Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[The Great Jon]

Part: One

We begin our tale at a Local Tavern, in the Middle of of the Roman Empire.

Scumbag: Put your fucking Weapons away.

The 25-30 Patrons look Towards 2 men.

Scumbag 2: We are from Germania, we demand your Valuables.

One old man Stands up.

Old Man: Ill give you nothing, you dirty scumbag.

Scumbag: YOUR ARMIES KIDNAPPED OUR PEOPLE AND WORK THEM AS SLAVES, THE PEOPLE OF ROME OWE US FOR OUR SUFFERING.

A Man stands up.

Scumbag: SIT THE FUCK DOWN FAT MAN!!!

He sit's down.

A woman steps out.

Scumbag 2: You, whore!!! You please me, suck my cock in front of these people.

The Woman drops down and begins to blow the Germanian.

Scumbag: Nice one, suck it whore. ... I SAID SIT THE FUCK DOWN FAT MAN!!!!!

Scumbag 2: Child, come here.

The Germanian calls for a small Girl to come over.

Scumbag 2: Look child, look at this whore...look how she sucks my cock...this you can learn from...HAHAHA!!!

Scumbag: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

A Man steps forth.

Man: TAKE WHAT YOU WANT AND LEAVE!!!!

Scumbag: DIE YOU ROMAN PIG!!!!!

The Scumbag stabs the man in the stomach, he screams in Pain.

The entire Tavern is in shock, most fear for their lives and beg for Mercy.

Scumbag: Hahaha...They beg now, just like my people begged when then Roman soldiers took our Women.

Scumbag 2: Oh fuck....Oh fuck... YEAH BITCH!!!

The Scumbag sprays it in her face.

Scumbag 2: Oh yeah...fuck yeah.......that's a good start to paying back your debts...roman pig.

The Scumbag slams the Woman to the floor and Draws his Sword...

Scumbag 2: Now...you DIE!!!!

The people gasp. The Man Raises his sword and is about to plunge it into the Womans head.

Scumbag: I SAID SIT THE FUCK DOWN FATMAN!!!!!

Fatman: I AM GLORIOUS TITAN!!!!

Scumbag: OH GOD NOOOOO!!!!!

GLORIOUS TITAN STEPS FORTH AND DRAWS HIS BLADE!!!!!

Scumbag 2: RUN!!!!

Glorious Titan: FRONT KICK OF GLORY!!!!!

Glorious Titan Kicks scumbag #2 in the Chest, exploding is Sternum, the man dies.

Scumbag: YOU KILLED MY BEST FRIEND!!!!!

Glorious Titan: YOU ARE NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glorious Titan punches The scumbag so hard that the Wind off his Punch Opens a tear in the Space time Continuim.

Glorious Titan: What is this?

The People of the Tavern run for safety.

Glorious Titan steps into the Dark Abyss.

He Appears in a foreign land...

Glorious Titan: Where am I?....When am I?

To Be Continued.

[Big Fagot]

That must have been some punch!

[Spamdini]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!

[Action Hank]

I AM GLORIOUS TITAN!


OH NO!

[The Great Jon]

Part: Two

Glorious Titan: What is this foul Wasteland I have arrived in?

As far as the Eye can see, sand, and burnt plant's...the rusty remains of a once Vibrant civilazation.

Glorious Titan: That abyss I stepped through...Where am I...this is Surly not the same realm in which I was born...that sound...what is that sound?

Glorious Titan hears strange sounds...he follows them, over a hill he emerges...

Glorious Titan: A River...a huge River...Never have I seen one this big...though I have heard stories of such places...never would I beleve something of this size would exist.

Glorious Titan Looks at the waters mejestic Beauty...a spec apears.

Glorious Titan: What...what is that...I think...is that a...

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[Vinny]

That was most excellent.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

This was a logical consequence of punching through space and time.

[Spamdini]

Will Glorious Titan survive running into a viking ship?!

[The Great Jon]

Part: Three

After elploding the Viking Ship, Glorious Titan explores a nearby city.

The city, though obviously still technologically advanced, is completely run down, buildings rusted, Mules carrying Pickup truck beds instead of the norm (think Fallout)

Glorious Titan: You their, what is your name?

Gary: I'm the guy who's always at the front gate that says "Welcome to "so and so" town"

Glorious Titan: And what town is this?

Gary: This is New LA.

Glorious Titan: What happened to the Old one?

Gary: Haha, very funny, whores are around back.

Glorious Titan explores town, asking about. "Where am I?" He see's an old man with a white Lab coat.

Scientist: MARTY IS THAT YOU?!

Glorious Titan: I am Glorious Titan.

Scientist: Damn...

Glorious Titan: I am from the Nation of Rome...I stepped through a Black Abyss and arrived here...

Scientist: Black abyss... How did this Abyss come to be?

Glorious Titan: I punched a Germainian... it opened.

