Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Clotho · (Fri May 23, 2008 4:23 pm)

None of you are invited.

GimpMask · (Fri May 23, 2008 4:24 pm)

Yay!_!

GimpMask · (Fri May 23, 2008 4:24 pm)

Are you a picses?

Clotho · (Fri May 23, 2008 4:25 pm)

You can bring some cake, but you have to leave afterwards.

Clotho · (Fri May 23, 2008 4:25 pm)

I'm a Gemini.

GimpMask · (Fri May 23, 2008 4:26 pm)

Can I bring the purple monkey bananas and shoelace expressos?

Clotho · (Fri May 23, 2008 4:28 pm)

I should throw a party on Gunz~~

GimpMask · (Fri May 23, 2008 4:31 pm)

Nobody would show and you'd be left to ponder just where it all went wrong

Clotho · (Fri May 23, 2008 4:34 pm)

On a friday night, are you fucking kidding me? This is prime time, but only the better part of no one showing up is none of you are invited.

Clotho · (Fri May 23, 2008 4:37 pm)

I might invite all the Canadian users on this board simply because they could not possibly show up.

Clotho · (Fri May 23, 2008 4:38 pm)

*Go USA*

Magic Juan · (Fri May 23, 2008 6:01 pm)

*cannot comprehend the concept of crossing borders*

Jason · (Fri May 23, 2008 6:28 pm)

http://www1.pacific.edu/~h-cai/home/indx.html

GimpMask · (Fri May 23, 2008 6:39 pm)

Iz Jason's faggotry nigga!

Jason · (Fri May 23, 2008 6:56 pm)

Action Hank · (Fri May 23, 2008 7:29 pm)

What can I say about a film which is directed by the director of the most brutal and undescribable Hongkong horror of all time, The Untold Story, and starred by Anthony Wong, who also starred in The Untold Story. These two films are very different, and this, Ebola Syndrome is the funnier/trashier of these two. In other words, a kind of sicko gore film that will never be equalled in Western cinema.

Story tells us the journeys of Kai (Wong) who rapes, kills and f*cks people (and beefs!) and owns a restaurant, too! What a nice cook we got here! He lives in Africa and is hiding from police, who is on his tail for a multi murder he committed in Hong Kong. At one point, he becomes infected with the notorious and deadly Ebola virus and then the "fun" begins..and thus the title.

The whole film is as twisted as possible as we are shown acts of murder, masturbation, rape and cannibalism in safe Hongkong style! There is no point in trying to review this as some kind of a "serious" film because this is pure trash and b-level horror/gore film. The violence is brutal and scenes involving ebola virus are disgusting as our hero infects other people with the disease. At some points the film is so vile and over-the-top that I couldn't do nothing but laugh in amazement. It is also shocking in non-laughing manner but for most of the time, this cannot be taken seriously, although this kind of film is banned in about every country. It is too bad that all versions available (Euro DVD and HK VCD) are censored pretty badly and I've heard that the director has stated that the uncut version doesn't even exist anymore. It would be more than interesting to see the full director's vision of this film!

So this is great experience for trash and sicko cinema lovers, but others stay away! You'll feel nothing but sick if you try to watch this! I think that most of the people who like this (and make these!) are considered seriously ill, but that doesn't worry me, because those people who consider lovers of this kind of cinema sick, understand nothing about marginal and alternative cinema.

Potatoes · (Fri May 23, 2008 11:19 pm)

Happy bday clotho