Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

SuperPsaturn · (Sat May 17, 2008 9:23 am)

I know this probably doesn't warrant its own thread but nobody is posting in the youtube thread so what the hell.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0482606/board/flat/105134168

Yeah, I talk hard and I am hard in real life! I am the real deal. You just can't grasp the concept that there are people in the world that are huge and super strong. This failure on your part indicates your physical weakness. People try to force their weakness on others and you are a small weak person. Therefore, you are unable to picture a person who could kill all three of these people at the same time. The male in this film is under 6 feet tall and is less than 200 pounds. He is a weak guy with little muscle on his frame. I am sure this is scary to you, but to me this is a child. The guy is a stickboy and he looks like a 10th grader to me. The females are skinny and weak. All women are weak and these girls are weaker than most. They are model types which makes them as dangerous as a 10 pound dog. I am sure these girls could swing a 20 pound axe at me and kill me. LOL!

Big Fagot · (Sat May 17, 2008 9:55 am)

That is really awesome.

Big Fagot · (Sat May 17, 2008 9:56 am)

*Raoh smashes the computer monitor with a ki blast*

Rice · (Sat May 17, 2008 12:30 pm)

GameFAQs, IMDB, and YouTube are the unholy trinity of Internet messageboards.

MADali · (Sat May 17, 2008 1:36 pm)

I like how in IMDB every sequel or remake is an excuse to insult Americans.

SuperPsaturn · (Sun May 18, 2008 6:10 am)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0371746/board/flat/105214575

"You fail to mention the great supporting characters like Margot Kidder's Lois Lane. no one had a problem with her?"

First off, Ms. Kidder was not a supporting character. She was the female lead in Superman '78. That your problem right there. Anyway, did you ever go to the Superman Returns boards before the release? That's the #1 critism:

"Not pretty enough." That's what YOU guys say. And will say again. Here, I found my schtick from months ago on the subject. It's long and from another thread, so it out of context. If you care enough, check it out. I still stand by every word:

I was wondering if you dorks would ever figure that out about yourselves. I've already written a thousand posts on the subject of how your lack of sex/fear of rejection from attractive female hang-ups give you all a distate for all of those female actresses in those roles. I'm almost loathed to do it again, so I'll condense it down to the best example of what I'm talking about, Katie Holmes.

The Katie Holmes hate is the worst of it, but makes the most sense:

Why you should love her performance-

1- IT WAS GOOD. Have you seen Breakin' 2 or Porky's or Stallone's Cobra? THAT's bad acting and what Kate Holmes did in Batman Begins is not that.

2- Bruce more or less became the modern Batman through her character ("You're father would be ashamed."--"Bruce is the mask"...etc).

The dork reasons you don't love her performance-

1- Well, you don't like Katie Holmes (or at least what she has represented and how she is represented).

You've seen enough Dawson's creek to know that you didn't like the show (can't blame you there), but from what I know of her character, she's the chick in High School that was nice to dorks like you (therefore you fell in love with her) but never had a prayer of bangin' dat azz. Then she dates they guy that doesn't deserve her (because clearly, you do). THEN Katie Holmes actually did that IN HER REAL PERSONAL LIFE! How dare she? She left a bad taste in your mouth waaaay before 'Begins begun. By the way, how was valentine's day for you guys, lol?

2- She (1)never wore anything sexy, and (2)didn't make out/sleep with Bruce.

2 of 3 cardinal sins of "Hot chicks in Dork Cinema". What the hell were they thinking?! I'll tell you what they were thinking. They were hiding the fact that her boobs were small (sin #3), unlike anyone in the comic universe. Before you deny caring about that, consider that 70% of the complaints about these "dastardly" female leads from Bosworth to Holmes to Dunst to Paquin is that they are not PRETTY ENOUGH. I mean, some guy on this very thread mentioned K. Dunst's TEETH! Her teeth?! Shallow fvck. Well, Hollywood hears you when you say stuff like that...

...then you wonder why Jessica Alba ended up being Sue Storm, lol.

Say what you want, I know I'm right.

Mike Dunn · (Sun May 18, 2008 6:40 am)

Eh, that one's not so horrible.

Servbot · (Sun May 18, 2008 7:37 am)

That was actaully pretty good.

Theldorrin · (Sun May 18, 2008 10:08 am)

That's probably true.

8 bit orgy · (Sun May 18, 2008 4:13 pm)

No, it's pretty terrible. He completely misses the point as to how Hollywood actually makes shit.

GimpMask · (Mon May 19, 2008 6:27 am)

GameFAQs is the king of all message board horror

SuperPsaturn · (Mon May 19, 2008 9:16 am)

You should also post worst gamefaqs posts in this thread.

GimpMask · (Mon May 19, 2008 9:18 am)

I don't think anyone has the intestinal fortitude to slog through that monstrosity and come away with their faculties still intact

SuperPsaturn · (Mon May 19, 2008 9:19 am)

Well you only need to read one thread to find something horrible enough to be worth posting. Sometimes one post!

GimpMask · (Mon May 19, 2008 9:21 am)

BUT, peruse the anime forums for some fun!

If they still have them.

Review board used to be the hot spot of migraine-inducing conflict.

I bet the DC board is not active anymore. Man, suffering and shame, suffering and shame

I was a GameFAQs celebrity, to give anyone an indication that's never been there how bad it really was!

GimpMask · (Mon May 19, 2008 9:28 am)

I just tried and there was nothing of notable intensity. Plain old bad stuff, the mind says NO but the body says yes its so hard being a christian in todays sex first society

GimpMask · (Mon May 19, 2008 9:29 am)

i almost starved in poland cuz they had huge metal gates to keep foreigners from food markets

GimpMask · (Mon May 19, 2008 9:30 am)

Found an old account O_o SSJGohan

5 digit, props bro

SuperPsaturn · (Sat May 24, 2008 8:15 am)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486640/board/flat/106616273

Actually, to be fair, Indiana Jones...number...four: a title as meadering as the story LOL: 78% and DROPPING!
And did you read some of the reviews...ouch!

Postal 33% and CLIMBING! The far and away best of his films yet! Not yet released, though, to be fair I've seen it and it's poignant as hell! Sure to make many many millions of dollars on DVD, XBOX LIVE (the GTA crowd will LOVE this one). Sure to be a favorite on Comedy Central...

The point? Good original comedies have longer shelflives then tired, muddled sequels, regardless of the critics.

SuperPsaturn · (Sat May 24, 2008 8:26 am)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0949731/board/flat/106943502

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OMFG people! WHO CARES IF IT SOUNDS RIDICULOUS!!! Are you telling me that when you look at green plants, trees, etc that you don't think they look evil once in a while? Well, I do, especially the wind giving it an effect. Obviously, this movie is rated R because it needs mature people to not laugh at "funny" things because it's really not that funny. It's just immature and pure stupid. "Oh, wow! This idea sounds freakin' hilarious!" Please, get a life!