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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Fri Aug 22, 2008 5:21 pm) Reply

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**420 420 420 420** |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Fri Aug 22, 2008 5:37 pm) Reply

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I need to figure out a way to profit off people's lack of scrutiny for !!!FREE!!! things.
"Free fuckin' toilet! Thank you Yahweh!" *somehow I get money* |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Fri Aug 22, 2008 5:51 pm) Reply

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Become a toilet repairman. |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Fri Aug 22, 2008 5:52 pm) Reply

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Advertise that your specialty is repairing toilets that the owner got for free.
Then leave free broken toilets everywhere. |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Fri Aug 22, 2008 5:52 pm) Reply

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Also, you already are a toilet repairman and toilet repairman is gay sex innuendo. |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:34 am) Reply

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I of course am firmly against procreation.
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:37 am) Reply

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All girls who claim to be anti-child are bullshitting and when the right time comes, they'd want to pop one out. |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:57 am) Reply

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That's so common that it's become a stereotype, but through intense and laborsome questioning over the course of many months, Lexy has convinced me that she's the real thing. |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:05 pm) Reply

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I'll tell you what's a cliche: "I am a woman and I don't want children" and also "all women secretly want children whether the urge has struck yet or not" and also "I wouldn't have believed it either, but muffin has turned my heart".
This monstrously asinine discussion is completely without merit or cause! |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:13 pm) Reply

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UNNGHGHGHH god dammit.
He's right. |
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YES Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past. Joined: 05 Sep 2007 Posts: 6090 (Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:34 pm) Reply
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Pete is so awesome as to be like a watered down Thomas Jefferson |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:49 pm) Reply

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These are all just design patterns for life so it's natural that they would be repeated often enough to be recognizable.
Even so, though. |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:53 pm) Reply

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;_; |
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YES Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past. Joined: 05 Sep 2007 Posts: 6090 (Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:00 pm) Reply
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Hey Psaros, Fuck you for not allying with me |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:22 pm) Reply

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Don't take it personally.
I don't ally with anyone! |
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YES Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past. Joined: 05 Sep 2007 Posts: 6090 (Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:51 pm) Reply
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Iknow you have a girlfriend and all
But being even more isolationist than I am really is fucking pathetic!
Basicaly what I am saying is I am a more advanced human than you are |
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Sporkism It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 5369 (Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:11 pm) Reply

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Ally to good........
Nightmare to You!!!!!! |
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YES Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past. Joined: 05 Sep 2007 Posts: 6090 (Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:23 pm) Reply
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Oh look Morgan |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:39 pm) Reply

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I hit two royal flushes playing Omaha last night. The second came 35 minutes after the first.
I wish I could explain how pants-shittingly improbable this is.
To put it into some perspective, I've played well over 40,000 hands of Omaha since the last time I got a royal, which was 5 years ago. Since then I haven't even folded a hand that would have become one (I have a hand history database that TRACKS such statistics).
Then 2, within an hour.
This has to have some sort of meaning. |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:42 pm) Reply

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I just remembered this.
This is scary.
"Never in the lifetime of the universe" indeed!
Holy fuck.
I somehow made this happen using some kind of quantum magic. |
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