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Spamdini Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 1322 (Sat Aug 30, 2008 11:18 pm) Reply

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Download it and zoom in to see what's going on. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9256 (Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:07 am) Reply

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| That's impossible to read. |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:34 am) Reply

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| Fuck it, just expect the locations in the next chapter to be very vague and inaccurate. |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Sun Aug 31, 2008 12:35 am) Reply

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| Why not just make a thread asking locations? |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:13 am) Reply

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Now this play sucks. _________________
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:10 am) Reply

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| Man I've been really busy because school just started again. Rest assured this play will not go the way of your RPG. |
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YES Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past. Joined: 05 Sep 2007 Posts: 6090 (Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:16 am) Reply

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| Utils: MY SKIN IS THE COLOR OF SHIT |
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Clotho Clotho's rational faculties are not estimated to be at optimal capacity for a sapient specimen Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 1850 (Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:07 am) Reply

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| Wow, I used to check this daily for updates. What a bummer. |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:25 pm) Reply

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| YOU'RE A FUCKING LOAD OF SHIT |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:45 pm) Reply

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| Man, I have a lot planned for this. Expect Morgan, TL, Theldorrin, Clotho, Outland and Vanchau himself to show up in the next saga. I'll write it soon! |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Tue Sep 30, 2008 7:23 pm) Reply

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| The death of The death of Fagtown: A PLAY: A PLAY |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:27 pm) Reply

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PART TWO |
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| In an expansive all white room, covered with wires and filled with computer screens, sits a man. He is wearing nothing but a loincloth and a long crimson cape, and he is sitting in a lavish throne. His enormous gut hangs over the hemline of his loincloth, and he strokes it lightly as he sips brandy from a golden chalice. His head is enormous. There are wires sticking out of it which hook up to the dozens of computers and processors which he sits in front of, and blinking lights can be seen underneath the skin of his scalp. which pulsates like Lord Zedd's brain in the Power Rangers Movie. |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:27 pm) Reply

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The door to the room opens Star Trek style |
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| *VWOOSH* |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:31 pm) Reply

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Henchman |
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*walks into the room. He is wearing a grey jumpsuit with armored plates at the shoulders and a retarded looking helmet. There is an embroidered "yuku" on his chest.*
Your excellency, construction of the FTU super soldier is 85% complete, and all systems are nominal. |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:34 pm) Reply

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The man with the cape |
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85%? That is unacceptable. Don't you people understand that time is of the essence?
*throws his wine glass at the Henchman, sending shards of glass into his face* |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:35 pm) Reply

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Henchman |
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*is bleeding all over the place*
But....sir!...The developers are....working....as fast as they can...grrrckh... |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:38 pm) Reply

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The man in the cape |
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You fool! Do you not realize how important the completion of this unit is? If we do not stop the three administrators of Fagtown USA before the appearance of the prophet then they will wield an abundance of universal psionic force energy and all our work will be for naught! We must strike, and we must show our true power. And when we are through the entire world will fear the name of...
*charges up, sending shockwaves throughout the room that cause the equipment to send sparks flying and the Henchman's head to explode.*
...KING VANCHAU!! |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:39 pm) Reply

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On one of the computer screens |
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| *Chris Psaros is sitting in the back seat of a car picking his ass* |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:40 pm) Reply

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Vanchau |
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| Soon, my little pig. Soon you will know your true destiny. |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:40 pm) Reply

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MEANWHILE, IN KANSAS |
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| A dog is spraying liquid shit all over Morgan. |
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