Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

YES · (Mon Mar 24, 2008 5:53 am)

Psaros, you should just import some wife from a third world country and have her do work for you and shit

Heck, maybe even your gf would find this interesting

Let My Love Open The Door · (Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:49 am)

Hey Chris, considering you're the genius who posted, fuck, who WROTE this in the first place, maybe you're not in a position to say it "isn't that bad."
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Let My Love Open The Door · (Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:53 am)

Oh my god, check out this site, I think I better cut up my credit cards, WOW.
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Psarevo · (Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:20 pm) Reply

Yeah, yeah, I get it.

If I had put this in a different context, it could have worked.

Psarevo · (Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:26 pm) Reply

Let My Love Open The Door · (Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:45 pm)

Chris, I thought of some more. Could you add them to your list?

-If You're a Guy, You Probably Have a Small Dick. If You're a Girl, You Probably Have Small Tits, or Else Your Nipples Are All Fucked Up
-You're Gonna Die!
-Your Parents Had Sex and Are Gonna Die
-In the Future When You Look at Pictures of Yourself from Today, There's a Possibility Your Clothes Will Seem Weird. In Fact It'll Definitely Happen!!!
-I'm Not a Pessimist, I'm a Realist
-When You Die Bugs Eat You
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Let My Love Open The Door · (Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:48 pm)

-When You Eat Vegetables You're Eating Bug Poop and There's Nothing You Can Do to Stop This
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Magic Juan · (Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:58 pm)

Oh my god Chris, someone already fucking did this..

Psarevo · (Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:04 pm) Reply

Meh, I'm gay.

Mautty · (Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:07 pm)

I dont know if posting that music video is some new Internet fad but its dumb and you guys should stop. Also I cant get that fucking song out of my head and I may hurt someone.
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Psarevo · (Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:10 pm) Reply

Somday I'll post something that I won't regret in the harsh light of the next day.

As for "exploding," I don't bother with that anymore because I just take it for granted nowadays that I'm going to do something horrible and embarrassing like this every now and then.

Theldorrin · (Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:17 pm)

I don't know why you consider this at all embarrassing. This is just the stuff that you normally post, except instead in a new thread with bullet points and bad capitalization.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:19 pm)

If only somebody had written a list of statements so HARSH, so CYNICAL, so HONEST... that you could have predicted this outcome.
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Let My Love Open The Door · (Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:20 pm)

You were a victim of your own innocence and good nature!
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Servbot · (Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:28 pm)

• Life is a nightmare

Psarevo · (Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:30 pm) Reply

In my defense, I feel it's important to note that this was an eruption of frustration, not really an attempt at humor, although I guess it comes off as an attempt at humor, which is really the whole problem.

Servbot · (Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:32 pm)

Wait, what?

Let My Love Open The Door · (Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:39 pm)

Please tell me this is something you cobbled together over an extended period and you did not actually produce these two sets of ideas in one sitting:

-Your Comfort Almost Always Comes at the Expense of Others.
-There Are Probably Many People Who Consider Your Mere Presence Toxic.
-Everything is Set Up Against You.
-More People Dislike You Than You Realize.

-You Are Nowhere Near As Important As You Think You Are.
-You Don't Matter to Anyone Who Doesn't Know You, And Only Barely to Most of Those Who Do.
-You Cannot Begin to Comprehend Your Insignificance.
-You Are Almost Definitely a Self-Important Cocksucker.
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Let My Love Open The Door · (Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:40 pm)

-You Have No Impact on the World Whatsoever and Your Existence Causes Terrible Suffering to Every Other Living Thing.
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Servbot · (Mon Mar 24, 2008 3:05 pm)

- Your Father Was Upset When He Found Out Your Mother Was Pregnant With You.
- You're Only Here Because Your Mother Could Not Afford An Abortion.