Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

cloacal kiss · (Fri May 23, 2008 10:06 am)

Based on the episode I saw with her and my dad's account of the episodes I've missed, Larissa has gigantic balls on Daily Doubles but tiny, mathless balls in Final Jeopardy (When she's uncatchable, she doesn't wager the maximum amount she can without risking losing).

I have to miss it AGAIN tonight (somebody invited me to prom!), but I look forward to your commentary as long as you stop using it as an opportunity to troll (CHRIS

cloacal kiss · (Fri May 23, 2008 10:08 am)

Has Larissa given any sexy details in her personality bits?

Psarevo · (Fri May 23, 2008 12:11 pm) Reply

Depends on what you consider sexy!

cloacal kiss · (Fri May 23, 2008 12:14 pm)

Did she say if she does oral?

Psarevo · (Fri May 23, 2008 12:32 pm) Reply

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/rnr/689965905.html

Psarevo · (Fri May 23, 2008 12:35 pm) Reply

Watching her hunt for the Daily Double was so cute!

cloacal kiss · (Fri May 23, 2008 2:05 pm)

I bet she whispers so much during sex.

Psarevo · (Fri May 23, 2008 3:42 pm) Reply

http://www.jeopardy.com/howdies/s24_5466/5466_kelly.asx

Servbot · (Fri May 23, 2008 4:43 pm)

NO VIDEO

Psarevo · (Fri May 23, 2008 4:48 pm) Reply

Oh that's right, she did mention pegging her husband with specifically the end of a broomstick, and also that she likes to be felched.

GimpMask · (Fri May 23, 2008 5:03 pm)

Are you sure you're in college Adlp? Prom? Faggot

GimpMask · (Fri May 23, 2008 5:04 pm)

Just don't brag about going with some sort of colored this time

YES · (Fri May 23, 2008 5:27 pm)

with his formidable as his sarcastic wit, ALDP is certainly colored himself

Psarevo · (Sat May 24, 2008 5:22 pm) Reply

On Friday, Larissa set the new record as the highest earning female player in the history of Jeopardy!!

Psarevo · (Sat May 24, 2008 5:32 pm) Reply

From here on out, this is how it's going to go down. These are the stakes:

- 1 more win: Big Fagot nods to me in respect.
- 10 wins: Big Fagot says something like "maybe what Chris was saying isn't so far fetched after all" or (NON-SARCASTICALLY) "I guess Chris really DOES now how to pick 'em!"
- 20 wins: (at this point Larissa will have broken David Madden's second place streak record) Big Fagot gives me modship of all active forums except FTUW.
- 30 wins: Big Fagot immediately flies to California and comes to my house, at which point I will pull down my pants and he'll lightly tongue one of my balls.
- 40 wins: Big Fagot, now staying in my house, at all times acting generally awkward and defeated in my presence, licks both of my balls.
- 50 wins: Big Fagot puts my entire sack in his mouth at once and juggles my balls.
- 60 wins: Big Fagot sucks my cock almost to the point of orgasm, at which point I take it out and come on his face.
- 70 wins: Big Fagot sucks me off completely and I launch my jizz down his throat, at which point he will say, "mmmmm!"
- 75 wins (breaking the record): Big Fagot and I go out into the woods and I hand him a sword, with which he commits seppuku and says "I'm sorrryyy" while dying.

Something will have to happen if she DOES end up beating the one-day record, but I haven't decided yet what that will be.

Magic Juan · (Sat May 24, 2008 5:34 pm)

Sucking a dick? You fag.

Psarevo · (Sat May 24, 2008 5:43 pm) Reply

GimpMask · (Sat May 24, 2008 5:56 pm)

omg i wanna fuk him so bad

GimpMask · (Sat May 24, 2008 5:57 pm)

Dunno about dat quim tho

My Head Hurts 90 · (Sat May 24, 2008 5:58 pm)

She's pretty cute. Sort of like Pam from The Office.