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8 bit orgy
There's no fucking way Obama will win FL and NV. There's like to democrats to speak of anywhere here. Even the younger adults are voting for McCain. Honestly, I never even met a democrat in Florida, period.
Joined: 27 Apr 2007
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(Thu Mar 06, 2008 1:06 am)
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Holy fuck this game got good. The 1.2 patch fixed the horrendous load times and crashes. The combat system is pretty cool once you figure out that right-click has a use! Also, sleeping with NPC females and getting their "trading" card is so amazing that even Liz thought it was mildly entertaining. I gave this whore some flowers I got off a corpse and she took me to her barn. THis other bitch transformed into a fucking demon and shit (but not before I got her trading card!).


http://guides.gamepressure.com/thewitcher/guide.asp?ID=3646




However, the gear system is lacking. The only real equip gear slots are two weapon and one fucking chest slot. However, alchemy is ridiculous and is based on EMPIRACLE EXPERIMENTATION. Download the money trainer. There are WAY too many items and not enough inventory room. It's not that you can't make the money, it's just that it's mostly worthless and a huge pain the fucking ass selling items for 1 unit at the end of the game.


It's kind of generic and gay at the start, but so was Fallout. Eventually I realized that this was way better than Neverwinter Nights or Elder Scrolls.

A worthy download!
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8 bit orgy
There's no fucking way Obama will win FL and NV. There's like to democrats to speak of anywhere here. Even the younger adults are voting for McCain. Honestly, I never even met a democrat in Florida, period.
Joined: 27 Apr 2007
Posts: 2888
(Thu Mar 06, 2008 1:13 am)
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Oh and having like 5 talent points associated with getting drunk was a dead give away that this game was made somewhere in eastern Europe. As I was reading through the game guides I kept getting confused with Polish and "polishing your sword for extra damage".


I had no idea! I swear!
SuperPsaturn
SuperPSaturn
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 2111
(Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:47 am)
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this game looked pretty cool. Hopefully it comes out for the 360 or something because I doubt it'll ever work with a mac.
Clotho
Clotho's rational faculties are not estimated to be at optimal capacity for a sapient specimen
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 1850
(Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:49 am)
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That's awesome, I've been thinking about buying this after I've beaten Psychonauts.
Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 8709
(Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:42 pm)
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Have you guys heard of the 3D0 or Sony CD? Far out!!!
Potatoes
Joined: 06 Jan 2007
Posts: 3037
(Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:50 am)
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I downloaded 3 different warez releases of this game and could never get it to work
FancyMichael
A lonely fellow who couldn't bag a CHICKEN!
Joined: 08 May 2007
Posts: 3694
(Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:05 am)
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Your computer has so many viruses on it right now!!!!!!
MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 6740
(Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:21 am)
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The game is slow, has big loading times, and like every other game today, keeps stopping every 2 mins of game play to advance the story.
Let My Love Open The Door
I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 6666
(Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:13 am)
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MADali isn't aroused by female tits.
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Theldorrin
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 19724
(Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:24 am)
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MADali is so annoying, because he complains about the same things that he looks for in a game. Ie. slow big budget garbage.
8 bit orgy
There's no fucking way Obama will win FL and NV. There's like to democrats to speak of anywhere here. Even the younger adults are voting for McCain. Honestly, I never even met a democrat in Florida, period.
Joined: 27 Apr 2007
Posts: 2888
(Tue Mar 25, 2008 4:31 am)
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The load times were unbearable before the patches. But on my standard Vista system, the load times were very fast.

I can't believe how many awards this game won.
MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 6740
(Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:43 pm)
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Yeah, because gaming awards mean something!!!
MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 6740
(Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:43 pm)
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the game is generic shit
MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 6740
(Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:45 pm)
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there is lots of new entries in Thomas' adom website!! shit, I thought the guy had fully given up
cloacal kiss
Bearded and bald baby is the worst of all worlds
Joined: 12 Mar 2008
Posts: 2039
(Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:40 pm)
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I guess I'll use this name until post counts are made static, or until this account reaches 6666.

I'm finally reading American Gods after seeing it recommended in Thomas's little Amazon Recommendations thing years ago. I'm enjoying it a lot, I wonder if I should also follow his advice about this XBox Console...
Potatoes
Joined: 06 Jan 2007
Posts: 3037
(Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:20 am)
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Pete Townsend looks like he has thalidomide baby flipper hands
Psarevo


(Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:24 pm)
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That's what you have.
Psarevo


(Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:41 pm)
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That's how you know what they would look like, because you have them.
Big Fagot
Alpha ape
Joined: 09 Jan 2007
Posts: 10545
(Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:05 pm)
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YES
Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past.
Joined: 05 Sep 2007
Posts: 6090
(Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:50 pm)
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SO anyway, I have decided that Ninja have more honor than samurai, as like the ancient Spartan warriors, the Samurai were pederasts.

The decline of this practice strangely enough made the samurai less manly. I guess fucking a boy in the ass will make him perpetually concerned with his honor for the rest of his life. Furthermore Piccolo/Gohan is clearly a reference to this practice
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