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Real Lives

 
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Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 7600
(Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:51 am)
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Download the demo (fake information is valid) and let's all have fun playing.

You get three lives only in the trial, but then you can uninstall and reinstall (don't delete the lives.exe) and have another three forever.

Today I was born a girl in Nigeria. My name is Ashabi. Ashabi Abacha.
Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 7600
(Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:52 am)
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I have malaria!
MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 6740
(Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:12 am)
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What is the game about?
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Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 7600
(Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:22 am)
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It's a life simulation, the kind that only works on theoretical level. You are born to some random family and have to deal with the various issues of that area.
Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 7600
(Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:24 am)
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It being random means you will get shit like:

0 years old
I was born a boy in a village in Namibia's Oshikoto Region, not far from the town of Tsumeb.

My parents have named me Sondisa. My surname is Tutu. My mother, Nonzenzele, is 20 and my father, Gamba, is 25. I have no brothers or sisters.

1 year old
Brother Ntsikelelo born.

2 years old
Brother Gaika born.

3 years old
4 years old
5 years old
Died at age 5 from measles.
Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 7600
(Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:37 am)
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27 years old
Benazir and I are now engaged.

Benazir Karim Ibadulla and I got married this year.

Moved to the United States.

Moved to Yonkers.

Began work as a truck driver.

Wife pregnant.

My mother has diabetes.

My sister Zarina has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

My brother Fareed has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

My sister Zeenat has taken a dangerous fall and suffered a broken femur. The injury has resulted in permanent limp.

Brenda born to Zeenat Sarfraz Nawaz

Daughter Kathleen born.

28 years old
My sister Zarina has been cured of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

My brother Fareed has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

My brother Fareed's wife Ahlam has diabetes.

Ralph born to Ahlam Raza Hussain

Melissa born to Zeenat Sarfraz Nawaz

29 years old
Denied a raise.

Began work as a truck driver.

My brother Fareed has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

Crystal born to Zeenat Sarfraz Nawaz

My daughter Kathleen has had measles.

30 years old
I am suffering from clinical depression.

Decided not to give money to charity.

Decided to use my job illegally to make money.

Made an extra 8,403 dollars illegally.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.
Servbot
Overrated faggot
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 9020
(Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:39 am)
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Life is a nightmare.
Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 7600
(Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:48 am)
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70 years old
My wife threw something at me.

Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

71 years old
Too old to continue working as a printer.

Began work as a temporary odd jobs.

72 years old
73 years old
Quit my job.

74 years old
75 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

76 years old
My daughter Kathleen's husband Jason has arthritis of the knee.

77 years old
78 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

79 years old
I died from an infection.
Richard Cristopolis
~~~SNAKE...NOW IT"S MY TURN TO PROTECT YOU~~~
Joined: 03 Feb 2007
Posts: 1859
(Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:47 pm)
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I've developed coiter at age three due to lack of iron.
Ryoko's Biatch
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 9255
(Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:16 pm)
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Fareed has pretty bad luck.
Let My Love Open The Door
I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 6666
(Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:01 pm)
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My guy from India was sterile so I couldn't go around getting ladies pregnant and leaving them! The best I did was illegally emigrate to Mexico, marry a woman, adopt a child, and abandon them. For some reason it kept sending me updates about little Matthew Badesha, so I guess the split was friendlier than I meant it to be.

Dinesh Badesha died of a heart attack in Cincinnati, Ohio.
Let My Love Open The Door
I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 6666
(Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:02 pm)
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I might buy the real game so I can make myself a superhero!
Derek Payne
huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke*
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 4743
(Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:11 pm)
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I can't play this game because I have a mac.
Let My Love Open The Door
I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 6666
(Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:17 pm)
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Is the Pirate Bay reputable? They seem to have a cracked version of the game.
MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 6740
(Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:19 pm)
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check the comments, if something is wrong, someone will mention it
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Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 7600
(Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:53 pm)
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The Pirate Bay is very popular, but yeah, do what MADali said and then link it.
Let My Love Open The Door
I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 6666
(Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:13 pm)
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http://thepiratebay.org/tor/3746813/Real_Lives_2007_Simulation

If somebody downloads this and it works can they send it to me on AIM? Bittorrent doesn't seem to work at my school right now.
Servbot
Overrated faggot
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 9020
(Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:12 pm)
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You can count on me Matt!
FancyMichael
A lonely fellow who couldn't bag a CHICKEN!
Joined: 08 May 2007
Posts: 3694
(Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:15 pm)
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You know Matt is going to betray you, right?

He just wants you to suck his dick a few times. Then he'll throw you to the curb.
Let My Love Open The Door
I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 6666
(Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:51 pm)
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Mike is so bitter about the time he sucked my dick a few times then I threw him to the curb.
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