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Terrene
Whore
(7/9/01 9:43 pm)

New Post Woe is me.
Somewhere out there, there HAS to be a man who is DECENT.


But it's really not likely.

JebusofNazareth
Official TL Slut
(7/9/01 10:08 pm)

New Post Re: Woe is me.
Id bash you but i woudl get editted in saysing somethng along the lines of : Dont worry, the right one is out there. Give it time. But i wont.

If it hadnt been for mah horse i never would have spent that year in college.

Seru40
Fascist God
(7/10/01 12:17 am)

New Post Re: Woe is me.
No, there isn't.

Give in to your lesbian urges, plague males no more.

Do it for Jesus.

Etc.

Zapd Bloo
Fuck Queen
(7/10/01 12:49 am)
New Post Said it before.
The right one is out there. (See boys? It really wasn't that hard to say. Even I could do it.) The real problem isn't finding him, but making sure you are able to deal with yourself.

I am sick and tired of people who think that if they just have a boyfriend or a girlfriend or a husband or a wife that then they will be all happy and life will be posies. It doesn't work that way. If you aren't satisfied with yourself, your own personality, you will only fuck up one relationship after another. Other people can't fix our personal insecurities. No matter how good in bed they are, or how good they cook, or how many times they smack you upside the head.

You want to attract the opposite sex? Be confident and self assured without being conceited. Be honest and available without being too needy. Essentially, be happy with yourself, satisfied in your own goals. That way whatever relationship you get into is for the right reasons.

Or some such bullshit. It isn't really like I would know anyway. IS IT?

MANTI5
Official TL Slut
(7/10/01 12:50 am)

New Post Re: Woe is me.
Lord, first you say dating is bad, now you want a man.

Just grow up first.

ChrisPsaros 
dargunbalzee rewlz!!!!11
(7/10/01 1:25 am)

New Post Re: Woe is me.
You know, SOME people find shyness more attractive than confidence.

Zapd Bloo
Fuck Queen
(7/10/01 1:57 am)
New Post IF
That is so, then they must all live where you are, because that isn't how it works out for me.

Brandylion 
I want TL's big black cock
(7/10/01 12:35 pm)

New Post Re: IF
Ja, I attract more boys than my shyer friends. They think shy girls are stuck up or boring.

Never, never act clingy or needy! I act like I'm fond of them, but that I couldn't give two shits if they wanted to leave. The result? I've never been dumped, I have to do the breaking up.

JebusofNazareth
Official TL Slut
(7/10/01 8:38 pm)

New Post Re: IF
you people are encouraging her. why?

If it hadnt been for mah horse i never would have spent that year in college.

Brandylion 
I want TL's big black cock
(7/10/01 9:56 pm)

New Post Re: IF
Everyone needs love! Didn't you listen to the Beatles?

JebusofNazareth
Official TL Slut
(7/11/01 12:05 am)

New Post Re: IF
and where did if get John? He died. Took a bullet in the head.

If it hadnt been for mah horse i never would have spent that year in college.

ImmortalBubbles
Official TL Slut
(7/11/01 5:43 pm)
New Post Re: IF
There are decent men, there are semi-decent men, and there are perverts/assholes. I would put myself in the second catagory. I'm not perfect, but I'm definately not like that guy who pinches all the girl's asses at school.

I also tend to think beyond more than just a girl's physical features. I would much rather date an intelligent fat girl than a gorgeous idiot.

Of course, I tend to piss people off for no appearant reason, so I definately wouldn't put myself in the "decent men" secton.

AmazingJustin
Official TL Slut
(7/11/01 5:49 pm)

New Post Re: IF
Har har, I wish I was funny like Triple Life. "P.S. I'm gay". That is gay funny.

Edited by: AmazingJustin at: 7/12/01 1:08:31 pm
JebusofNazareth
Official TL Slut
(7/11/01 7:56 pm)

New Post Re: IF
edits are always funny.

If it hadnt been for mah horse i never would have spent that year in college.

ChrisPsaros 
dargunbalzee rewlz!!!!11
(7/11/01 10:48 pm)

New Post Re: IF
I'd actually probably take the gorgeous idiot over the intelligent fat girl.

Not because I'm overly physically oriented.

I just think intelligence is overrated. And I tend to find a lot of intelligent people really fucking annoying, boring, elitist and prima-donnaish. Dumb people can be a lot more fun, happy and don't take life so seriously. Chemistry is really the most important thing though. I can hit it off with really smart people or fucking mongoloids equally well.

Ag, or something, I don't know.

JebusofNazareth
Official TL Slut
(7/11/01 11:38 pm)

New Post Re: IF
yeah dumb peope are fu nto date, maybe even fuck if your into that kind of relationships. but after one or two conversations where you were feeling dumber for havign talked to her, see where you go. i prefer intelligance, it gives me soemthing to do, besides sex. all sex all day gets boring.

If it hadnt been for mah horse i never would have spent that year in college.

