Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Fagzilla · (Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:58 pm)

I've decided I have to fully renounce any affiliation I have with the October 14th UFO prediction.

I've been watching this blog all day, and there are just too many fags.

http://10-14-08.blogspot.com/

It's now getting to the point where I clearly want to see the true believers be wrong and humiliated more than I want to see the doubters be wrong and humiliated. The all-around gayness is overwhelming, but that of the believers is making for a stronger end of the mighty Kamehameha.

Similar things are happening on other forums with the economy doomsayers vs. the "THE ECONOMY WILL BE FINE" shitheads. Ugh, so gay. Everyone, so gay. Everyone fucking thinks that they know what's going to happen.

Back to the alienfags, they were all going to say this prayer to the aliens at 11:11 UTC, and presumably everybody there mistook 11:11 London time for 11:11 UTC (which is not the case, since London time is offset by an hour for daylight saving time). I was apparently the only person there who caught this. When I called them on it, someone was all "whatever, time is an illusion anyway."

I think that was the last straw.

But god, the doubters. They're SO SURE that nothing will happen.

I don't really know who I hate worse. The type of person who insists that all things are as they appear, or the type of person who insists that nothing is as it appears.

The believers are gay, but the doubters are smug. I hate both of those personality characteristics with about equal measure. I don't know what to do.

So I suppose this is my answer to Yogurtman's challenge, which I have been mulling over for many days now: I absolutely acknowledge that I am the most worthless human alive, but only so long as you consider me in a deadlocked tie with Ace Kendo. And Jason.

BigJoeMex · (Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:59 pm)

Are you going to commit seppuku?

Fagzilla · (Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:01 pm)

And, adminning this shit is worth $300???

As if!

Seru · (Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:02 pm)

It's certainly not worth a new thread.

Magic Juan · (Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:17 pm)

How ABSURD! That a bunch of UFO nuts can't get the basic schematics together in order to successfully predict and then experience an encounter with extraterrestrial beings!

Action Hank · (Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:19 pm)

Don't drag me down into your shit heap, Chris.

Fagzilla · (Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:26 pm)

Having said all that, the feeling in my gut of BIG THINGY EITHER LOOMING OR IN PROGRESS still hasn't gone away.

If nothing else, I'd say I accurately sensed the volatility/upheaval that did indeed come in 2008, which is volatility on a historic scale that is provable and measurable (at least in terms of the stock market, which has a volatility index, which smashed records last week and is continuing to do so).

Vague... but also not vague!

Jason · (Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:27 pm)

There is not one single quality in the Universe wherein you are not quantifiably worth less than me.

Jason · (Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:28 pm)

So that had better be a ban.

Username · (Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:53 pm)

What about mass?

Fagzilla · (Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:00 pm)

This UFO thing is honestly so much mother fucking fun.

I absolutely can't take my eyes off this, even though I should be taking care of some things I need to do!

WILL IT OR WON'T IT?????

It's going to be fucking awesome either way. If it does, wow, aliens, if it doesn't, wow, it's kinda historic in itself. It's going to be the Great Disappointment of the Internet Age.

Not that I expect any of YOU to know what the Great Disappointment is!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millerites

Fagzilla · (Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:02 pm)

More specifically I guess:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Disappointment

Haha!

Fagzilla · (Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:02 pm)

chris psaros is the great disappointment lol

Fagzilla · (Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:36 pm)

I guess my hope, the ideal thing, is that the aliens show up, but not until later. Like, at least 2 days.

That way EVERYONE will get a chance to be wrong and humiliated.

Potatoes · (Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:10 pm)

The aliens called me up last night and told me their ship broke down 4.6 sleevonks away from Nibiru, so they'll be here when they get here. Like, Decemberish.

Potatoes · (Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:10 pm)

Keep your shirt on Chris, it won't be long now.

Big Fagot · (Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:27 pm)

Aliens aren't going to show up under whatever circumstances are blah blah. It is more likely that the planet will disappear from beneath my feet.

Yogurtman · (Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:27 pm)

Chris, I'm very disappointed in your admission that money has value.

YES · (Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:55 pm)

You know, everyone on this board putting their minds together to runa counterfeiting operation is probably the best way to make money

because you know the simplest answer is the correct one

I guess some african currency is not only easiest to counterfeit but less likely to have the machines to detect it anyway

Jason · (Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:33 pm)