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Vinny
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(Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:22 pm)
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I probably already have a topic with this exact title.
No More Heroes is a badass fucking game. Some of the parts, like the FREE ROAMING WORLD, are really kind of shitty but everything is so cool and stylized and badass none of that matters.
It's extremely hard to try and SELL this game without spoilers since all the best shit is in the BOSS BATTLES and I don't want to ruin it, but there's retarded geysers of blood and coins while people scream "MY SPLEEEEEEN!" He can even go Evil Super Saiyan and everything goes black and white and a demon cackles as you stalk your enemies down as THEY CRAWL AWAY in FEAR and disembowel, decapitate, cut in half with a press of a button.
Destroyman is my favorite boss so far and he has machine guns in his nipples.
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Ryoko's Biatch
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
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(Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:34 pm)
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| I didn't even know it was out yet. |
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Vinny
[00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass?
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
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(Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:39 am)
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Apparently Travis Touchdown fucks his pillow.
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Ryoko's Biatch
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(Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:46 am)
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| Huh. |
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FancyMichael
A lonely fellow who couldn't bag a CHICKEN!
Joined: 08 May 2007
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(Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:14 am)
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| Travis Touchdown is just like me! |
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Servbot
Overrated faggot
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 9020
(Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:12 am)
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| This is by the guys who did Killer 7? I may have to pick this up! |
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Let My Love Open The Door
I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
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(Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:02 am)
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| What's wrong with the free roaming world? |
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Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
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(Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:35 am)
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It's apparently boring and just a hub for for missions.
I resubscribed to Gamefly so that I could rent this game, but they had the release date one day too late, so now I'm stuck with stupid Metroid Prime 3: Corruption. |
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Servbot
Overrated faggot
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:18 am)
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| Are you satisfied with gamefly? I want to sign up but it seems kind of expensive for what one game a month. |
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Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
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(Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:17 am)
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| It's one game at a time, not one game a month. That plan is sixteen dollars, and a single game rental from Blockbuster is eight, so if you play more than two games a month it's a deal. You get two games at a time for twenty-three dollars a month. |
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My Head Hurts 90
Joined: 19 Jan 2007
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(Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:38 am)
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I think it's worth it just for the selection.
I mean, they basically have everything. |
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Vinny
[00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass?
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
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(Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:29 pm)
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The Bad Girl fight was so ridiculously awesome/hot.
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Stupid Fucking Faggot
Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ
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(Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:22 pm)
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| $23. |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot
Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ
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(Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:22 pm)
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GOD YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.
Your faggot shit is so infuriating to my eyes! |
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Ryoko's Biatch
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
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(Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:03 pm)
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| hay chris u gay |
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Potatoes
Joined: 06 Jan 2007
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(Sat Jan 26, 2008 1:26 am)
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| tru tru |
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8 bit orgy
There's no fucking way Obama will win FL and NV. There's like to democrats to speak of anywhere here. Even the younger adults are voting for McCain. Honestly, I never even met a democrat in Florida, period.
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(Sat Jan 26, 2008 1:33 am)
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| 3D beat'em ups are extremely homosexual. |
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Vinny
[00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass?
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(Sat Jan 26, 2008 1:33 am)
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Manly and great, you mean?
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8 bit orgy
There's no fucking way Obama will win FL and NV. There's like to democrats to speak of anywhere here. Even the younger adults are voting for McCain. Honestly, I never even met a democrat in Florida, period.
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(Sat Jan 26, 2008 1:41 am)
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| None of them are Final Fight. |
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Vinny
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(Sat Jan 26, 2008 1:44 am)
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Well, that's 2D, so it's not even in the same running.
No More Heroes is competing against Godhand and that's it. It's competing against no other game and that's how it goddamned should be.
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