ImmortalBubbles
Official TL Slut
(7/12/01 1:05 am)
New Post Re: IF
I can't stand idiots and they can't stand me, so I guess that's why I would rather date the intelligent person.

JebusofNazareth: Stop using that signature. We all know that Lewis Black is amazing, but it's not something you should be proud of.

Brandylion 
I want TL's big black cock
(7/12/01 1:37 am)

New Post Re: IF
I don't mind dumb people for a short while, but they do get on my nerves after awhile. I prefer average & intelligent people.

Heh, I had an out of town cousin who is literally a rocket scientist, take me out to lunch. He discussed the effects of G forces on the body & economics & politics of Eastern Europe, & I just nodded my head & ate. I was bored out of my mind & didn't really listen. When we got back to my home, he proclaimed (in front of my family) me to be one of the most intelligent people he had met!

Triple Life
H-N-I-C
(7/12/01 1:40 am)

New Post Re: IF
Nodding is a sign of intelligence.

"The sporting editors had also given me $300 in cash, most of which was already spent on extremely dangerous drugs. The trunk of the car looked like a mobile police narcotics lab. We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-coloured uppers, downers, screamers, laughers ... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls."

-HST, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Brandylion 
I want TL's big black cock
(7/12/01 1:42 am)

New Post Re: IF
It's the universal gesture for "I understand & agree."

I fooled him!

ImmortalBubbles
Official TL Slut
(7/12/01 1:51 am)
New Post Re: IF
...but don't mess it up by occasionally repeating random words they say. Example:

Teacher: Now remember, when playing this Sonantina, the eighth bar will really mess you up. Now, when I was playing a tango with my good friend...

Student: Yeah, tango...

See? Don't take your allunknowingness too far.

Leitch1
I met Kerry King.
THE MAN GAVE ME A BEER.

(7/12/01 1:54 am)

Borknagar
New Post Re: IF
Your input was not necessary.

IT'S TIME TO RAISE YOUR FLAG OF HATE

ImmortalBubbles
Official TL Slut
(7/12/01 1:54 am)
New Post Re: IF
As was yours.

Leitch1
I met Kerry King.
THE MAN GAVE ME A BEER.

(7/12/01 1:58 am)

Borknagar
New Post Re: IF
At least mine wasn't gay.

IT'S TIME TO RAISE YOUR FLAG OF HATE

Brandylion 
I want TL's big black cock
(7/12/01 2:05 am)

New Post Re: IF
Boys... boys! Go sit in the corner until Prof. Bloo or forehead can find the time to spank you.

Leitch1
I met Kerry King.
THE MAN GAVE ME A BEER.

(7/12/01 2:07 am)

Borknagar
New Post Re: IF
I'll have none of your backtalk, woman.

I like my title.

IT'S TIME TO RAISE YOUR FLAG OF HATE

The Cadger
More sex than a bottle of sex
(7/12/01 9:44 am)
New Post mutes...
All I want is a mute....is that so wrong. intelligent, imbocile. Makes not a shit of difference....

I like Jeb's signature. (And because I'm kinda fucked in the head I like to write the name JEB.) It makes me giggle.
It's very HARD to make me giggle..Ask anyone..

No, there is no one person for anyone. Just lots of good and bad people to learn from.....

prosthetic forehead
Slut or just enjoys sex?
You decide.

(7/12/01 10:09 am)
New Post The question is if I want to spank?
Importance on intelligence, yes I would say that there is too much. You can break intelligence down into too many categories; too many personal ideas on what it is get involved. Some people have incredible book smarts but have no clue about the real world, no common sense. I think having fun has to do more with your personal outlook and that of those you are hanging out with then on their IQ level. Yes there are some who are just naturally “dumb” – those are the ones who just can’t stop from doing things that give all of us a bellyache. Their inability to see that people are laughing at them rather then with them does not mean that I would like to hang out with them more… yes they made me cry hysterically, but after a time if you have any smarts, you see that they are just stupid. So who then is the one without intelligence? The one who chooses to be entertained? Or the one that knows no better? Anyhow, I’m falling away from the original line of thought. How about going for something down the middle? A reasonably good looking or decent looking individual who has the level of intelligence along with personality and perhaps even beholds the ‘chemistry’ that is many times needed. A bombshell does not mean that you are dumb, fat and ugly does not mean you are automatically a brainiach.

Nodding – a sign of agreement. Yes indeed it is. There are many times that the best form of learning, was or is just sitting there and soaking in the wealth of knowledge spewing forth from another individual. Plus if you interrupt them half the time you screw up their line of thinking… making it so you possibly missed a valuable piece of information. So kudos to you Brandylion.

ImmortalBubbles
Official TL Slut
(7/12/01 11:35 am)
New Post Re: The question is if I want to spank?
I didn't mean that a fat girl is obviously more intelligent than a hot one. In fact, I know plenty of fat ditzes, and I know tons of good-looking intelligent girls (unfortuneatly, they all hate me. Damn it all).

