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President Obama
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SuperPsaturn
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(Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:16 am)
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Post     President Obama
The inauguration of president obama. A writhing sea of people surrounding a stage and podium.
SuperPsaturn
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(Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:18 am)
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Post     newscaster
After an unsurprising election the new president of the United States approaches the podium.
SuperPsaturn
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(Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:19 am)
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Post     black guy in crowd
Sabout tahme yo!
SuperPsaturn
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(Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:20 am)
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Post     Obama
(steps up to the microphone and adjusts his tie. He smiles toothily to the nation.)
SuperPsaturn
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(Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:22 am)
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Post     white guy in audience
I never thought I'd see the day...but maybe this is what our country really needs. (he turns to a random black audience member and nods knowingly.)
SuperPsaturn
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(Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:22 am)
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Post     The crowd
(quiets down a bit as Obama raises his hands asking for silence.)
SuperPsaturn
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(Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:24 am)
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Post     Obama
(smiles a wide grin from ear to ear. He stands silently smiling for a few seconds as the crowd waits in anticipation.)
SuperPsaturn
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(Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:25 am)
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Post     Obama's jaw
(begins cracking and unhinging horrifically into an insane harlequinne grimace. His mouth opens looking like a T-Rex.)
SuperPsaturn
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(Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:27 am)
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Post     Obama
(lets out an impossibly high pitched inhuman squeal that resonates through the arena as white people grab their ears in pain)
SuperPsaturn
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(Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:29 am)
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Post     Black people in the audience
(Smile with mouths that have become horrifically enormous and eyes that are now red glowing pinholes.)
SuperPsaturn
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(Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:31 am)
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Post     whites in the audience
(step away from the black people in horror as they have begun to morph into 10 foot hulking monstrosities.)
SuperPsaturn
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(Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:34 am)
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Post     Obama
('s neck distends and warps into a segmented spined neck that wriths in the air over a body that sprouts tentacles with gnashing mouths at the ends of them.)
SuperPsaturn
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(Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:35 am)
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Post     Healthcare
(is no longer a problem because everyone is fucking dead.)
SuperPsaturn
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(Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:35 am)
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Post     The
End.
Roy
Joined: 28 Jan 2007
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(Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:24 pm)
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Post     Re: President Obama
And then the world fell into infinite darkness.
Fagzilla
Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
Joined: 25 Aug 2008
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(Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:21 pm)
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Post     Re: President Obama
There goes the neighborhood!
Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 7600
(Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:34 pm)
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Post     Re: President Obama
This was good.
Big Fagot
Alpha ape
Joined: 09 Jan 2007
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(Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:55 pm)
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Post     Re: President Obama
n0ice
8 bit orgy
There's no fucking way Obama will win FL and NV. There's like to democrats to speak of anywhere here. Even the younger adults are voting for McCain. Honestly, I never even met a democrat in Florida, period.
Joined: 27 Apr 2007
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(Sat Nov 01, 2008 4:01 pm)
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Post     Re: President Obama
If Obama loses it'll go down as the greatest pre-polling blunder of all time, which I think will happen.



I mean, you guys DO realize that most of these polls are taken in LA, NY, and Chicago, right? Do you think they actually spread these surveys evenly across the geographic US?


I mean, he doesn't even have a chance in FL and NV and yet every survey is like "FLORIDA IS A LOCK DOWN MAN!"
Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
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(Sat Nov 01, 2008 4:19 pm)
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Post     Re: President Obama
I guess I usually don't pay attention to your alien ramblings so I'm not numbed to this, but you're extremely wrong.
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