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YES Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past. Joined: 05 Sep 2007 Posts: 6090 (Sat May 03, 2008 1:18 am) Reply
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Hee hee I gay
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* Choose Total Spending.
* Choose spunking all your money on Jack Daniels.
* Choose binge drinking.
* Choose stuffing $1,000 down your pants and losing four days of your life.
* Choose paying $80 bar tabs you can't remember racking up.
* Choose sleep deprivation.
* Choose overstaying your visa.
* Choose being known by name by all the motodup drivers on #51.
* Choose paying all your tabs and then racking them up again.
* Choose being 'mustard' on the pool table.
* Choose running out of money wondering how the fuck you're gonna pay for your accommodation.
* Choose Nivea Intensive Body Milk.
* Choose cheap, lung battering tobacco.
* Choose saying NO to fake dreadlocks and backpackers.
* Choose spending so much time in the Walkabout that it feels like a normal bar.
* Choose eating $1 glazed buns for all your nutritional needs.
* Choose selling all your belongings.
* Choose going to China to dry out for a few days.
* Choose begging everyone for extra cash.
* Choose immediately returning to travel on receipt of said funds.
* Choose not learning and doing it all over again.
* Choose returning home destitute and homeless.
* Choose sleeping on buses.
* Choose squatting.
* Choose wondering where all the money went.
* Choose apologising to all your mates because you've returned home again with no money.
* Choose wondering how the fuck you're gonna return to asia sooner rather than later.
* Choose the realisation the you're now unemployable in your home country.
* Choose the realisation that even if you were employable, you're gonna eventually get arrested.
* Choose eating humble pie.
* Choose a one-way ticket to Korea or somewhere new.
* Choose depression.
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sat May 03, 2008 2:17 am) Reply
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Hee hee I gay |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Sat May 03, 2008 10:09 am) Reply
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I'll pick the Nivea Intensive Body Milk. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Sat May 03, 2008 10:09 am) Reply
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Oh, I hope that's not code for semen. Damn. |
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cloacal kiss Bearded and bald baby is the worst of all worlds Joined: 12 Mar 2008 Posts: 2039 (Sat May 03, 2008 11:43 am) Reply
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It's too late, Theldorrin. You've made your choice. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Sat May 03, 2008 12:33 pm) Reply
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*dick creeps up behind theldorrin and starts rubbing against his cheek* |
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L Ron Butterfly I take pop music pretty seriously. Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 3537 (Mon May 05, 2008 9:08 pm) Reply
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If Mathew Outland posts were always like this, he would be so fucking cool. |
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