ChrisPsaros 
dargunbalzee rewlz!!!!11
(7/12/01 4:46 pm)

New Post Re: The question is if I want to spank?
Yeah, prosthetic forehead put it better.

I didn't really put a lot of thought or effort into that post. I totally didn't get across the FULL SPECTRUM of what I was trying to say.

JebusofNazareth
Official TL Slut
(7/12/01 8:23 pm)

New Post Re: The question is if I want to spank?
Jeb is a great great man. he won this country for us. Good man that Jeb. Ehh I like my wimmins thick. Thin girls break in half too easy. The conversation ahs to be good. IF you cant hold my attention i aint stayin. Looks arent everything, but they are important. I hate the French.

If it hadnt been for mah horse i never would have spent that year in college.

ChrisPsaros 
dargunbalzee rewlz!!!!11
(7/12/01 10:57 pm)

New Post Re: The question is if I want to spank?
I like thick too.

I don't want to hear bones clacking together when I'm smacking her around. Some of these women today are built like coat hangers.

Leitch1
I met Kerry King.
THE MAN GAVE ME A BEER.

(7/12/01 11:04 pm)

Manowar
New Post Re: The question is if I want to spank?
At least we agree on something, Jebus.

Dirrty, Dirty Frenchmen.

IT'S TIME TO RAISE YOUR FLAG OF HATE

The Namekian 
Official TL Slut
(7/12/01 11:07 pm)

New Post Infernal Questions
Then stop chasing the little girls.
(No that didn't work.)
Is this before or after you cry about meeting Minmei?
(That wasn't it either.)
Apparently Greeks don't want no Freaks.
(Definitely over done.)
Hmmm...
What is the lastest fad in Chrispy bashing?

On a serious note though, I agree that a women needs a little meat on them. There's such thing as being too skinny and the ability to see her rib cage through her shirt isn't very attractive to me.


Death to all puppies.

Zapd Bloo
Fuck Queen
(7/12/01 11:18 pm)
New Post What constitutes
A little meat?

Leitch1
I met Kerry King.
THE MAN GAVE ME A BEER.

(7/12/01 11:31 pm)

Manowar
New Post Re: What constitutes
Tits, and being unable to see the outline of a ribcage.

And an ass.

IT'S TIME TO RAISE YOUR FLAG OF HATE

JebusofNazareth
Official TL Slut
(7/12/01 11:32 pm)

New Post Re: What constitutes
French people suck. Greeks are Gay-lite comapred to them. What were they thinking, the Moignot (Spelling, its french i dont care) Line of Defense. It was single handedly hte greatest lien of defense ever. EXCEPT IT HAD A HOLE IN HTE FUCKIGN MIDDLE OF IT AND IT ENDED AT THE FRENCH/GERMAN BORDER. Genius. Let people walk right it and take your smelly asses over. I tell ya, wimmins with no meat are sickly and deserve to be smacked. With huge sacks of food.

If it hadnt been for mah horse i never would have spent that year in college.

The Namekian 
Official TL Slut
(7/12/01 11:34 pm)

New Post Re: What constitutes
Hmmm...
A small chicken?

Seriously though it not an exact science here. Usually I like a little thickness, whether it be blubber or muscle. I'm not looking for a beanpole, but also I don't want a whale either. Unfortunately, the only words that best describes what I'm talking about right now is average or medium, but those words are frought with hidden pit falls. You must remember though I'm talking about intial physical attraction here. I've fallen for some that didn't fit this part of the profile before, but that was after getting to know them better over a period of time.
I've never really thought about what I find attractive in a deep sense before. It's always been on a gut reaction level, so please forgive me if this doesn't make that much sense..


Death to all puppies.

Edited by: The Namekian  at: 7/12/01 11:37:11 pm
Triple Life
H-N-I-C
(7/12/01 11:46 pm)

New Post Re: What constitutes
You completely misunderstand the Maginot Line. The Germans just marched around the wall through Belgium (not through some mythical hole in the middle) straight to Paris. Then they could take out the wall from behind, since they couldn't turn the cannons around and return fire.


But the French are still awful.

FUN FACT - The Germans used the same strategy of marching through Belgium to Paris as they did in the Franco-Prussian war. That makes this whole situation of getting fucked in the ass in this manner again all the more hilarious.

Edited by: Triple Life at: 7/12/01 11:47:32 pm
JebusofNazareth
Official TL Slut
(7/13/01 12:21 am)

New Post Re: What constitutes
I am sorry sir, i unders stood it to have had an open gate type whole in the middle. my bad.

If it hadnt been for mah horse i never would have spent that year in college.

MANTI5
Official TL Slut
(7/13/01 1:18 am)

New Post Re: What constitutes
I agree, boney chicks are pretty gross.
I have always hated those runway models and the girls who look up to them as an ideal body size.

Eat, ladies.

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