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prosthetic forehead Slut or just enjoys sex? You decide. (7/28/01 12:02 am)	What I wanta try.... Hey have any of you done it to music? I was wanting to do it w/ the last guy but he was a puss and never took me up on the offer. Said he was interested but what a fucking waste of time. No I'm not bitter... ANYWHO, I've got a new prospect that I do believe will not only help me in this exact area but teach more then a few tricks that he has learned. Oh that is delving a little too far into my life... (Hey ZAPPY... go get the alcohol. I NEED MUCHO MORE) If you have done it to music, what songs worked the best? (ZAPDIEOLA... DID YOU NOT HEAR ME??? ALCOHOL. ALCOHOL NOW!!!!)
Zapd Bloo Fuck Queen (7/28/01 12:23 am)	HAPPY NOW? According to my calculations, we have one more INDUSTRIAL MARGARITA each before I have to find a new source of mental lubrication. READ AS; WE ARE ALMOST OUT OF TEQUILA. So I made that one extra booZY. Anyway, I had a guy who could only keep his rythm if he was doing it to music. ACDC, to be exact. I love ACDC, but to this day, some songs have this emotional residue that will require some DRASTIC CIRCUMSTANCES to remove. Oh, and the soundtrack to Braveheart. I hate that movie now. And that is a shame.
prosthetic forehead Slut or just enjoys sex? You decide. (7/28/01 12:36 am)	MMMMM much better I think I can taste da hosay qwarvo. You must be kidding about the lack of tequila! For your lifes sake you better be. We have had TOO MUCH for driving and well I know this house has to have more in the supply closet. Did you check the bar upstairs? Please say no and then get off your arse and go check. Yes women I mean now, cuz I'm half way through this new supposed industrial size drink and I want MORE!!!!
Zapd Bloo Fuck Queen (7/28/01 12:41 am)	AREN'T WE BOSSY Here is the deal, lovey, I have to replace whatever I drink, AND YOU KNOW WHAT MY PARENTS ARE LIKE. But I saw a bottle of the imported stuff in the pantry. So maybe after we go skinny dippin in the river, I will break it out and see if we can get that worm to join us for a little R AND R. BUT, I STILL WANT THE CHIPS AND SALSA. I SEE YOU OVER THERE, DENYING ME. Do you want me to tell everyone what we did last night? HMM? I didn't think so.
Matthew Outland LOVE ME, no, LICK ME!!!1 (7/28/01 12:50 am)	You know I never thought of you as shy to explain things in graphic detail.
prosthetic forehead Slut or just enjoys sex? You decide. (7/28/01 12:50 am)	How NIPPLEY!!! That river is a wee bit cold for skinny dipping! And I know you know that since we were on the dock earlier... hey boys do you know what dear old Zapd really wants? Well I had to deny her because well I just don't swing that way. Yeah okay so that is a little untrue... just a teenie weenie white lie. But those don't really count do they? Nah I didn't think so... okay well make some more posts, down stairs I go. We can't deny the Fuck Queen of her desires now can we?!
JebusofNazareth Official TL Slut (7/28/01 12:58 am)	To answer your question: I love the Macy Gray album. I can only go through half the songs during love making. BUt for foreplay I usually go for the Squirrel Nut Zippers: Chirstmas Caravan. Gift of the Magi is so tender and loving that it almost always casues multiples, becasue of the sng and the way it is portrayed. And why are two girls together such a turn on for guys? i cant sahre my woman with anybody. What it calls Knowledge is not a union with the not-Self, but a set of Prejudices, habits, and Desires, making an impenetrable veil between us and the world beyond. The man who finds pleasure in such a theory of Knowledge is like a man who never leaves the domestic circle for fear his word might not be law.
