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Big Fagot
Alpha ape
Joined: 09 Jan 2007
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(Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:29 pm)
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Obviously this is impossible and dangerous to attempt so I would be Ok with just JO looking at a tornado.
Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 11012
(Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:31 pm)
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I was fine with the tornado fetish but then he started talking about feet. Gross!
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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(Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:04 am)
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God damn it.
Mike Dunn
Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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(Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:47 am)
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Str8 construction guy's size 12 STINKY FEET on your face! - 36
Reply to: pers-493115439@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-29, 10:07AM EST


Take a good whiff! Do you enjoy being down in front of a HOT pair, of big, beefy, stinky feet? I'm a well-built, Sr8 male, construction worker looking for "Generous" foot pigs who want to be my foot stool. I like to grind my big, sweaty, RANK, size 12 Timberland workboots / socks / and hot beeefy size 12 feet all over a submissive foot boy's face. I'm on the verbal side, I'm in-shape, 6'0", 198lbs, brtoad shoulders, hairy chest, thick muscular hairy chest, short shaved hair & goatee, 36yo. On the verbal side. Available today (Thursday), Friday, Saturday and Sunday. For serious only.
Mike Dunn
Joined: 24 Jan 2007
Posts: 3549
(Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:53 am)
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The Skinny Flattie
Reply to: pers-493037412@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-29, 8:05AM EST


I love the skinny flatties
The sweet ones, not the catty
Stay pure just as you are
Never change or feel sub par
The hands of God they went to work
To give you this wonder, and me this quirk
I’d be honored to learn to laugh to grow
To earn your trust, to be your beau
Perhaps I can lift you inverse overhead
I doubt you’re that heavy, no lbs left to shed
We will bask in the glory of limitless pleasure
Two underdeveloped with no need to measure
We get it, we’re blessed and accept who we are
We are one skinny flattie and a guy with guitar.
Let My Love Open The Door
I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 6666
(Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:54 am)
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I figured the "str8" thing was to save money if listings are priced by the character, but his spelling of "broad" and "beefy" and his choice of repeating "hairy chest" and "On the verbal side" would seem to contradict that.
Mike Dunn
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Posts: 3549
(Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:55 am)
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JUST GOT A NEW ANAL RING TOSS GAME AND WE WANT A FUN GIRL TO TRY IT ON. LET US KNOW IF YOUR INTERESTED.
Mike Dunn
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(Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:01 am)
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Hows this hand job sound? - m4m - 47
Reply to: pers-493096517@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-29, 9:44AM EST


You lay back, get comfortable and relax. Maybe you watch a littl porn. I dribble some nice astroglide lubricant on your cock. The lube is cool and feels very nice, your cock quickly reacts becoming hard as a rock. My skilled hands no skillfully caress and tease your cock. Your cock becomes harder and throbs as your orgasm builds. I stroke it softly, the firmly, then I tease the pulsing head with my finger tips. I use many different stroking techniques until your cock is so sensative you can't control it any longer and you buck your hips as you thrust your cock into my palm shooting your hot load. Your place or car, I cannot host.
MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
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(Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:52 am)
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What does "On the verbal side." mean?
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Action Hank
Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:35 pm)
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He talks. I don't understand why they'd say they are straight, and then offer another man a hand job? That sounds very gay.
Rice
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(Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:48 pm)
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That's sort of the point.
Let My Love Open The Door
I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
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(Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:53 pm)
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I didn't even notice the "59 yo retired" part until just now. Fuck.
Let My Love Open The Door
I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
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(Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:55 pm)
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Morgan, can you link to the actual listing?
Stupid Fucking Faggot
Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ
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(Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:15 pm)
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Yeah, ALDP wants to get in touch with him!
Vinny
[00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass?
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
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(Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:22 pm)
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*Rickert jerks off as he stares at the Eclipse*
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Sporkism
It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY
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(Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:10 pm)
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I guess it got taken down!

Sorry.
Stupid Fucking Faggot
Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ
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(Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:18 am)
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Too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked!
Let My Love Open The Door
I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 6666
(Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:06 am)
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YES
Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past.
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Posts: 6090
(Sun Dec 09, 2007 3:30 pm)
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Theldorrin might like this

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/503913970.html
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Sun Dec 09, 2007 3:46 pm)
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Hahah!
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