Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Mike Dunn · (Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:24 am)

A bile covered syringe landing on a pus covered leper in a semen covered mass grave.

Mike Dunn · (Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:25 am)

A hundred thousand immortal, impaled goats horribly frightening a small hermaphrodite.

Mike Dunn · (Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:26 am)

A hundred million terrifying, guts covered queens elegantly transforming into a spine.

Mike Dunn · (Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:27 am)

A thousand pedophiles and a depraved metal singer drinking corpses goblets of mucous with eachother in a galaxy of skins.

Mike Dunn · (Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:28 am)

A baby molesting a monster.

Mike Dunn · (Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:32 am)

A gnarled, bloated ghost and a psychopath screaming at eachother.

Mike Dunn · (Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:33 am)

A thousand mud covered fetuses crashing through a titanic, volcanic woman.

johnbuisthegreat · (Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:36 am)

Mike Dunn · (Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:52 am)

Special thanks to John Buis for making the above posts possible.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:40 pm)

It's hard to say what my favorite of these is! I'm gonna make a list for my own records.

The bold ones are the ones I think are the BEST of the BEST.

A dragon tenderly exploding over a sea.
A radioactive waste covered spectre accidentally torturing a castle of wood.
A twisted, dust covered priest raping a magical retard in a labyrinth.
A billion decapitated planets crushing a church of spines.
A billion savage, semen covered babies crushing eachother.
A miniscule, dust covered demon pouring mud over a never ending, starving baby.
A monster violently raining vomit over a hundred million armored chainsaws.
A man ripping apart a warlock in a canyon.
A king holding a funeral for a skeleton.
A billion tiny, radioactive waste covered babies immolating a purgatory of brains.
A hundred poison covered chainsaws obliterating a thousand magma covered children.
A massive army of fat, malnourished nazis freezing eachother.
A retard landing on a skeleton.
A hundred thousand immortal, impaled goats horribly frightening a small hermaphrodite.
A baby molesting a monster.
A gnarled, bloated ghost and a psychopath screaming at eachother.

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:07 pm)

Anybody can clearly see that "A retard landing on a skeleton." is the champion.

GimpMask · (Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:19 pm)

Agreed

Mike Dunn · (Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:31 pm)

A King holding a funeral for a skeleton is especially funny if you try and envision a scenario of how such a thing could happen.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:10 pm)

My favorite one to imagine is "A massive army of fat, malnourished nazis freezing eachother" because I see hulking Wolfensteinesque brownshirts firing FREEZE CANNONS at each other for no reason.

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:22 pm)

Just think about that tard, though.

Flailing his arms and yelling going "UHHHEEEHHHHHH!!!" and being all fat with huge thick glasses, then fucking slamming into that skeleton and shattering it, having no idea what's going on.

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:23 pm)

And that's just one possible VISION.

GimpMask · (Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:28 pm)

I just like how the words look

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:03 pm)

I appreciate it on that level as well.

Mike Dunn · (Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:05 pm)

When I picture a retard landing on a skeleton I imagine that the retard had just been either flying or falling from the sky.

GimpMask · (Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:06 pm)

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