Zapd Bloo Fuck Queen (7/28/01 12:59 am)	Oh Baby, You weren't denying me last night. You, me, your lovely ass. So soft and smooth, and you have those cute little freckles. REMEMBER NOW? Yeah, I thought you might. If you need further memory help, MADali was on voice chat at the time, he heard the whole thing.
prosthetic forehead Slut or just enjoys sex? You decide. (7/28/01 1:15 am)	No no my memory has been shocked Yes and you told dear Mike about the fun we had. I know he wanted pictures but how on earth could we have done that? If we would've attempted it would've looked so staged! Anyhow, Jeb the sharing part is kind of a no go. Especially if I'm in a solid relationship. I would end up hurting someone and I'm not talking about my man! Edited by: prosthetic forehead at: 7/28/01 1:28:38 am
Matthew Outland LOVE ME, no, LICK ME!!!1 (7/28/01 1:20 am)	Girls are totally genius This is wonderful essay for my science paper. I am making a thesis on the natural superiority of women, and why they so often invent and work so hard, and act totally incredible. Edited by: Zapd Bloo at: 7/28/01 1:25:11 am
prosthetic forehead Slut or just enjoys sex? You decide. (7/28/01 1:57 am)	Science projects can be oh so fun... I think you need to change your project to something else. If I hadn't have had so much to drink I'd actually have some ideas... maybe darling dear lovely pookums sweetie lover girl over there will come up with something. After all she did edit your post and all.
Zapd Bloo Fuck Queen (7/28/01 2:09 am)	No comment Er, yeah.
prosthetic forehead Slut or just enjoys sex? You decide. (7/28/01 2:11 am)	Can you say: BORING!!!!
The Namekian I do NOT like little boys (7/28/01 2:12 am)	Re: Can you say: Boring. Death to all puppies.
prosthetic forehead Slut or just enjoys sex? You decide. (7/28/01 2:15 am)	Hehe Thats two against one! What would you like for your reward Mr. Namekian? I issue you guarentees but I will see what I can do.
Zapd Bloo Fuck Queen (7/28/01 2:17 am)	No "NO" And you call me boring. AT LEAST I AM COHERENT. Boring is the worst insult you can give me. IT WILL MAKE ME CRY. BIG OLE TEQUILA TEARS.
The Namekian I do NOT like little boys (7/28/01 2:21 am)	Re: No "NO" You issue guarrantees do you. I'll have to put some thought into this then. Death to all puppies.
prosthetic forehead Slut or just enjoys sex? You decide. (7/28/01 2:26 am)	Re: No "NO" It was suppose to say "no" guarentees but well TYPO! Anyhow, you think and tell me what you come up with and we will talk. I'm sure we can work something out.
MADali Not Arab, IRANESE (7/28/01 10:02 am)	Re: No "NO" Drunk And Posting should be illegal
prosthetic forehead Slut or just enjoys sex? You decide. (7/28/01 2:00 pm)	Re: No "NO" It tiz a beautiful thing what we've done here. So sshhhssshhh you!
Digitmaxr Official TL Slut (8/2/01 1:41 am)	Re: Sex to music I make my own musical intonations while fucking, with grunting, moaning, growling and sweaty body slapping sounds!
Leitch1 I met Kerry King. THE MAN GAVE ME A BEER. (8/2/01 1:48 am)	Re: Sex to music I was talking about Frankie with this guy I know, one day, and he said, "Dude, that's pussy music." I was going to say something, but he said, "You know, music you play while you're(cleverly enough) getting some play!" I don't think I could be fucking a girl, and then have the song "Love and Marriage" come on the stereo. It would be way too funny. IT'S TIME TO RAISE YOUR FLAG OF HATE Edited by: Leitch1 at: 8/2/01 1:48:41 am
Ace Kendo I lick real good. SEE? (8/4/01 7:31 pm)	Re: Sex to music I did it to the movie Chinatown, once. Wait, too much information. Forever yours, Ace Kendo
Utils Official TL Slut (8/7/01 2:37 pm)	Re: Sex to music 1812 overture, save it for when you're ready to cum, it's a short song. cut/paste: Utils2581: yo Utils2581: which one are you again? KimbarleyGirl: Kim, prosthetic forehead... Zapd's friend KimbarleyGirl: its been a while... Utils2581: yesh Utils2581: Your question on the board about music Utils2581: ever fuck during the 1812 overture> Utils2581: fantastci Utils2581: wait till the canons kick in KimbarleyGirl: I haven't fucked to music as of yet KimbarleyGirl: I'll have to write that one down... and try it out sometime Utils2581: Depends on the mood Utils2581: If I'm going to spank her then I play all those disgusting songs like "Put it in your mouth" or "How many licks" Utils2581: I set up the playlist in winamp Utils2581: hook it to her stereo KimbarleyGirl: haha Utils2581: I'm telling you, i prepare for this shit Utils2581: That's like, SUPER forplay KimbarleyGirl: It's looking like it Utils2581: If it's a violent fuck, gangster rap Utils2581: If I'm really in a dirty mood, I'll play nothing because I want to hear her cry my name KimbarleyGirl: I like that last one Utils2581: I want to wake the neighbors with my grunting Edited by: prosthetic forehead at: 8/7/01 3:57:52 pm
Triple Life H-N-I-C (8/7/01 3:45 pm)	Re: Sex to music Utils, I wish I was more like you.
