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MisfitMan Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 341 (Mon Feb 19, 2007 3:26 pm) Reply
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Mike Awesome is in heaven now. |
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Not really, because suicide gets you sent to hell. |
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bitter gigatron Joined: 25 Jan 2007 Posts: 824 (Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:06 pm) Reply
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Re: Mike Awesome is in heaven now. |
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More like Mike Awful. |
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bitter gigatron Joined: 25 Jan 2007 Posts: 824 (Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:06 pm) Reply
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Re: Mike Awesome is in heaven now. |
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I'm speaking to his tragic death and not his wrestling career. |
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My Head Hurts 90 Joined: 19 Jan 2007 Posts: 3445 (Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:13 pm) Reply
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Re: Mike Awesome is in heaven now. |
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He did have like a million ridiculous matches with Masato Tanaka. |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:14 pm) Reply
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Re: Mike Awesome is in heaven now. |
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He's powerbombing angels off the top rope onto the cement now. |
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Spamdini Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 1322 (Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:01 pm) Reply
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Re: Mike Awesome is in heaven now. |
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You should reconsider your career misfitman. Your life expectancy will be cut to about 42. |
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MisfitMan Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 341 (Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:00 pm) Reply
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Re: Mike Awesome is in heaven now. |
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If you add the way I live outside wrestling, my life is cut back to about 33. So, ten more years sounds fine to me. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:14 pm) Reply
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Re: Mike Awesome is in heaven now. |
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Living in West Virginia is a nightmare. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:18 pm) Reply
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Re: Mike Awesome is in heaven now. |
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I don't know if I could tolerate living among humans for another 10 years. |
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Username Swimmin' in a Magnum Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3106 (Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:19 pm) Reply
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Re: Mike Awesome is in heaven now. |
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You can live with the pandas |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:23 pm) Reply
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Re: Mike Awesome is in heaven now. |
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I think that's where I went wrong with my FTUW character. The FTUW Theldorrin is way too tolerant of humanity. |
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Rice Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3473 (Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:41 pm) Reply
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Re: Mike Awesome is in heaven now. |
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Misfitman, do you engage constantly in debauchery and hooliganism? |
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Username Swimmin' in a Magnum Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3106 (Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:55 pm) Reply
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Re: Mike Awesome is in heaven now. |
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I think what Misfitman meant was that all that gay sex in the locker rooms will probably result in him getting AIDS |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:57 pm) Reply
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Re: Mike Awesome is in heaven now. |
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Now it all makes sense. |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:07 am) Reply
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Re: Mike Awesome is in heaven now. |
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I watched John Cena and Randy Orton beat each other to near-death tonight. |
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Spamdini Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 1322 (Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:50 am) Reply
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Re: Mike Awesome is in heaven now. |
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Bob Backlund, 58, walks to and from the hotel to the Impact Zone - and it's a long walk - 30 to 60 minutes. He attributes his current good health to all the walking he does and estimates he finds an average of 50 cents a day in change while walking. He also starts his day with a glass of carrot juice and garlic. He says the concoction is the closest thing in nature to "human blood." |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:53 am) Reply
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Re: Mike Awesome is in heaven now. |
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That last sentence is the difference between average human and champion. |
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MisfitMan Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 341 (Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:12 pm) Reply
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Re: Mike Awesome is in heaven now. |
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I'm going to try that shit out. |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:50 pm) Reply
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Re: Mike Awesome is in heaven now. |
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What the hell is the Impact Zone? |
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MisfitMan Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 341 (Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:00 pm) Reply
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Re: Mike Awesome is in heaven now. |
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TNA's studio at MGM or wherever the fuck they are. |
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