Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

bitter gigatron · (Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:18 pm)

I hope these assholes speak English.

bitter gigatron · (Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:20 pm)

This was going to be a play, and it still might be if I can come up with a hilarious ending. I tend to paint myself into corners when writing so, yeah.

cloacal kiss · (Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:59 pm)

Alien Invasion is YESTERDAY!

cloacal kiss · (Mon Oct 13, 2008 1:00 pm)

*pulls off scooby doo style rubber masks and advances menacingly on bitter gigatron*

cloacal kiss · (Mon Oct 13, 2008 1:01 pm)

*sees a muscular black guy in a ripped shirt fighting an alien*

*salivates uncontrollably and faints*

cloacal kiss · (Mon Oct 13, 2008 1:02 pm)

*credits are written in green space slime*

Derek Payne · (Mon Oct 13, 2008 1:04 pm)

I hope "Let the Bodies hit the Floor" is playing during that credit roll.

cloacal kiss · (Mon Oct 13, 2008 1:15 pm)

Yeah it's the entire soundtrack and it starts over as many times as it needs to to fill the running length.

cloacal kiss · (Mon Oct 13, 2008 1:16 pm)

It slows down during Mike's scene and the sound of a heartbeat is loudly superimposed.

Big Fagot · (Mon Oct 13, 2008 1:28 pm)

8 bit orgy · (Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:31 pm)

It's funny that people "out of the loop" seem to know more about fringe alien insanity than I do.

Fagzilla · (Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:44 pm)

This really had nothing to do with real alien stuff.

Somebody channels a bunch of nice, hippie, Nordic-looking aliens that were planning to show up for everyone to see? Uh, hmm. That was the first thing that stunk about this, for me. These aliens were like none other that I'd ever heard of.

Real aliens are horrific monsters that rape people and cut them up for reasons they won't discuss.

Jason · (Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:45 pm)

So when will actual aliens make contact?

Big Fagot · (Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:53 pm)

Aliens have an appearance that is conceivable to simple people, much as Native American (bam) peasants were probably struck, on meeting the Spanish, clothed as they were in metal and riding horses, by how oddly familiar it all seemed.

Big Fagot · (Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:55 pm)

What I'm saying is, if u got video proof of little grey humanoids that look like an LSD sketch, gimme dat shit I cun't get enuff.

Fagzilla · (Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:14 pm)

Aliens are grey guys with big eyes. They look extremely fucking similar to humans but short and their two eyes which are in the middle part of the front of their head (they have heads) are big and bug-like. They're naked and fragile and made of meat, and they have to walk around. They walk around on the ground with their fucking feet, where they can trip and step on shit. Aliens have meaty bodies, and if you stab them with a sharp rock you find on the ground, they will bleed and die because they never thought of that happening to them. Aliens are naked and look like people, but they have big eyes, and aliens can fly faster than light.

Jason · (Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:16 pm)

Potatoes · (Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:25 pm)

aliens got big grey diks?