Utils Official TL Slut (8/7/01 4:42 pm)	All I did was answer the question. I'm just a guy TL. You're making too much out of this. By Zapd's real name was in there, that's what was edited out. My bad.
Triple Life H-N-I-C (8/7/01 4:47 pm)	Re: All I did was answer the question. Uh, who here doesn't know Zapd's real name? OH WELL, I GUESS IT'S A BIG SECRET. Utils, I have no crazy stories about fucking while listening to the 1812 Overture. I need more stories like that. But I don't. And that sucks. A lot.
StupidMike Spanky Monkey Party OF 1 (8/8/01 2:29 am)	Re: All I did was answer the question. IT'S IMOEN. ANIGVOEANGNA HEHEAWOHGIWANG
prosthetic forehead Slut or just enjoys sex? You decide. (8/8/01 9:18 am)	Probably everyone But that�s not the point... it is that its a respect for not wanting my information posted. I know she has signed her name at the bottom of some of her posts, its just being mindful. She told me its no big deal, yet to me it carries some sort of importance.
ChrisPsaros Did you see the one where Gohan cuts a steak out of the Dinosaur's tail? Man I laughed at that. (8/8/01 10:55 pm)	Re: Probably everyone IT'S TIME THAT I ADMITTED THAT MY NAME IS CHRIS PSAROS. phone.people.yahoo.com/py...ty=&State=
Backslash Probably Zapd (8/9/01 12:28 am)	Is that, A hint? Or just part of the infernal mind game?
ChrisPsaros King for a day, just not Today. (8/9/01 1:07 am)	Re: Is that, Part of the infernal mind game. Actually, I'm sort of teasing you. TO BE HONEST. I mean, who cares if people know what your name is? What's the issue? (And I ask this with all due respect, I'm genuinely curious.)
Zapd Bloo Fuck Queen (8/9/01 1:58 pm)	Funny thing that, The only reason to care would be if there was something you wanted to hide (or not have the general populace of shitheads know). And I care, a bit. SO THERE.
Brandylion I want TL's big black cock (8/17/01 1:03 am)	Re: Funny thing that, You would get a good & sweaty workout too if you did it to the William Tell Overture. I think it's a good idea to keep your full name a secret, because of stalkers! A friend's sister became friendly w/ a guy on a CHRISTIAN board, & she thought it was safe to tell him her full name & hometown. Months later, he showed up at her apartment & forced his way in. He claimed that God had told him that she was the one that he should marry, & he is to try to start a family immediately, before the wedding. She managed to talk him out of raping her & into leaving her place. Luckily, he has never returned. Yet.
ImmortalBubbles like gwapes inna bafftub (8/17/01 1:31 am)	Re: Funny thing that, Brandylion: Actually, the William Tell Overture has four parts. The first part is quite dull and slow (The Sunrise), the second part is fast, but I don't know if it would work in this context (The Storm). The third part is also slow and boring (The Calming Shit), but the fourth part, of which I assume you were refering, is quite fast and might work (The Something). I'm a big classical freak. Just today I bought a full score of Beethoven's eigth and ninth symphonies.
JewBagelDopeMan I suck dick for crack (8/17/01 1:37 am)	Re: Funny thing that, I like Rachmaninov. I stole one of his Cd's from a friend.
Brandylion I want TL's big black cock (8/17/01 1:47 am)	Re: Funny thing that, Yeah, I was thinking of the fourth part, the one that's used in The Lone Ranger. I'm not into classical music, but I have a friend who listens to it only. She has loaned me some of her CD's, but what can I say, I'm low brow.
ImmortalBubbles like gwapes inna bafftub (8/19/01 9:42 pm)	Re: Funny thing that, Rachmaninoff is cool, but I'm a big fan of Shostakovich. I hate Mozart, and that's the guy people keep picking on me for...