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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Tue Jul 08, 2008 6:34 pm) Reply

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| Do you use a loofa? |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Tue Jul 08, 2008 6:40 pm) Reply

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| Fuck no, I grind a bar of soap against my skin. I don't want to lose my natural suit of armor! |
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Psarevo
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If you want to get clean, you use goddamn soap, and not faggot liquid soap either.
You get yourself a GOD DAMN bar of soap and you put it directly on your body. |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:23 pm) Reply
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| I use a bath net sponge and body wash. Welcome to the 21st century, gramps. |
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SuperPsaturn SuperPSaturn Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 2111 (Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:34 pm) Reply

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| Man, this movie sucked! There were so many things that blatantly made no sense and didn't make the movie any better by existing! |
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Nickass Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 992 (Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:06 pm) Reply

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| I probably use what Seru uses (we gay loverz) - you need that scrubbing power to scrape away the top layer of dead skin! |
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Nickass Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 992 (Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:10 pm) Reply

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| It's all part of my Gattaca-style daily ritual of posing as a heterosexual in order to tenuously maintain my DREAM JOB of sitting at a computer all day. |
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Nickass Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 992 (Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:11 pm) Reply

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| soilers |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:03 am) Reply

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| A lot of things need to be re-invented. Like, why are we still using soap in 2008? There needs to be some better high-tech shit to clean ourselves. |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:04 am) Reply

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| There should some kind of nuclear energy, that would just scan you, and go BZZZ, for a few seconds, and it would kill all the microbes |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:08 am) Reply

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| That seems pretty unnecessary. What's wrong with soap? If it ain't broke don't fix it. |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:13 am) Reply

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| That is a stupid phrase, because we constantly improve things. The abacus wasnt broke, but the computer sure is better. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9256 (Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:16 am) Reply

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| I'm sure someday someone will improve soap. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9256 (Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:16 am) Reply

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| You know, if anyone besides you gives a shit. |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:17 am) Reply

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| They should invent a soap that makes a black person actually look clean and remove that black smell that all blacks have. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9256 (Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:30 am) Reply

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| Sounds like something they'd have a market for in Iran. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:25 pm) Reply

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| We do use better soap. At least some of us do. |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:56 pm) Reply
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| I think anti-bacterial soap is pretty much to ceiling on this one, guys. |
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Mautty I bet my wife supports a bigger deadbeat jackass liar than yours. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3224 (Sat Jul 12, 2008 10:55 am) Reply

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Oh man we ahould have better soap! *bong rip* _________________
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Sat Jul 12, 2008 11:12 am) Reply

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| A soap that cleans off the smell of black people? This is the best invention ever conceived for Michael Channon Payne's asshole. |
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