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cloacal kiss
Bearded and bald baby is the worst of all worlds
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(Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:14 pm)
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JOHN
I just said that his name sounds like kidney stone of the ass and that that's why he is always gruffy and angry. His shit is so thick and so oddly shaped that he can't go and all his shit are piled up in his intestines all the way up to his chest. He probably rips his sphincter to relieve a single gram of turd after two hours of pushing, sweating, teeth clenching, screeming in frustration, and holding breath for a half gram of green mold shit. |
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Magic Juan
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(Wed Apr 16, 2008 2:38 pm)
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| Up your ass!!!! |
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Action Hank
Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:59 pm)
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My Head Hurts 90
Joined: 19 Jan 2007
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(Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:14 pm)
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| Amber Jennings is definitely the best of that bunch. |
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Rice
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:17 pm)
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| Almost all of them were at least decent looking. |
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Ryoko's Biatch
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
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(Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:03 pm)
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| I was a little disappointed because I expected super models, but, yes, they are fairly attractive ladies. |
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cloacal kiss
Bearded and bald baby is the worst of all worlds
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(Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:28 pm)
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How the fuck could anyone pick Amber Jennings? Her picture is grainy, her posture is unnatural, and she looks like she's blinking. I can believe she'd be hot, but there are several pictures where the women are actually hot right there in the picture.
Sandra Geisel's mugshot looks like Dr. Cameron from House! |
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cloacal kiss
Bearded and bald baby is the worst of all worlds
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(Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:30 pm)
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| Quote: | Amy McElhenney
Age at time of offense: 25
Location: Austin, TX
Occupation: High School Spanish Teacher
Lover: 18-year-old student
Crime: Charged with having an improper relationship with a student, a second-degree felony.
Sentence: A conviction on a second-degree felony could result in up to 20 years in prison
Notes: Competed in the 2002 Miss Texas pageant after she was crowned Miss Bexar County. |
Chris: DUHHH FUCKIN SERVES HER RIGHT, THERE'S SUCH A DOUBLE STANDARD WHEN WOMEN HAVE SEX WITH TEENAGE BOYS VERSUS MEN HAVING SEX WITH TEENAGE GIRLS!!! |
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cloacal kiss
Bearded and bald baby is the worst of all worlds
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(Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:32 pm)
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| I like the first one because it's the only one where they explicitly say the girl is into oral. Also because her name looks like a "porn star name generator" that broke. |
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johnbuisthegreat
www.soldierofcock.com
Joined: 07 Feb 2007
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(Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:18 am)
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Servbot
Overrated faggot
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:34 am)
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| Are we posting things that were (ir)relevant a year ago in this thread? |
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
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(Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:35 am)
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| I've *1-upped* that a while ago. It was kind of big news! |
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cloacal kiss
Bearded and bald baby is the worst of all worlds
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(Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:41 am)
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Are you talking about the kid who threw the party or the sex offenders? Because the middle entry of the sex offenders is from January 2008, so I'm not sure how you could have been tipped off a year ago.
And if you're talking about John Buis's post, well, that's never a good idea! |
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Rice
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(Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:21 am)
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| That link is so fucking good. THAT GUY IS AWESOME. |
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Rice
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(Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:25 am)
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| At first I thought that was some Onionesque headline but that kid is actually Butt-Head fused with Van Wilder or some shit! |
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Servbot
Overrated faggot
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(Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:36 am)
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| Jon's story is very old. |
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cloacal kiss
Bearded and bald baby is the worst of all worlds
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(Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:04 am)
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| Eat shit. |
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johnbuisthegreat
www.soldierofcock.com
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(Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:13 am)
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Magic Juan
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(Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:54 pm)
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| The Australian kid who threw the party is so good. That's what I meant. |
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L Ron Butterfly
I take pop music pretty seriously.
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(Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:42 pm)
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| Cameo Patch! |
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