Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Mike Dunn · (Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:06 pm)

I'm offended that you would equate liking Fugazi to cutting your hair with a vacuum, Chris.

Mike Dunn · (Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:35 pm)

How does everyone else go about cutting their hair? I used to go to a barber, but recently I've been having this girl I'm friends with cut it for me. Really, if someone has a fair amount of experience cutting hair, they probably won't fuck up in any unfixable way, and even if they do it will usually look fine in a few days when it grows out. So basically, fuck paying for haircuts.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:51 pm)

I tried cutting my own hair about a month and a half ago and it was a disaster.

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Fri Mar 09, 2007 3:03 pm)

When it grows out "in a few days?"

Not ALL of us are Teen Wolf!

Jason · (Fri Mar 09, 2007 3:37 pm)

Or teens at all.

Jason · (Fri Mar 09, 2007 3:37 pm)

Grandpa.

MADali · (Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:54 pm)

I always go to the barber for a haircut, and trimming of my moustache and beard, and sometimes for a shave.

MADali · (Fri Mar 09, 2007 6:03 pm)

Cutting your own hair is just disgraceful.

Matthew Outland · (Fri Mar 09, 2007 6:40 pm)

trimming your mustache?

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:12 pm)

I realize that logical, practicality-backed customs and taboos isn't the strong suit of people of MIDDLE EASTERN DESCENT, but I'd like to hear any rationale you might have for thinking that cutting one's own hair is "disgraceful."

MADali · (Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:47 pm)

How poor do you have to be to cut your own hair? There is ZERO possibility of you being able to cut your own in the same standards as a professional barber, so to make yourself look physically less presentable, just because you dont want a few dollars, is shameful.

I guess, it would work if you have a shitty hairstyle anyway, but then, why do you have a shitty, cheap hairstyle.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:57 pm)

I only cut the edges around my ear and my neck because they annoyed me. I got a real haircut a couple weeks later.

Anyway, it was horrible and I'll never do it again. I accidentally cut my ear and I thought it would never stop bleeding.

Matthew Outland · (Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:06 pm)

I really wish psaros referred to trimming onens mustache instead of hair

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:07 pm)

MADali is dangerously underestimating the Flowbee.

Theldorrin · (Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:12 pm)

Machines are basically better than humans at anything that machines are designed to do.

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:15 pm)

Seriously, this thing cuts your hair with greater precision than a barber ever could, so long as it's used correctly.

Certainly better than that squinty-eyed, crack-handed cunt at the $10 barber shop who fucks my hair up EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Her role in my decision to buy this was significant.

Magic Juan · (Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:37 pm)

So do you not understand the concept of going somewhere else, you fucking retarded troll?

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Fri Mar 09, 2007 11:29 pm)

The $10 place is the cheapest in town by at least 50%.

And actually, it used to be $6.69 up until two months ago. It was WAY the cheapest.

But now that they've raised the price, forget it. Fucking forget it!

Seru · (Fri Mar 09, 2007 11:31 pm)

If I was going to make a product similar to the Fleshlight I would probably call it the Robocunt.

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:40 am)

Man, well, I guess it's about time!

About time to get that Flowbee rolling.

Right now I'm just kind of staring at it, trying to COMPREHEND IT'S POWERS.

Fuck, I'm scared!

I'M GOING TO FUCK THIS UP.

I have Flowbeephobia!