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YES
Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past.
Joined: 05 Sep 2007
Posts: 6090
(Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:37 am)
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*** Mercury8826's IC window is open
Mercury8826: hello?
matthew523: hi i have a question
matthew523: why are white women so rude and fat?
Mercury8826: ???
Mercury8826: I don't know
matthew523: ok lets hvae sex
Mercury8826: what??
matthew523: i think ur older than 19
Mercury8826: what makes you think that?
matthew523: I am a naked man
Mercury8826: ....
matthew523: my shining naked body has control over me
Mercury8826: ummm.....
matthew523: my cock is beautiful and stout
matthew523: no...my hand, my hand is just losing control
Mercury8826: .....................
matthew523: AHHH fuck I just made a mess
matthew523: I cant believe you made me do this
Mercury8826: what did _I_ do?
matthew523: Now I have to fucking clean all this cum up and my door doesnt even have a lock
Mercury8826: ummm you're kind of creepy
matthew523: Well no shit if I just had sex with you
Mercury8826: ...... no......no you didn't
matthew523: Oh, you're gonna play one of those gams
matthew523: I will rise above my SEXUALITY FOR YOU and go and do things that benefit humanity
matthew523: I have won....you are no longer part of my life, but thanks for the lesson
Mercury8826: good for you
Mercury8826: please don't talk to me anymore |
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MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 6740
(Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:13 am)
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| Is it that bad to play slave to an elderly bearded tribal elder embedded in paganistic bondage-infused rituals of unspeakable inhuman incestual brutality? Try being more open-minded you less-than-priapic minded uneducated American trash! |
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Theldorrin
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 19724
(Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:13 am)
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| Psychopathetic or Untalent? |
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Big Fagot
Alpha ape
Joined: 09 Jan 2007
Posts: 10545
(Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:36 am)
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| Remember when some gay magazine mentioned MADali's site in text the size of a bug's cock? |
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Psarevo
(Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:59 am)
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| I don't know if MADali was imitating Gimp Mask there, but it was the best Gimp Mask impression anyone has ever done. |
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Theldorrin
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 19724
(Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:02 pm)
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| Probably because Gimp Mask edited his post. |
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:04 pm)
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Thank you Captain Obvious!  |
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:05 pm)
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| It's pretty fair to say I'm a far better poster than MADali and any little extra something I lend to his posts benefits all |
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:06 pm)
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| If MADali had mocked me in such a manner I would probably send him some romantic movies, to relive that one unforgettable night ... |
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:09 pm)
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It would also be the first to remotely resemble my unique rebellious flair and disdain for authority
Also the first that was dissimiliar to the posting equivalent of admitting you rent out your body to hobos for thrills |
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Mautty
I bet my wife supports a bigger deadbeat jackass liar than yours.
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 3224
(Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:12 pm)
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Yeah and the hobos pay in bottle caps, but you dont care because its not about the money.
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:13 pm)
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Well, I have always had an unhealthy fetish for male trash
MADali, buy me a plane ticket to the UAE |
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Psarevo
(Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:30 pm)
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| My website was also mentioned in a gay magazine. |
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Theldorrin
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 19724
(Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:33 pm)
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| You also wrote for a massage magazine. |
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:36 pm)
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| I had a review printed in a gay magazine! |
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:45 am)
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| Frank's DBZ hypothesis was mentioned in a gay magazine as well, and I was nearly mentioned in Gamefan ... Then it was shut down before the issue was released |
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Psarevo
(Sat Jun 14, 2008 1:19 am)
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| *idly plays with own long, drooping testicles* |
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Psarevo
(Sat Jun 14, 2008 1:20 am)
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| eheheheheh |
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Psarevo
(Sat Jun 14, 2008 1:20 am)
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| eh.......... ??? |
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Sat Jun 14, 2008 1:21 am)
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| I smashed my balls climbing a fence today |
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