3473 (Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:33 pm) Reply
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Poor Gimp Mask. I forgot how hard he got killed. |
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Matthew Outland The sum of all the arguments Theldorrin makes for not having children. Joined: 30 Jan 2007 Posts: 2669 (Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:38 pm) Reply
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Jon and Jason think dickgirl porn is less gay than guy on girl porn...but something just doesnt quite add up |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:42 pm) Reply
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I don't care what's less or more gay, dickgirls are fucking hot. |
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Yogurtman Odin Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 2248 (Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:42 pm) Reply
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Things that deserve an honorable fucking mention.
THE DICKGIRL SANDWICH FROM YURI & FRIENDS 97. Actually, it's a travesty that this was not included.
NEW ANGEL. New Angel episode 1 was the subject of an EPIC and legendary search at MPP, but it's actually by far the worst episode. #2 probably has the best sex, but #3 has the scene where Shizuka asks if the hero wants to play tennis with her and he says something like "Well, I'd love to, but..." and then the hideous pervert guy holds up a video camera. The "but....I have to go help this asshole take upskirt video of teenage girls." is left unsaid. That might be the hardest I ever laughed at an anime.
Urotsukidoji: Specifically, the first time the fucking demon god thing appears and fucks some nurse so hard she explodes. This is basically the monster fucking a girl until she explodes scene that inspired all subsequent monster fucking a girl until she explodes scenes.
That picture of a naked girl carved up as a sushi buffet that made Triple Life lose the will to live back in the DBZU days.
How about THE EVANGELION HENTAI MOVIE? That is some important shit.
No, wait. The part in Sailor and the Seven Ballz when a Gundam fucks Evangelion Unit 1. That is the fucking apex, right there.
Chameleon Technology IV was a very good inclusion, though. |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:44 pm) Reply
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That one mistranslated hentai dojin where it's the guy fucking his "mother" and his "sister" (in actually his girlfriend and his girlfriend's mother), and every single line of dialogue mentions incest in some way, is pretty amazing.
The butterflies episode of Cool Devices is one of the greatest pieces of hentai I've ever seen and I am pleased and surprised to see it on this list. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:45 pm) Reply
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You people are really fond of transgendered porn. |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:46 pm) Reply
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OH YEAH FUCK YOUR MOTHER BABY, FUCK YOUR MOM AND FILL HER UP WITH YOUR SON-CUM. I LOVE OUR INCEST FUCKING!!!!! |
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Yogurtman Odin Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 2248 (Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:48 pm) Reply
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Also, I only have ever seen the first three or four episodes of Bible Black, but the ending sounds pretty awesome. |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:51 pm) Reply
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Haha, son-cum. |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:53 pm) Reply
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I totally forgot about the existence of New Angel, although I don't remember anything about it.
Urotsukidoji was on the original but I both couldn't get a hold of it or pinpoint a specific moment from it from memory.
The same goes for the Evangelion movie. Sailor and the Seven Ballz I didn't even want to touch.
I sadly plead ignorance towards all Yuri & Friends. I know it's some great dickgirl doujin, but I don't know the series it's based on and never really found a good resource of it.
I was very worried about this list showing favoritism to dickgirls, and I also think it may show bias towards doujinshi as opposed to original hentai. |
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Rice Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3473 (Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:54 pm) Reply
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Sangroku! |
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Yogurtman Odin Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 2248 (Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:00 pm) Reply
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I have everything that I mentioned in my post. Except Sailor and the Seven Ballz obviously, because, fuck.
There is nothing wrong with showing favoritism towards doujinshi. I think most people would agree that it is ten times better/more popular than original hentai manga.
I would have put some hentai game stuff on there, but there's no real legendary hentai game, it would have just been my favorites. OH, wait, there's that one old ass series of hentai games with all the tentacle rape. I've sadly forgotten the name but Chris will know exactly what I mean. That should be on there because when the internet was first created that was basically the only hentai available. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:05 pm) Reply
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Yuri & Friends is an important piece of literature. |
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Username Swimmin' in a Magnum Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3106 (Sun Mar 11, 2007 11:12 pm) Reply
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Uyy!!! Pero es bien grande |
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Clotho Clotho's rational faculties are not estimated to be at optimal capacity for a sapient specimen Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 1850 (Sun Mar 11, 2007 11:55 pm) Reply
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What's happening in #2? |
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Derek Payne huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke* Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 4743 (Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:13 am) Reply
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I can't believe King of Pleasure didn't make the list. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:49 am) Reply
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Mike should make a list. |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:17 am) Reply
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Fuck, New Angel was awesome, but Utils kind of ruined it for me. |
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