Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

L Ron Butterfly · (Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:03 pm)

She said they dated for a few years, starting in 2003. Every time he'd go to New Orleans for a wrestling event, he'd call her, and they'd go out.

Her story checks out in that she said he had stopped wrestling at that point, and was only "announcing and doing movies and stuff." Also, this was only a year after his divorce with Debra, of whom he beat the shit out.

However, some parts of the story don't check out as well. She said his eyes were two different colors because of a chair shot to the head that caused him to go partially blind in one eye. She says he stopped wrestling because of this. However, Wikipedia says he stopped wrestling because of neck and knee injuries. However, she might get minor details like these confused because they didn't talk about his career much. In fact, when she met him, she didn't know who he was. It wasn't until THE MORNING AFTER that somebody (Vince????) called him, and she heard him talk about getting on a plane, and asked him what that was all about, and he explained that he was a big time super celebrity.

Anyway, the two different colored eyes thing is the clencher here. If anybody can find me any proof that Stone Cold Steve Austin now has two different colored eyes, then I can live with the comfort and soundness of mind that I work with somebody who had sex with a living god.

Magic Juan · (Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:05 pm)

Did he shotgun a beer and stunner her before having sex with her limp body?

L Ron Butterfly · (Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:09 pm)

That's none of your fucking business!

Magic Juan · (Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:16 pm)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rVwP8qGw56w&feature=related

Big Fagot · (Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:24 pm)

Sex with Steve Austin must be a dark, macabre business that cannot be forgotten.

L Ron Butterfly · (Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:27 pm)

Juan, is that video going to show me Stone Cold with two different colored eyes if I watch the rest of it?

Big Fagot · (Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:28 pm)

She's all, "lick my pussy", and he's all, "EH EH!"

L Ron Butterfly · (Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:30 pm)

It's so fucking bizarre because I've been reading about his life and looking up pictures of him to try to prove or disprove the eye thing, and the more I read, and the more I see, the more I believe it. I mean, he left the WWE on kind of bad terms. They wanted him to job to nobodies, and he refused. And then he wanted to do movies using the STONE COLD monicker, but they wouldn't let him, even though they let the Rock do that. And you see recent pictures of him, and he just seems like this aging redneck. I can totally see him meeting some waitress from some shitty diner at a bar that sells $1 mixed drinks (I'm serious. That's where she said they met), fucking her the night they met, and then starting a relationship with her because it's the best he can do.

AND THIS GUY USED TO BE A GOLDEN FUCKING GOD.

Should my disillusionment with the idea of celebrity lead to my taking up computer science again, following my now stale dream anyway, or immediate suicide?

L Ron Butterfly · (Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:32 pm)

AUSTIN 316 SAYS I JUST LICKED YOUR ASS

Supah Ted · (Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:47 pm)

Ryoko's Biatch · (Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:18 pm)

You should have a son first before you kill yourself to pass on the trauma and depression to the next generation.

johnbuisthegreat · (Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:09 pm)

thats not how it worked with my grandfather

johnbuisthegreat · (Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:09 pm)

his death was comic gold ask P e t e r

Rice · (Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:23 pm)

Is the waitress hot?

Let My Love Open The Door · (Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:25 pm)

I'm not gonna say I'm 100% positive that eye color can't change from chair shots to the head, but it IS something I would research as long as I was interested in this girl's story (I'm not).

Also, I find it very hard to believe somebody could have sex with Stone Cold and figure he was just a normal guy. He was SUPPOSED to be a normal guy in The Condemned, and it was ridiculous. He's a huge man who obviously makes/made his livelihood destroying people with his body.

Derek Payne · (Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:58 pm)

He could've been a bouncer. Bouncers are pretty normal.

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Mon Jan 14, 2008 6:21 pm)

I can think of one Bouncer who strays from the norm!

Let My Love Open The Door · (Mon Jan 14, 2008 6:23 pm)

Richard Cristopolis · (Mon Jan 14, 2008 6:35 pm)

Probably one of those dudes from that videogame, "The Bouncer."

Those guys strayed from the norm (gayly).

Engel242 · (Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:04 pm)

IDZ DA BOUNCAH!