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8 bit orgy
There's no fucking way Obama will win FL and NV. There's like to democrats to speak of anywhere here. Even the younger adults are voting for McCain. Honestly, I never even met a democrat in Florida, period.
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(Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:28 am)
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Yesterday around 11pm in quaint Inverness, FL.
Me and Liz heard this massive sound of air pressure or static or something roaring along with the sound of irregular booms. It was very loud and extremely bizarre. It lasted about 5 minutes.
Now I lived in big cities before and we're only a mile from the race track but I NEVER heard shit like this before. It was way louder than even the nearby race track and they force you to wear ear plugs there!
Somebody please thinkof something, EARTHLY, that would make a sound like this. I mean, I can handle alien shit, but not Liz.
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Potatoes
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(Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:46 am)
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| crack/cocaine |
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Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
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(Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:46 am)
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| Liz and I. |
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Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
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(Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:46 am)
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| Motherfuckers! |
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Big Fagot
Alpha ape
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(Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:02 am)
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| Shut the fuck up, Frank. Go live in a cave in Russia because extraterrestrial aliens are zooing you up. |
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Big Fagot
Alpha ape
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(Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:04 am)
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| WHAT THE FUCK FTU, HOW CAN MY TOASTER SOMETIMES BURN MY TOAST AND SOMETIMES NOT EVEN THOUGH IT ALWAYS TOASTS THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIME? PLEASE SOMEONE FOR LIZ'S SAKE THINK OF AN EXPLANATION THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE WHAT I SPEND 99 HOURS A DAY THINKING ABOUT (RHETORICAL, YOU CAN'T). |
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Big Fagot
Alpha ape
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(Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:06 am)
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| Just kidding. It was the ghost of the second gunman. |
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Action Hank
Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
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(Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:07 am)
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Big Fagot
Alpha ape
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(Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:11 am)
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I heard this silky sad uncertain rustling once, and I was like, what the fuck, did someone just run a buffer overflow on my house?
Epilogue: That was the explanation, because there's nothing else it could be. |
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Servbot
Overrated faggot
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(Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:33 am)
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| Frank, you experienced what some call a "plane flying over you". |
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Sporkism
It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY
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(Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:26 am)
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| Well, I give up. It was clearly an alien vessel. |
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YES
Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past.
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(Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:23 pm)
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| Was it piloted by aliens |
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Magic Juan
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(Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:28 pm)
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| *UFO flies around with trance music blaring* |
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Ryoko's Biatch
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(Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:45 pm)
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| UFOs tend to center around Florida since no one believes or cares what Floridians have to say. |
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Psarevo
(Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:06 pm)
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| Big Fagot fucking lost it in this thread, and it was awesome. |
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Clotho
Clotho's rational faculties are not estimated to be at optimal capacity for a sapient specimen
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(Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:40 pm)
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| I wonder if people that believe in aliens are more prone to believing that normal everyday sounds are actually an extraterrestrial noise? |
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YES
Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past.
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(Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:08 pm)
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| Absolutely not |
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Username
Swimmin' in a Magnum
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(Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:27 pm)
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| silken sad uncertain rustling. |
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MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
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(Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:31 pm)
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| Frank has become what Chris could only dream of being to FTU |
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Psarevo
(Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:07 pm)
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Well, I had all this and much more once.
But it's true that my time has passed. |
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