Scientist: This...strange...You talk as if from another time... but...WE MUST NOT SPEAK OF THIS HERE...Meet me at my house tonight, make sure your not followed.

Glorious Titan agree's and set's about exploring the town further, gathering as much information as possible.

Black street Whore: Hey you, big guy.

Glorious Titan: Yes?

Black Street Whore: I'll suck your cock for 5 Dollars...

Glorious Titan: Yes, this is a good opertunity, Let us go.

Glorious Titan takes the Black street whore around back, she sucks his cock.

Black Street Whore: Their you go...all finished, pay up.

Glorious Titan: Pay up...what do you speak of?

Black Street Whore: What the fuck White Boy!?

Glorious Titan: Please pay me the amount we agreed on. I will need curency if I am to be stuck here for a while.

Black Street Whore: Mother fucker,you better pay me right now.

Glorious Titan: What!? Me Pay you...WHAT TYPE OF FOUL LAND HAVE I ARRIVED IN!!!

Black Street Whore: Hey Juicy, get over here, white boy won't pay for his Blowjob.

Juicy, a street wise Pimp heads over the Glorious Titan.


Juicy: Listen up white boy...

Glorious Titan: I am a Soldier of Rome.

Juicy: Well I dont know how you do buisness in "Rome" But down here on East 34th Street, we keep it real, you need to pay the lady for her services.

Glorious Titan: Does the empire of East 34th Street Declare war on Rome?

Juicy: What?! Dammit, I told you bitch, don't be sucking no crazy cock...fucking cunt...

The Pimp slaps down his Ho.

Glorious Titan: The Roman Empire will Decend upon East 34th Street with the fury of the 4 horsemen of the Apocolypse.

Juicy: Listen, either pay up, or die.

Glorious Titan punches Juicy in the mouth and he dies.

Later that night...at The Scientist's house.

Scientist: Glorious Titan...I think I know what has happened to you, but I must confirm it.

Glorious Titan: Go ahead.

Scientist: It is a simple question... You know of the Collisum, right?

Glorious Titan: Of course.

Scientist: Where you come from... do events still take place their?

Glorious Titan: Hahahaha, of course, I myself have fought their Many times.

The Scientist hangs his head down.

Scientist: I see...

Glorious Titan: What is wrong, what does this mean.

Scientist: Titan, the last event held their was thousands of years ago.

Glorious Titan: THAT CAN NOT BE!!!!

The scientist brings up a image of the Run Down Roman Collisum.

Glorious Titan: BLACK MAGIC!!!! THIS IS BLACK MAGIC!!!

Scientist: The year is 2010, well over 2000 years in the future.

Glorious Titan: DO YOU TELL ME THAT I HAVE TRAVELED INTO THE FUTURE!!!!???

Scientist: Yes...

Glorious Titan: NYOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

To be Continued...

[The Great Jon]

Part: Four

After several Days, Glorious Titan began to Accept his fate. A cruel joke played on him by the Gods. They have blasted him more then 2000 years into the Future. Glorious Titan began to Travel the Wastelands, thinking of his very existance. Back in Rome, he was respected, though not of very high Rank in the Army, he was still looked upon with respect by all, for his desire to protect his nation and it's people, was of the upmost importance to him. Now, that is all gone. Their is no one left for him to protect...and their is no one left to show him respect.

Glorious Titan: Is the entire world like this? Nothing but sand...and old relics of the past, rusted over like a shield left on the battlefield...what happened, why has this world ended up like this...A cataclysmic event of some sorts?

Every so often, Glorious Titan passes travelers...he speaks to them, and gathers what information he can about this world, all of it grim. Though many talks peak his interests, as the subject of one thing comes up often.

Traveler: Hi their.

Glorious Titan: I am in need of food and water, let up trade.

Traveler: Sure...here, take this.

The Traveler hands Glorious Titan a Can (it is modern Pork N Beans) He looks at the Label.

" JAMES BROCK MCHARRIS SUPPORTS OUR TROOPS, HE LOVES PORK N BEANS, THAT MEANS YOU SHOULD TO "

Glorious Titan: I have heard many things about the "FTUW" Many people I have spoken to have said that it is a battle sport.

Traveler: Sure, it's Professional Wrestling...well, it was Professional Wrestling, their not around anymore...though I have heard rumors in the Slums of it comming back.

Glorious Titan: Professional Wrestling? What is that?

Travelers: Its basically a sport where 2 guys battle it the fuck out.

Glorious Titan: Wow...like the Arena....

Traveler: Yes...well, I must go, enjoy the pork n beans.

A smile engulfs Glorious Titans face.

Glorious Titan: WAIT....Take me to these slums....I need to find out more about this FTUW....I must have....a Purpose.

To Be continued.

[Big Fagot]

That guy he was talking to forgot he's supposed to get something out of the trade!